Authors note...Final fantasy comes into thise story later just now it's the Metrosexual craze fanfic but instead of running away to New york to kill the Queer eye Guys Kyles story takes a different twist so enjoy

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In the small town of South park Colorado a lot of crazy things and fads happen but one fad or craze that the boys remeber and rather forget now was the metrosexual craze that turned every male in the town gay

No one knows for shure how thr craze started it just kind of did and at the time everyone wanted to say that they were the first to turn Metro but Craig Turker a young lochal boy strongly clames that he and his gang were the first boys to go MetrosexuL but another boy Stan Marsh another lochal boy and Craig's classmate Claimed that he and his freinds were the first to turn Metro but the entire craze turned the town on its head and shocked the women and the turning them against the boys

It all started one bitterly cold winters day on a Thursday when severe blizzards shut the school as roads were blocked traffic came to a standstill and no one went out to play as it was way to cold

A bord Craig sat at home in his warm lounge due to the severe weather as his mom didn't want him going outside and catching a chill and Craig had already just got over a nasty chest infection that floord him for a week and he was stuck in bed sick so now feeling a lot better he sat at home on the sofa waiting on Terrance and Phillip coming on to cheer himself up and he was drinking some Juice and changing TV channels to see what was on trying to find something good to watch when something unusual caught his eye

It was a news reporter wearing a bright candy pink suit a baby blue tie pale pink shirt and he had a fake heavy tan and his hair looked all highlighted and styled and he spoke with a fake lisp and acted Gay

Oohh cooee their Tom oh yes you join me hear as I'm standing here in the cold New York where a new craze is sweeping through the town faster than a hurricane it's called Metrosexual and it's just fabulous. Now what it means that straight guys and boys are taking a big pride in their looks and behaviour and basicly liking the Gay culture and it's believed to have started all thanks to these hot looking 5 trendy gay men from a new but very popular TV show queer eye for the straight guy omg it's the talk of the town so all the men and boys are Glitzing up and even wearing make up nail polish fake tans and beauty treatments and are looking fabulous thise craze is set to be very big omg I think I'm going to faint its just so super sweetums the man said with a fake lisp and then images of men and boys having facials manicures and their hair done and spray tans flashed up on the screen and a song All things just keep getting better played in the background shocking Craig a bit as he watched fascinated

Wow dude said Craig stunned thise looks really big he said to himself then stood up and glanced in the mirror that hung in the lounge which he rarly did

Craig was never a fashionable boy really and like the other kids in town he dressed mostly for comfort just now he wore a warm woolen sweater that his mom got him for Xmas an old t shirt under that for extra warmth fleecy sweat pants and dark blue socks with Twrrance and Phillips heads on them he got last year for his birthday and when he went outside he always wore his warm woollen blue coat Old scuffed heavy shoes and blue hat with yellow poofball with his gloves and even though Craig was a nice looking boy with pale skin blue eyes and. Black hair he thought he was average looking really their was nicer looking guys than him at school but that didn't bother Craig and as for his nails they were filthy and a couple were bitten so fashion was really never Craig's thing he bathed once a day and showerd when he got swimming with the school too combed his hair. only when he was told to and brushed his teeth twice a day and as for make up and hair styling well Craig thought that was for girls he got a trim every 8 weeks at the barbers when he went with his dad but that was far as it went Craig wasent into styling products. and only time he had Gel in it was. When he was little at a freinds wedding and he hated it but as for Crazes Craig hated to be left behind. He wanted to be first in everything as he had a rivalry going on with Stans gang so Craig thought he'd maybe give thise new metrosexual craze a go it might be fun but he wasent going to do it on his own so he called his freind Tweek who was also at home that day but he was watching another channel on tv so missed the report

Tweek was sitting in his parents lounge as he was kept at home due to the blizzards and watching tv and drinking a large. Cup of coffee and he was still twitching and shaking a lot nearly spilling the coffee and when his phone rang he nearly jumped 10ft in the air and shreaked wildly spilling the coffee everywhere

Gaaahhh oh Jezus Christ what was that he said grabbing his phone and seeing Craig's number coming up on the screen and the name Craig .T underneath the number

H H Heloo Tweek said between screeching shaking and yelling Gaah every 2 miniutes but Craig knew how to calm the nerviouse boy

Wow chill out their dude take deep breaths now listen the reason for my call is did you see the news today asked Craig calmly

N no Gaah oh Jeezus Christ what's happend a a terrorist attack in south park Gaah omg their coming for me were all gonna die I can't take thise it's too much preshure Gaahh Tweek screeched

No no chill dude now will you calm down and listen to me now put the fashion news on their was something on the news that you should see its gonna be really big I feel their talking about it all over the tv Craig said as he discoverd another report about the Metrosexual craze on the fashion channel

