A/N:

Seige: Oh, here's one story I actually like. D: This is not a one-shot. There's still more chapters to come. And a quick reminder, This is AU. Alternate Universe. Sasori is no puppet. And Kisame only looks... blue-ish. Thats all, for now. And enjoy. :D

Deidara: Seige-hime doesn't own Naruto. How the hell can she own it if she's only a frickin' teenager, un? Thats impossible! Hello!

Seige: Ouch... Oh well. On with the story.


"Dead Silence"

"School Trip's End"

Wh-where am I? A thought passed a certain blonde as he woke up covered in stains of blood, and a wrecked environment.

Th-The train! He thought once more as he stood up, only to find out that his leg was badly hurt. Wh-what's happened!? He asked himself as his mind was foggy of what went on in the past two days.

I remember, we.. we were.. supposed to… go to… Hong Kong, yeah. He thought, shivering as all his memories and the events came rushing back to his mind.

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A red-haired teen walked through the corridors of the house, passing several closed doors. He watched as some of the doors had some weird encryptions on them; like they were from some bizarre other world.

He let out a shudder as he shook his head and continued on, that's not quite a new sight. He thought, remembering the encryptions of symbols on the scrolls he had in his trunk.

He then stopped in a normal-looking door and gave out a sigh, How did I end up being the one to go down here anyway? His thoughts troubled him once more as he grumbled and folded his arms.

Hn, what are you, scared? He asked himself. Hello! This is just the basement! That weird voice in his head irritated him but none-the-less, he put his hand out to the ledge of the door to slide it open but was stopped when a hand was placed on his right shoulder.

"WHAT THE--" He paused, turning around to see a wide-eyed blonde who just looked at him, holding in his laughter.

"What are you doing here?" Sasori asked him as he rubbed his head and turned to face the other teen.

The blonde just grinned at this and let out a breath, "I came in to check, yeah."

"Well, you don't need to check anything cause everything's all right." The red head stated as he folded his arms once more and glanced over Deidara who snickered.

"Judging from your reaction, everything was okay," Deidara muttered softly as he got a sharp 'What?' from Sasori.

"Well, now that's done with, go back up." Sasori mumbled as he shooed Deidara away.

The blonde just pouted, "Nah-uh, I got bored." He then leaned on the wall with one hand as he observed Sasori; almost, about to turn the knob.

When anxiety filled the room once more, a loud yell was heard from the top of the stairs, they saw it was their very, very, annoying friend, Kisame. "Would you two hurry up? That grouch Itachi's about to have another fit if he finds out were not yet ready to leave!" He called as the two just nodded.

"So what was the purpose of the dare?" Sasori said blankly as he stared at a grinning Deidara.

"It was just for fun, yeah!"

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It was now 10 pass 9 as several teens in casual clothing lined up in the train station. Soft chatter was running through the station like faint laughter. They were all packed up and ready to leave.

And a certain group was absolutely absent-minded of what they were doing. Aside from their luggage that was already settled in and was already fixed, they were now carrying back-packs and messenger bags and possibly even a hand bag. Because of one special person, not special because the person had powers, but special because it was the only female of the whole group. But everyone accepted her, the same.

A red-head was leaning on the metallic poles, getting rather bored and impatient already as another one, blonde, with slightly long hair and was taller than the red-head; stood beside him, looking at the large train and the large amount of people.

It was now time for them to board as a violet-haired woman, rather stern looking, stomped out of the train and put both her hands on her hips, "Ok, listen up, brats!" She yelled, sounding like a dictator as she threw a stick of an eaten dango down on the floor.

"No littering…" Whispered one of the students as the woman threw him one quick glare before sputtering out, "Then go and pick it up, leech." The teen just groaned as he did so and threw it, only to be greeted by a nudge from the woman, obviously, their chaperon. God was she a pain, or in Hidan's words, 'Oh, Jashin-sama, give death to this woman's soul.' Yeah, Hidan was one real tough cookie, to be put in Kakuzu's words, now.

Silence. Pure silence filled the station when the woman spoke again, "You loathsome brats are going to behave on this fieldtrip, get me, BEHAVE!"

Another student chuckled as he whispered something to his friend, "She said… bee-hive," This was of course, replied by a rather large and hard-bound book thrown at his face, only missing and hit his shoulder.

"What did you say!?" She hissed as he shook his head and whispered, 'nothing, nothing!'

"Is she going to do this all day? The train would probably leave already," Kisame roared, in a low voice, as he was getting impatient.

"You said something, fish-face?" She snapped at him as Kisame's friend's eyes all darted towards him, groaning.

He shook his head and the woman only smiled smugly, "First things first, my name is Anko Mitarashi. Call me Ms Anko and not Mrs because I am not married to some ugly gay bastard!" She proclaimed as they all took a second take then nodded.

"Now that that's clear, get your lazy asses in this damned train before it leaves, NOW!" Anko yelled as she pointed to the door. "Oh, before that," She reminded them slyly as they stopped in their tracks.

"You maggots will go in your assigned train car," She told them as several murmurs of 'what?' was heard.

"That's right, its alphabetical." She repeated herself as they all moaned and groaned. Disappointed.

"I wanted to sit with Lilly!" A faint screech of a girl called as Anko's eyes darted towards her, "Then you two can stay in the bathroom for all I care!" She snapped then glared at all the others. "Are the instructions clear?" She said in a seething tone as they all nodded, afraid that if they might not, she'd throw them out of the station.

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Deidara looked at his card, which said, 'Train car #5'. He groaned, his friends, were in different carts, too. But what he hated most was that Sasori; was in car #1. Of course, the redhead teen's last name was 'Akasuna'. Who wouldn't put him in the first train? Hello, letter A? While he: Yamanaka. (A/N: Whaat? You saw it coming, didn't ya?) He groaned once more as he sat down beside Hidan, and at the other side was Itachi.

