I was thinking of Tara's line in Endings and Beginnings, and this series just came to me *snicker* LOL
"I loved story time. And nap time. *gasp* Snack time! *pause* Come to think of it, I still love story time, nap time and snack time." ~ Tara, 'Endings and Beginnings'
"Once upon a time there was a... Tara?"
"Mm?"
"You're supposed to be listening."
"I am."
*pause* "Okay. There was a beautiful princess who- *gasp* Tara!"
"What?"
"That's not listening."
"I'm listening with my fingers. You do."
*incoherent mumble* "Who lived in a small village. She-TARA!"
"You're jumpy."
*sheets rustle*
"Hey!"
"She lived in the village because-"
"Come on, Sue, look at me!"
"-she had been running for her life from-"
"Time to play dirty, baby..."
"-her father's adviser who-Omigosh!"
*sheets rustle again*
"Oooooo, Tara..."
"I like my story better, honey."
"Well it is story time."