SARA AND THE BLOND JOKES

disclaimer: i own nothing. Just like having fun with the ladies.

And no offense to the blonds who read this, the blonds you know, those who just turned blond or plan to be blond.

still for a bee...1.4.3. who drives me crazy...if only!

"So?" She looks up, hands me a shard of glass with her tweezers.

I open the packet and she drops it in the evidence bag. "So...what?" Was hoping she forgot about that.

"What do you call a blond in a tree with a brief case?"

I sigh out loud. "I don't know, Sara."

She stands up and puts her hands on her waist. "A branch manager!"

I close my eyes and turn around. "I'm going back to the truck."

She packs up her kit. "I'm done here too, I'll follow you. Hey, I thought of another one!"

I turn around and face her. "Sara, no offense but..."

"What did they find in the closet?"

I stop and look at her curiously. "I didn't hear about that one."

"They found the dead hide-and-seek blond champion of 2004! Get it? She hid so well!"

Oh, for the love of... "I thought you were talking about the case!"

"I wasn't. The only body here was that of the dead blond." She reaches for my kit and puts both of them in the back.

"Hence the blond jokes..." I mutter.

"You betcha. Got another one. Here."

She hands me the keys and I take it, slipping in the driver's seat.

She comes in."Why did the blond nurse bring a red marker to work?"

A rage of fury rushes over me. I snap my neck her way and scream. "I don't care! I don't want to know!"

She looks at me wide eyed. "Because she thought she was going to draw blood?"

"What will it take for you to shut up?"

"Uh...I got another one I wanted to tell..."

"Damn it! Shut up!"

I suddenly grab her shirt pulling her to me. Pressing my lips against hers, kissing her with all I got.

The kiss was so sudden. But whatever it was, it did the job of making her quiet.

I bury my face in my hands. I'm even surprised by my actions!

"Ummm. Sara, I don't know what came ov..."

I face her and she has the goofiest grin unimaginable.

"Hey, Catherine. What happens when you line up ten blonds and shine a flashlight on the first one's ear?"

I close my eyes, shake my head in amusement and turn on the key.

"A tunnel!" She's grinning at me ear to ear.

What did I expect? Kissing Sara would shut her up? I'm realizing she will be telling me A LOT more blond jokes to get that same effect.

"Catherine, What how many blonds does it take..."

Heaven help me.

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