Author's Note: I am so sick and so when your sick random things tend to pop into your head that you think is so funny, when really it isn't. Ok, I am not so sick that this is crap, but is really, really different to what I usually write.
It's very, very random! Just so you know.
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Disclaimer: The Character and themes do not belong to me, they belong to Stephenie Meyer and the crazy people who made up Vampires, Werewolves and Witches and whatever else supernatural stuff (or did they make it up?)
Mom can I be…
"Mommy, can I be a Vampire?"
"Huh... What... No!"
"Aw, but why not?"
"Cause I said so."
"Why?"
"Cause I said."
"But I want to be a vampire!"
"You want to bite people?"
"No, I'll be a vegetarian!"
"I can hardly get you to eat your vegetables…"
"Please Mom; I'll be a good vampire! I promise I won't be like Dad and get into fights with the Uncle Jake."
"Your Uncle Jacob will be thrilled! No!"
"Fine… Mom?"
"Yes?"
"Can I be a Werewolf?"
"Huh... What... No!"
"But… but why not?"
"Cause I said! Why do I feel like I'm having déjà vu?"
"But why?"
"I can just see your father's reaction to you being a Werewolf."
"It'll be funny!"
"hahaha… no it won't! No!"
"Fine"
(Pause)
"Mom?"
"What do you want to be this time?"
"Can I be a Witch?"
"Sure, be a Witch! Go turn your uncles into toads for me, ok."
"Ok! UNCLE EMMETT! UNCLE JASPER! I'm a witch and I'm going to turn you into toads."
"Did you ask your mother before you decided this?"
"Yup, she's the one who told me to."
"Thanks a lot, Bells."
"You're welcome."
"DADDY! Guess what I am! Guess what I am!"
"Umm… an extremely over-excited girl whose going to fall down the front steps if she's not careful."
"No, silly Daddy, I'm a witch!"
"Are you now?"
"Yup, Mommy said I could be one, since she said you and Uncle Jake wouldn't like the other things I wanted to be."
"Which are?"
"A Vampire and Werewolf."
"Right… No!"
"Aw, you and Mommy are no fun!"
"That's the point of being parents."
"Fine… MOMMY, I changed my mind, I don't want to be a witch!"
"Ok."
(That night)
"Mommy, Daddy, I can I ask you something."
"Always, what is it, Sweetheart?"
"I can I be a policewoman and work at the police station with Grandpa playing Cards. Playing cards is really important in this line of work, that's what Grandpa said. Or maybe I can be a Vampire policewoman or a Werewolf one"
(Pause)
"Mom, Dad, can I be a Vampire/Werewolf/Witch/Policewoman, please?"
(Another pause)
"You do realise she gets this from you?"
"Oh shut up Edward."
"So can I?"
Author's Note: Bizarre, right? I think I probably should have stopped writting it ages before I did finally stop, but hey! And, no I am not on something thing, well actaully I am, flu and cold medicine, which I hate! As if I wasn't loopy enough without it.
Please don't think to deeply about this, it just randomly popped into my muddled, foggy head, this was just a bit of cold-head controlled fun!
I hope you guys, found it a bit entertaining. I will be updating "A Forgotten Life" soon... I hope.
Thanks for reading and please review.