"Hey, has anyone here seen Mario?" Toadette asked curiously as she, Dry Bowser, and Petey were all practicing their tennis skills on a parked blue striped, white colored airplane at the sunny Sunshine Airport, with a typical Mario Kart race going on, y'know IN THE BACKGROUND.
"No, and why the hell should we care?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he brushed back his red hair. "It's not like he actually lets us get involved in anything important, or what not."
Petey mumbled in agreement as the trio of characters were suddenly bombarded with an enormous load of green fuzzy tennis balls, causing them to be pushed onto the race track as several racers collided into the sea of tennis balls, causing them to get knocked out.
Meanwhile, to the real focus of the story, the 'not so Super' Mario was walking around the soaked, rocky shore of the seafaring Dolphin Shoals, finding a weird genie bottle that was rocking back and forth between a couple of wet rocks. The pesky red capped Italian plumber picked it up, rubbing the lamp as he gasped in shock, summoning a genie as he was shocked, his red hat falling off his head as he was quite shocked at how sexy this human genie looked.
"Mamma mia... who are you supposed-a to be?" Mario asked in shock as he was surprised at Jeannie being in front of him.
Jeannie smiled as she took a bow. "Well... I'm a genie." She brushed back her blonde hair as she winked. "Named Jeannie. You see, it's like poetry, it rhymes."
Mario rubbed his chin with his right hand, a smirk on his mustachioed face. "A genie, huh..."
Later on, Mario had Jeannie giving him a massage, much to his comfort as he was enjoying every moment of this. As Jeannie noticed something sparkling across from them in the sea, she went over to pick it up, bending over as Mario's nose bleed from having a great view...
...but the attractive look wasn't the only thing that made Mario leak blood out of his nostrils, as Jeannie farted loudly in his face, making him dazed.
"Oops!" Jeannie exclaimed as she blushed while placing her right hand across her mouth, holding the shiny object in her other hand as she felt embarrassed.
"S-sorry! I held so much gas while I was in there... I didn't mean to fart in your-"
Mario suddenly began to fly, without any power ups. Naturally this was a problem, since the plumber wasn't wearing any of his clothes! Jeannie gasped as she clapped her hands, causing lightning to accidentally strike Mario as he was reduced to a pile of ash, with Jeannie beginning to worry as she just caused unintentional damage to her new master.