"Why the hell are you two here, un?" Deidara asked them as they both shrugged, "How should we know? We don't make up the damn rules," Hidan snorted.

Meanwhile, with Sasori and Kisame…

The three were contented with their seats, great air conditioning; and a quite atmosphere. But Kisame, was not so quite, he was swelling up until Anko smacked him on the head with a roll of newspaper.

"Quit moving, sharky," Anko hissed as the shark man only mumbled a few things and folded his arms.

Okay, maybe this isn't really a good sight for the two of them, but what the heck.

Now, with Konan and Pein…

The three were happily seated and Konan had started reading whilst Pein just remained quite, sitting beside her.

There was something happening between the two but they never told anyone about their secret relationship. If they did, hell, it won't be SECRET anymore. Where's the secrecy?

Now back to Deidara, Itachi and Hidan, whilst the two were busy minding their own business, the train door flung open and a masked boy jumped inside.

Anko, who just arrived at this train number, raised an eyebrow and went towards him.

"What're you doing here, maggot?" She snapped at him as Tobi just tilted his head while Deidara, Hidan, and Itachi's eyes darted towards him.

"Oi! Deidara-senpai!!" He yelled, waving around his small bag as Anko grabbed him by the shoulder, "You got the wrong train car, brat," She hissed as Tobi just perked up and showed her his ID.

"No! Tobi's a good boy that's why he's in train car number 5! And Tobi is an Uchiha!" He called, jumping up and down as Anko just groaned and left him there and sat on a comfy chair near the entrance.

Deidara groaned and pulled Tobi by the collar and muttered, "What the heck are you doing here?!"

"Tobi is part of the class, senpai! So he HAS to be here!" Tobi said cheerfully as he pushed Hidan out of his chair and sat next to the blonde.

"Oi! Damn basketball-face! That's my seat!" Hidan yelled as he was now on the floor, his bags following him, headed straight to his face.

"TOBI! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING STRAW!" Hidan yelled as Itachi let out a small groan as the violet-haired woman, Mrs Anko. Wait, make that Ms Anko, was now jerking her head backwards to see the unlucky Jashinist.

She stood up, a smirk layered on her face, which soon got replaced by a devilish look, she cracked her knuckles as Hidan didn't even noticed she was there.

"H-hidan… un…" Deidara stammered as he whispered to Hidan who was still cussing, oblivious to the fact that the Miss Sheer Torture was at his back, standing, ready to throw him to the wall if he doesn't get a hold of himself.

Hidan then got annoyed with all the whispers from everyone else and decided to stand, "What the fuck is wrong with all you heathen!?" He yelled as he glared at everyone, Anko only tapped her left foot – that's when the unfortunate teen turned around to see her, to his horror. He slowly backed away as she took a few steps closer.

"Mind saying what you said back there, brat?" She hissed as Hidan only swallowed.

"Didn't I say you little punks to stay good and quite?" She added as Hidan only nodded; afraid that if he won't; it'd be a loooong way down the rails.

"Did I get myself clear!?" Anko yelled to Hidan, then looked at everyone, "I said am I clear?!"

They all answered this with a loud, "Yes!" and she soon walked back to her seat.

"Damn jackass," Hidan mumbled to himself as Anko stopped in her tracks. Oh great, she heard it, then?! He thought.

"Do not, disrespect me." She told him sternly before continuing.

"Great job, Hidan! You managed to annoy the hell out of her and got yourself in deep sh—" Deidara was cut off when Hidan just passed him and took a seat next to Itachi.

"Say one more word, blondie, and I swear I'm decapitating your puny face and throwing it outside this damn frickin' train." Hidan hissed menacingly at Deidara who only nodded. "Good." Hidan said.

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Sasori was staring out the window and saw clouds looming over the skies, dark clouds, he just shrugged and closed his eyes, kind of tired with the ride, and getting.. train sick.

"Hey, Sasori, look at the sky," Kisame muttered as he scooted over the red-head and pointed at the sky, Kakuzu only tilted his head to the right, to get a glance of what the fish-teen was talking about.

"Must be a storm…" Sasori said flatly, "Now get offa me," He mumbled as he pushed Kisame away.

Just then, a certain pink-haired girl stood up, and bumped her head on the edge of the chair, she groaned, "What the hells up with the sky?" She told her seatmate, a brunette with hair tied up into buns, like pom-poms! (A/N: I didn't know what to name them…)

"Must be a storm," The brunette said as she took the lollipop she was sucking at out of her mouth.

"Ne, Tenten, can I borrow your Ipod? I get bored." The pink-haired girl said as the one called Tenten nodded happily, handing it to her.

Then something weird happened, as the song was about to switch, it jumped into another album, "Whats up with this?" Sakura mumbled to herself, then, loud thunder, earth shake. And soon, everyone was tumbling in the train, trying to get hold of some ledges, and putting their seat-belt on.

It was the beginning of the end. The same things happened with the others, pure… disaster.

And just when they thought the day couldn't get worse… this happens. A train accident that would probably… leave no survivors. Probably.


Seige: Thats the first chapters. Reviews will be loved. And it'll give me some perception on who to leave alive and who to kill.

Sasori: I'm not a... puppet here? Oh... So that means...

Hidan: You'll fucking die if you get stabbed! Hahahaha!

Seige: You're the one to talk. You're not immortal anymore, flat-head.

Hidan: What!? Hell no!

Sasori: Hell yeah, idiot.

Seige: Whatever, oh yeah, I'll update soon, so yeah. Say bye you two!

"Bye, bye!"