F fashion but were not into fashion that's for girls said Tweek glancing at his green shirt buttond up wrongly dark green pants badly bitten fingernails and then touching his wild blond crazy hair that was full of tugs and knots and was badly needing a trim and a good comb but trying to get the knots out would really hurt him so everyone didn't bother with his hair as it freak him out more

Well yeah normally we don't care about fashion that's mostly a girls thing but listen Tweek theirs gonna be a big new craze coming here soon. From New York it's called Metrosexual oh dude it looks a bit gay but it looks really big everyone's talking about it on tv. I think I'll go MetrosexuL Craig said might be fun he added smilling to himself

M Metro what that's that asked Tweek confused

Well it means that. Your straight like us but you act Gay and dress gay and wear a lot of pink and go for beauty treatments and that. It looks cool and could be fun but if I become Metrosexual in not doing it on my own I need back up here so are you in it could be fun said Craig

Gaaahhh I I dunno Tweek said shaking a bit

Well I really need support on thise one becouse if Marsh and his gang see thise they will be certainly be getting involved too and I bet they will try and out gay us so do I have your support on thise Tweek asked Craig again

I I I dunno really maybe Gaaahhh guess so then Tweek said shaking.

Good it will be so cool we will get more guys on board maybe Token and Jason and we will hit the mall on Saturday and come Monday we will rock that school omg it's gonna be awesome Craig said smilling again

G g guess so okay then if they go Metrosexual so will I then said Tweek twitching like crazy

Also else where someone else had seen the report on tv on the fashion channel Stan had been forced to watch the fashion channel with his sister Shelly as she loved it Stan didn't know why becouse he thought she was last in line when looks were given out and normally didn't wear fashionable things but she still watched the channel

Normally if Stan wasent at school he'd be away out playing somewhere with his freinds but due to the severe blizzards Stan was stuck at home. With his older sister for company and he and Shelly normally didn't get on and just now she was all he had as his friends weren't avalible

Kyle his super best freind was out of town with his family Cartman would be playing at tea parties with his dumb dolls and the snow had cut Kennys part of town off from the rest of the place as Kenny lived a bit away from them and they hadent seen Kenny in 3 days but he was fine as he phoned them so a very bord Stan was in the lounge playing on his Nintendo DS when the artical about the Metrosexual craze Caught his eye too

Wow that looks cool said Stan who liked the latest trends too way better than being left behind he thought so he stopped playing his game and watched the report fascinated

You are Gay turd you don't need to dress like that to proove it Shelly said taunting Stan just typical of Shelly to try and put Stan down again she always did that and loved bulling him but Stan ignored her and desided to call Kyle hoping he could catch him even though he wasent at home he'd try Kyles cell phone but all he got was his voice mail

Hey dude you've reached the voice mail of Kyle Broflovski sorry I can't take your call just now but leave a message and I'll get back to you but not you fatass the cheery voice said

Damn it Kyles not picking up wonder if he seen that news report and the fashion channel and he won't get back to Sunday. Stan said to himself so the only other person he could call was Kenny or Cartman but sometimes Kenny turned his phone off and left it in his room if he had no credit in it and he'd been using his phone a lot in the last few days calling them so he my have used up all his credit. And the other person Stan could call was Cartman but as he was closer to Kenny than Cartman he desided to call Kennys number first and amazingly the blond picked up the phone after the 3rd ring

Hey dude what's up Kenny said in a cheery voice

Hey Kenny listen have you seen the fashion channel theirs a report on it that is really worth watching Stan said

The fashion channel are you having a laugh Kenny said laughing

No seriouse Stan said have you seen it turn it on. Stan added

Nope I haven't seen it and I can't. Just now we don't have a TV dad broke it a couple of weeks ago when he came home drunk and a fight broke out now don't ask me how it happend but somehow the TV got thrown out the window and is now lying in bits in the front yard along with the other crap out their and that's why the window is all boarded up and mom is pretty pissed off laughed Kenny why do you think iv been hanging around at your place or Kyles watching Terrance and Phillip Kenny said

Er becouse you had your electricity cut off again Stan said

Well yeah that too maybe but anyway what's so special about the fashion channel your not one to bothers about fashion none of us are we're what you call thrown together Kenny laughed

Omg dude listen Kenny theirs a brand new craze coming here and it's gonna be so big mega huge Stan said excitedly

Craze what kind of craze thise time theirs been a lot of mad crazes in thise town laughed Kenny

Thise isn't another mad craze that will die out in a week thise is really seriouse Kenny it's called Metrosexual it's about straight males like us acting Gay it's really gotta be seen to believed Stan said

