NOT SUCH A YUMMY MUMMY

WOW: key. Dean's been exploring the Batcave again; for once, Sam doesn't mind.

Disclaimer: guess what, I don't own them.

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"Dean, how …?"

"It slammed shut behind me," came the muffled voice from inside the locked mummy-case, the final resting place of the pharaoh, dhueshb'haag, whose cobweb-strewn earthly remains were now unceremoniously propped against the wall.

Sam sighed; "can you breathe?"

"Yeah," Dean grumbled; "this thing's riddled with woodworm."

"OK, so where's the key?" asked Sam

"In my pocket," snorted Dean impatiently.

Great.

"C'mon Sasquatch, shake a leg; it friggin' stinks in here!"

Sam paused, eyes narrowing slyly; "hmmmmm, let me think …"

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Juggling his beer and the remote, Sam slumped contentedly into the couch for a Dean-free episode of Downton Abbey.

He was thinking, honest.

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