Hello everybody! This is just a skit I wrote because I was bored…the James in this story is James as in Ginny and Harry's son. Most of the characters here you won't know unless you read my fanfiction…you can just read it for laughs I guess if you don't want to read my fanfiction I guess…
Review please….
Stupid Skit:
Vanessa: Homework time!
All: -groan-
Vanessa: we have to study, study, study…
Stefanie: I want to play with the purple, flying monkey!
James: The purple, flying monkey?
Stefanie: Yes…otherwise known as the PFM!
Ryan: Where is the PFM?
Matthew: I've heard of it!
Vanessa: STUDY!!
Nicholas: -entering room- HEY GUYS!
Natalie: Nicholas! Do you know where we can find the PFM!
Nicholas: -gasp- you mean the purple flying monkey?
All: YES! THE PURPLE FLYING MONKEY!!
Nicholas: I don't know…we have to ask Lily!
In the Great Hall….
Nicholas: LILY! HAVE YOU SEEN THE PFM??
Lily: errr…no…
Rose: THE PURPLE FLYING MONKEY!!
Hugo: THE PFM!!
Nicholas: YES!!
Lily: Did you guys eat muggle crack again?
Nicholas: Yeah! It was yummy…
Rose: mmmmhhh…yummy in my tummy!
Lily: Here we go again…
Musketeers: -entering hall-
James: WE BROUGHT VANESSA TO THE DARK SIDE!!
Vanessa: PFM! PFM! PFM!
Natalie: YAY!
Josh: -entering hall- Hey guys…seen any hot chicks around?
Matthew: No...we're looking for the PFM!
Josh: Ohhhh…what's the PFM?
Ryan: The Purple flying monkey!
Josh: Did you guys eat crack again?
All: YEAH!
Josh: COOL! Can I have some?
Stefanie: Sure!
Later that afternoon…
Josh: We still haven't found the purple flying monkey…
Rose: -sob-
Hugo: We must look harder…
Nicholas: We have to find it soon!
Vanessa: We haven't checked in outside!!
All: YAY!! OUTSIDE!
Outside…
Stefanie: THERE'S MARY-JO!!
James: YAY! Your cousin is funny…
All: -run up to Mary-Jo-
Mary-Jo: umm…hi guys!
Nicholas: -grin- heya cuz…
MJ: What's wrong?
Stefanie: We're looking for the PFM!
Mary-Jo: -groan- not this AGAIN! Auntie Maria told you not eat crack anymore!
James: Do YOU want some?
MJ: NO!
Josh: You're a hot chick…I've been looking for a hot chick…
MJ: -slap-
Josh: OWWWWWWWWWWWW
MJ: Am I still a hot chick now?
Josh: No…you're a hot babe….
MJ: -glare-
Ryan: Why are you outside?
MJ: I'm looking for Caroline…
Hugo: boring….
Josh: She's a hot chick as well…
Stefanie: PFM PFM PFM
James: We must look at this rationally…we need extra minions to help us in our search for the purple flying monkey…
All: -look at Mary-Jo-
MJ: ohhhhh NO! I told you already I am NOT taking crack…
Matthew: You WILL take crack…
MJ: NO!
Natalie: YES!
Vanessa: GET HER!
-Suddenly John and Daniel- Mary-Jo's brother's appear-
John: What are you doing to our sister?
Daniel: YEAH!
MJ: They're gonna force me to eat crack…
Daniel: Cool...can I have some?
Stefanie: SURE!
John: What about me?
Nicholas: All right!
-John and Daniel eat crack-
John: PFM
Daniel: PFM
MJ: -hides behind tree-
James: WHERE DID SHE GO?
Stefanie: BEHIND THE TREE!
Ryan: GET HER!
Caroline: -skipping over- HELLO!
MJ: Oh thank god…
Caroline: MJ! I found Stef's supply of crack and I had some…its really nice!
MJ: O.O
Caroline: We.must.find.the.PURPLE FLYING MONKEY
MJ: NOOOOOOO
Matthew: surround Mary-Jo!
MJ: -whimper- I DON'T WANT CRACK!
Stefanie: -evil grin-
Albus + Lily: -flying down from broom- WE'LL SAVE YOU!
MJ: HA!
Albus: -swoops down and grabs MJ-
Lily: We must fly away from the insane ones!
John: NO
Daniel: BRING BACK OUR SISTER!
MJ: WE MUST FIND MCGONAGALL
Albus: Roger that…
-Lily, MJ and Albus fly away-
Josh: THEY'RE GONE…now Stef, Vanessa and Natalie are the only hot chick's left…
Stefanie: grrrr...oh well…PFM
Caroline: TO THE QUIDDITCH PITCH!
Stefanie: No…the whole of Hogwarts must join us in our PFM hunt…
James: MWAHAHAHAHAHA Our cousins will be part of our army also!
Rose: this is fun…
That evening….the rest of Hogwarts has been given crack… (Except for Lily, Albus and MJ who have gone into hiding)
Whole of Hogwarts: -chanting- PFM PFM PFM
Stefanie: QUIDDITCH PITCH TIME!
Students: YEAH!
On the Quidditch pitch…
John: THERE'S THE PFM
Daniel: YAY!!
(The PFM is really just a figment of their imagination; anybody who hasn't been given crack can't see the PFM)
Students: YAY!!
-Students form a circle around the 'PFM' and dance around it, worshipping-
Students: Purple Flying Monkey…purple flying monkey…purple flying monkey…
McGonagall: -marches onto the pitch with Albus, MJ and Lily following-
MJ: I told you Professor!
McGonagall: -gasp- IS THAT PROFESSOR LONGBOTTOM!
Albus: Yep!
McGonagall: who are the people who started all this?
-Crowd steps back to reveal Stefanie, Nicholas, James, Natalie, Vanessa and Matthew standing in the middle-
Nicholas: -crack is beginning to where off- err….PFM?
MJ: Of COURSE my cousins are involved…
Lily: And my brother…
McGonagall: You supplied CRACK to the whole of HOGWARTS!
Stefanie: -Taking more crack- YEP! Now….we must search for the yellow swimming pig!
James: -also taking more crack- YSP!!
Students: YEAHHH!!
Nicholas: YSP YSP YSP
Josh: -crack hasn't worn off yet- you know professor…you're a hot chick too…
McGonagall: O.O
MJ: O.O
Albus: O.O
Lily: HAVE YOU GONE MAD JOSHUA?
Josh: Nope….i just ate crack…YSP YSP YSP
Students: -run and trample Professor McGonagall, Lily, MJ and Albus as they run towards the Great Lake in search of the YSP!-
MJ: ouch…
THE END!!