Well this is my first chapter so I hope everyone likes it. I don't own all of the characters. All are from heart no kuni no alice except for Borisgirl, iJimmythekitty, and 1-hell-of-a-maid. So thank you so much for reading hope you like it.

~Borisgirl266

Borisgirl: so to start off with...hi

iJimmythekitty logging on

iJimmythekitty: hows life

1-hell-of-a-maid logging on

1-hell-of-a-maid: hey

Hatter1 logging on

Hatter1: I'm good...where is Outsiderisi?

Alicelover1 logging on

Alicelover1: I don't know! I need her! *screams in horror*

Borisgirl: relax guys! i'm sure she will be here soon

iJimmythekitty: nope...she is busy *smacks alicelover1* stop drooling

Alicelover1: *stops drooling* sorry! I love her! *starts drooling again*

1-hell-of-a-maid: *rolls eyes* lover1, i'm sure she will be here tomorrow

Alicelover1: REALLY!

Hatter1: I hope so... we need to talk

Alicelover1: ABOUT WHAT! *prepares to attack* She is mine!

Borisgirl: she is no ones...if your so concerned ask her who she likes more! *mumbles under her breath*

Alicelover1: it will be me who she loves for sure *drools a river*

Hatter1: whatever you say...we'll just have to see

1-hell-of-a-maid: ooh,so hatter believes different? Who do you think she loves more?

Hatter1: I don't know? I just know it isn't peter

Borisgirl: No real names! Only screen names!

Hater1: sorry *rolls eyes* Alicelover1

Alicelover1: *pulls out gun* I know she does! My Alice would never deny me! I would kill you but I won't because that would upset my dear, dear Alice

1-hell-of-a-maid: anyways, how could Outsiderisi be busy if Hatter is here?

Hatter1: *confused* What is that supposed to meen?

1-hell-of-a-maid: Well you are her lover *giggles*

Hatter1: don't state your rumors as facts...

Hatter1 logging off

Alicelover1: Why did he log off! Is he with Alice!

Borisgirl: Probably not

1-hell-of-a-maid: g2g guys...love ya pete

1-hell-of-a-maid logging off

Alicelover1: SHE LOVES ME ! But I love Alice!

iJimmythekitty: I think she was joking...I'll go ask her

iJimmythekitty logging off

Alicelover1: I'm going to go ask her myself

Alicelover1 logging off

Borisgirl: Um...ok bye guys?

A/N: Review if you want someone from heart no kuni no alice to join or say something or you want anything just let me know. More than happy to add something the fans want. thanks for reading

~Borisgirl266