The story you're about to read is completely true, made by the award winning writer of Tom X Friends (which now has a movie adaptation)
Welcome to... DMP X Troggbot

Dmp is a normal Mexican who likes to chill with his friends in the group chat, he's always had a thing for Troggbot... but Troggbot always had a thing for someone else.

DMP has entered the chatroom.

LazerX7: Hola fellow Mexican amigo.

DMPGaming Official: Hola

DMP saw him in the chatroom, he began to get an erection.

DMPGaming Official: H-Hey Trogg.

Troggbot: Sup

Tom: Hi

LazerX7: Shut the fuck up Tom.

ThatOneGenericSanta: Yea

Troggbot: Hey Tom, wanna play Gmod Tower m8?

Tom: Sure.

Troggbot: Let's go on TEAMSPEAK!

Troggbot has left the chatroom.

Tom has left the chatroom.

DMPGaming Official: Can i come t-

LazerX7: Way to get rejected.

DMPGaming Official: Yeah..

OrangeApple: *Insert tumblr link here*

After about 6 hours they all return to the chatroom..

DMPGaming Official: Welcome back guys.

Tom: Yeah HEY!

Troggbot: O.K. guys, we have an important anouncement!

Troggbot: TOM AND I ARE DATING!

Tom: YEAH! I'M SO HAPPY!

LazerX7: k

DMP didn't write anything else for the rest of the night.. he felt broken.

End of chapter 1