This is a crazy one-shot with a VERY SURPRISING ENDING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

You have been warned! :)

It was another regular night at the Phantomhive manor, Sebastian had bathed Ciel, dressed him in his night clothes, and stayed by the boy's side until he went into a peaceful sleep.

But there was just one slight difference. Before going to bed, Ciel had asked a rather normal question. "Sebastian."

The butler looked up, smiling. "Yes, Bocchan?"

"Tomorrow, I want Earl Grey tea. You will prepare it for me. Right?" The boy asked in his usual monotonous voice.

"If that is what my Lord wishes, I shall do as he says." Sebastian bowed slightly and sat down in his chair.

"Okay. And it better be good." Ciel responded, swinging his legs onto the bed and pulling the blanket over him. "Good night."

"Good night, Bocchan."

Sebastian sat there in silence, until finally, the boy's breathing became relaxed and showed that he was fast asleep.

Sebastian smiled at the sight of how vulnerable his precious Bocchan looked while sleeping. His slightly parted lips, his messy dark blue hair, his pale skin glowing from the light of the candle. How absolutely adorable he looked, his little Bocchan. He had to admit it; even demons had lusted for humans. And what Sebastian wanted so much more than the boy's delectable soul, was to soil his virginity.

How he'd loved to roam his hands all over that pale skin, to mark it with his own hands. Oh, how he'd love to kiss the boy deeply and make him squirm and squeal underneath him. Just imagining such thoughts made him become half-hard.

Just as the butler was about to unzip his pants and touch himself, he heard a moan from Ciel. It was breathy and quiet; but he had certainly heard it. Quietly getting up from his chair, Sebastian peered at the boy's face in a closer range. His cheeks were flushed red; his breathing was irregular as he moaned again, but louder this time. The boy was trembling in the bed, and the butler quickly came to a conclusion his master was having dirty dreams. It had never happened before; and it turned the demon on even more.

"A...hh. M-mo...re..." Ciel breathed, his face getting even more flushed. Sebastian carefully pulled off the covers and noticed that his Bocchan had gotten very hard, pre-cum already soiling the white sheets beneath him. "My, my, Bocchan," Sebastian whispered, his eyes flashing a lustful demonic red. "it seems you need help with something." After the butler finished his last line, he reached for Ciel's member.

But before he could feel it, Ciel moaned again. "Mm...a-ah...E-Earl..."

Earl? Sebastian thought, freezing in his tracks. Ciel wasn't dreaming of him, but the Earl Alois Trancy? It couldn't be! Anger began to boil in Sebastian as he threw the covers back onto the sleeping boy, and sat back down in his chair. So, Ciel wanted Alois instead of him? Did the Bocchan prefer to top others, rather than be topped? He thought frustratedly.

Another breathy moan escaped Ciel's lips, "Aahh...mmm...Fa-faster! Mmm, y-yes!"

Sebastian sighed with relief. Ciel still liked being topped. Probably. So does that mean his Bocchan preferred younger boys, rather than older, sexy men? If he changed his appearance to a child butler, would his Bocchan dream of dirty dreams of him?

"Mm...ye-...ah! Harder! Aaaah, mmm, E-EARL GREY!" Ciel tensed, and the smell of cum filled the room.

The butler stopped thinking and stared at his young master stupidly. Did Ciel just have his first orgasm ever...with Earl Grey tea?

"Haaah...Iloveyou." Ciel slurred in his sleep. "I'lldrinkyouallup."

Sebastian just stared at Ciel, having no comments what so ever.

Suddenly, he got up, fueled with jealousy. His Ciel just came, dreaming of EARL GREY.

HE LIKES TEA MORE THAN ME. Sebastian was enraged. He had lost to a freaking liquid that you DRINK. Oh my God. What has the Bocchan's obsession with Earl Grey become?! He shouted inside his head, and he proved he was jealous by saying 'God', for demons never liked anything to do with Him.

Creeping quietly out of the room, the immensely jealous butler walked to his room to sob in his emo corner, with just one thought that repeated in his mind:

Ilosttotea, Ilosttotea, Ilosttotea, Ilosttotea, Ilosttotea.

The next morning arrived, and Ciel woke up, not seeing his butler anywhere. The small boy smiled to himself, and noticed the dried up semen on the bed.

"Ew..." the boy groaned, "Sebastian!" He shouted, and the butler was in his room in less than a second.

"Oh, it seems you woke up early today, Bocchan." He commented with a smile, but one of his eyebrows was twitching with annoyance. "I want some Earl Grey." Ciel announced with a blank look on his face.

Sebastian smiled even wider, and went down on one knee, a hand over his heart. He said four words that broke the boy's heart.

"NEVER AGAIN, MY LORD."

THE END.

I hope you guys thought it was funny and smiled or laughed at this FanFiction. It was made to make you all laugh, okay?

Please review and tell me what you thought of this one-shot. If you have any requests please do tell! I wasn't requested to do a one-shot yet, I wrote this purely because I was inspired to. So, any smutty SebaCiel requests? Or funny, humorous ones like this one? Tell me your thoughts, and I might even make this a TWO-SHOT. Yeah, that's right. Now review please!

~Kawaii Dream