Once upon a time, Iron man and Gandalf were anal fisting, well, they would be anal fisting but Robert Downey Jr hadn't built a contraption thingy that would allow anal fisting through his superhero costume.
But anyway, one day, one of the My Little Pony's cascadingly descended from the sky above and mechanically turned into the transformer and blowed up the world. But it's ok, cos Harry Potter's grandad and Rob Stark lift very happy after. The End.