IM Twilight style!

Disclaimer:

I own nothing but the IM names. -Tear!-

Vampires:

DazzlingEdward: Edward

BetOnMe: Alice
DontWorryBeHappy: Jasper

DaringEM: Emmett

AllEyesOnMe: Rosalie
VampDoctor: Carlisle
TheMotherCullen: Esme

Werewolves:
BigBadWolf: Jacob
LittleWolf: Seth
Alpha: Sam

Swans:
ClutsyBells: Bella
PoliceSwan: Charlie

School:
NumberOneStalker: Mike
LoveMeCullen: Jessica
BensGirl: Angela
AngelasBoy: Ben

If somebody thinks the names don't really suit the characters right, please tell me. I will gladly edit them. Some of you may know I'm using Edwards and Bella's IM names from one of my other stories. If anybody thinks that's a bad idea please, please, please, tell me. Reviews will be very appreciated!

'BetOnMe has just signed on'.

ClutsyBells says:
Alice!

BetOnMe says:
Bella!

ClutsyBells says:

Have you seen Edward lately? I woke up this morning and he wasn't there.

BetOnMe says:

Shopping!?

ClutsyBells says:

He's shopping?

BetOnMe says:

Shopping?!

ClutsyBells says:
Oh.. No Alice, not right now.

BetOnMe says:
SHOPPING!!

'DontWorryBeHappy has just signed on'

BetOnMe says:

Jasper Hale! My one and only love! Whom loves me back, and would do anything for me!

BetOnMe says:

Right!?

DontWorryBeHappy says:

Of course.

BetOnMe says:

Anything?

DontWorryBeHappy says:

Anything.

ClutsyBells says:
You're going to regret that.

DontWorryBeHappy says:

Gulp!

BetOnMe says:
Shopping?

'DontWorryBeHappy has just signed off'

BetOnMe says:
Hiss!

'BetOnMe has just signed off'

ClutsyBells says:

...

'BigBadWolf has just signed on'
'LittleWolf has just signed on'

BigBadWolf says:
A long, long time ago, animal-people and man-people spoke the same language. These earth-people lived in the land of the Umpquas, whose home was on the bank of a river where there were many fish.

LittleWolf says:
They lived in the shadow of a great mountain. In the long ago time, that mountain was high and forever the top was covered with snow. Below that snow there were trees. There were meadows where the grass grew high and young animal-people played in the sun.

BigBadWolf says:
On this mountain lived the bear, the deer, the panther and the elk, with animal cousins and friends who came there and had much talk.

ClutsyBells says:

'ClutsyBells has just signed off'
'DaringEM has just signed on'

DaringEM says:
Yo, yo, yo! What's up my dogs!

BigBadWolf says:
Hey! I am not one of your 'dogs'!

LittleWolf says:
Nothing much yo!

DaringEM says:
So, I was just in da' clearing with my homie's trying to knock some grizzlies when diz hardcore hussla' came up and nicked my kill! I was like yo that's whack! You know what I'm saying Dog?

BigBadWolf says:

LittleWolf says:
Huh?

'DazzlingEdward has just signed on'

DazzlingEdward says:
Emmett.. Rose is angry with you.

DaringEM says:
Sup homie! You seen my woman around?

DazzlingEdward says:
Your 'woman?'

DaringEM says:
Yeah. You know. Bitch. Girl. Baby. WOMANNN!

'AllEyesOnMe has just signed on'

AllEyesOnMe says:
Excuse me!?

DaringEM says;
Err. I mean. I love you honey!

AllEyesOnMe says:
GRRRRRRRRR!

'AllEyesOnMe has just signed off'
'DaringEM has just signed off'
'BetOnMe has just signed on'
'DontWorryBeHappy has just signed on'

BetOnMe says:
Why is Rose chasing Emmett around the house with a crowbar?

DazzlingEdward says:
Because Emmett was acting.. 'Gangster'?

DontWorryBeHappy says:
It's gangsta' bro!

DazzlingEdward says:
Oh God. Not you, too.

DontWorryBeHappy says:
Damn bro! You're totally crimping my style! For shizzle! Learn to lean back. Kick it. Y'know?!

BetOnMe says:

DazzlingEdward says:

...

'DaringEM has just signed on'
'ClutsyBells has just signed on'

DaringEM says:
What's up my sister from another mister!?

DontWorryBeHappy says:
What's up girlie!

ClutsyBells says:
Uh..

Okay. I know this chapter was totally 'whack' (Hehehehe!) No kidding. But I hope you all liked it. If anybody has any idea's of future chapters I will acknowledge them. This came to me in a dream. (Oooooo!)Well.. No. Me and my friends were talking about it this week. I thought I would make it into something fanfiction-y. Woo.. Future chapter:

1.) Why Emmett and Jasper were acting 'gangster'... And failing.
2.) Bella leaving Edward!? Oh my Jacob!?
3.) Mike Newton declaring his undivided love for Jacob.
4.) Jessica Stanly extremely jealous.
5.) Edward acting 'Emo'.