What er I thought you were Gay for Kyle Kenny sniggerd

Oh shut the hell up you pervert and listen will you no its men and boys having facials wearing make up getting beauty treatments spray tans wearing pink and that said Stan

Oh dude come on your having a laugh no fucking way that sounds totally Gay kind of thing garrison and Slave would go in for and I'm not gay I'm a hot blooded male I'm a pervert who loves looking at naked women in play boy I love hot porn. I forged my dads signature and stole his credit card to buy a sex doll that's under my bed i dream of being trapped between huge tits and I love hot girls and you know I was banned from Rasins for harnessing the hot chicks in their that's what I'm into hot chicks and that not other guys and wearing make up Kenny said

Yeah I know that your the most sexually active amongs us all and you had a blow job too and had sex with 3 girls but just now it looks if it's gonna be hip to be gay and really were not Gay but we will look it but we're straight the gay look will attract the girls as they will love guys who take care of themselfs said Stan explaining everything to a confused Kenny who still wasent shure about it

So are you gonna go Metrosexual then asked Kenny

Yeah why not it will be fun and we will be really fashionable and cool said Stan so what about you then he added

Well I dunno really I like being the way iam and I'm comfy in these clothes also what about Kyle and Cartman think they'll go metrosexual asked Kenny

Well I'm gonna phone Cartman next see what he has to say about it and kyle is out of town just now so I can't get hold of him he's been gone all week said Stan

Yeah Kyles in Newark New Jersey for his Cousions Barmizvah I remeber him talking about it the other week at school hell be back on Sunday if that blizzard dies down a bit said Kenny

Yeah I just remeberd that it's a Jewish celebration something to do with coming of age or that Stan said

Yeah his Cousions 13 I think so he's the age Kyle will have his too when he's the age don't think we will be aloud to go as its just for Jews but not shure Kenny said but he's in New Jersey anyway Kenny added

Yeah and I can tell him About the Metrosexual craze when he gets back said Stan

Well you know what Kyle is like with crazes he's the last to catch on. Remeber the Pokemon craze Kenny laughed

True but well see what he says now if you can get through that snow try and get to my house soon as possible we really need to discuss thise face to face Stan said

Yeah I'll try dunno if I unless I get a pack of Husky dogs and make a dog sleigh team and they can take me to your house Kenny laughed

stan laughed a bit at Kenny ...well when the snow clears a bit try and come over and no dognapping if theirs a report of dogs vanishing in south park and a blond youth in an orenge parker coat with a dog sledge team heading into town I know it's you Stan laughed

Oh chill I was kidding and knowing my luck the dogs would bite me Kenny laughed

After a few more moments chatting to Kenny Stan hung up and called. Cartmans phone

Cartman was also watching TV and eating a huge bag of cheesy poofs and he'd also seen the report but didn't pay much attention to it when Stan called so he picked up the phone and mutted the tv

Hey Cartman did you see the news report on tv today about the Metrosexual craze if you did what did you think of it they say it's really gonna take off and be huge said Stan

Yeah I did and I dunno really it looks so Gay to me I don't think it will take off amongst the guys at school and I doubt Kyle will go Metrosexual you know what he's like dull and boring with no fashion sence and his hair is so stupid Cartman said

Well guess that's true and Kyle can't help the way his hair is his mom wont let him get it cut back and he wants it all cut back short but think about it no one of us have fashion sence really we dress mostly for comfort and warmth but we can always learn to dress fashionably and that Queer eye program is on soon it looks really good and we can always get Kyle on board and it will be good fun said Stan

I dunno why are you going Metrosexual asked Cartman

Im really thinking about it and if I do go Metrosexual I really need you guys to back me up cos I'm not doing thise on my own it's a group effort and also we will need to do it very soon becouse if Tucker and his gang sees that report and if I know them they will be thinking the same as we all know how Tuckers gang are always trying to get one over us Stan said

Mmm I dunno really I'm still not shure but true I hate to be beaten by Tucker and his followers but I'll watch that program I'm not promising anything I might go Metrosexual but if it means beating Tucker it be worth it Cartman said

Good yes and it will be but listen I'll call you later also iv Kenny he's not got a TV just now it got thrown through the lounge window but Kennys gonna try and make his way here so he can watch Queer eye here as its on all thise week on TV and as for Kyle he's in New Jersey at the moment it's his Cousions Barmitzvah hell be back on Sunday so we can try and get him on board too Stan said

Ha good luck their Cartman laughed

Well I'll try but I'll call you later after dinner okay said Stan saying bye to Carman and hanging up as he planed to watch Queer eye that was on soon

Well that's Chpt 1 done so hope you enjoyed it much more still to come so stay tunned for more