A/N: This is my first SasuSaku fanfic. I never really liked SasuSaku before, but now I do.

It was my first day at Konoha High School. My parents just have the best timing! Note the sarcasm. I moved here from a different town. I'd start high school not knowing anybody. Well isn't that just peachy? Again, sarcasm. When I got off the bus, I walked into the office. I picked up my schedule and looked at it:

Homeroom with Kakashi

Period 1: Chemistry with Deidara

Period 2: Sex Ed. with Jiraiya

Period 3: Art with Sasori

Period 4: Gym with Gai

Lunch

Period 5: Language with Hidan

Period 6: Biology with Kabuto

Period 7: Choir with Kisame

Period 8: Algebra with Anko

I walked into room 211. I looked around. This was my homeroom. I heard some weird noise. It sounded like when my four year old neighbor played airplane at my old home. I turned around. Some spiky haired blonde kid was running in here. He had his arms sticking straight out. Well now. He had the IQ of a four year old. As soon as his arm hit me, I grabbed him by the arm and threw him to the ground.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? This is supposed to be high school, not preschool, dumbass. Grow up and get the fuck away from me!"

People were staring at me. Great, first day here, and everybody probably thinks that I'm some pshcho with anger management issues. I looked at the people in my homeroom. There was one who caught my attention right away. Even though he had hair shaped like a duck's ass, he was still pretty hot. He was tall, with dark blue hair. He looked a bit on the emo side. Next to him was some blonde girl. Probably his fangirl. I could only describe her appearance in one word, slut. The guy sitting next to her... his head was shaped like a pineapple. He was sleeping. There were three girls sitting together who didn't look too bad. One had short hair. She was watching that spiky haired jackass from earlier. The next had dirty blonde hair in like four pigtails. That's new. She had a sort of fierce look in her eyes that I liked. The next had brown hair in buns. She was pretty. She looked like a fun person to be around.

I took my seat in the corner by the door. I looked up. That slutty girl was coming over here.

"Hey!" she said. "Are you new here?"

"Yeah..." I said.

"I'm Yamanaka Ino. What's your name?"

"Haruno Sakura." I tried not to laugh. Her name meant pig. Who'd name a kid pig?

"I love your hair color. Where'd you get the cheap hair dye?"

"Actually," I said while glaring at her. "It's naturally pink."

"Oh." She noticed my cell phone. "Can I see your cell phone?" She grabbed it before I could say anything. She went straight to my music on it. Next thing I know, "Not Listening by Papa Roach is playing.

"Ew! What kind of crap is this?" She threw the cell phone at me. She had terrible aim. I didn't even notice the three girls that I saw before standing behind me. The bun haired one caught my phone.

"Leave her alone, pig," said the dirty blonde one.

"Actually, I was just starting to make friends with her," said Ino.

"Actually," I said. "I don't make friends with sluts."

The slutty pig looked at me and turned around. "Don't you worry! I'm coming back, Sasuke-kun!"

"Man, what bit her in the ass?" I asked the girls behind me.

"Just about every guy in the school," said the bun haired girl.

"So what's your name?" asked the girl with the short hair.

"Haruno Sakura," I told them.

"I'm TenTen," said the bun haired girl.

"I'm Temari," said the dirty blonde one.

"I'm Hyuuga Hinata," said the other one.

"So," said TenTen. "I see that you met the school slut."

"Yeah. Twenty minutes here and I already hate half the people in this room."

"Almost ten years going to school with these people and I hate half the people here," said Temari.

"That's nice. Who's that guy that she's sitting with?"

"That's Uchiha Sasuke. He has a ton of fangirls. As do Uzumaki Naruto, and my cousin Hyuuga Neji." Hinata pointed to the annoying spiky haired kid (and might I add, I have no idea why he has fangirls) and a boy with long brown hair and palish gray eyes. I had to admit, he was somewhat hot.

The door opened. A guy with silver hair and a mask on entered the room.

"Sorry guys. I got lost, you know, on the..."

"ON THE ROAD OF LIFE!" the class said. I'm guessing that he's used that excuse before. Just then, the bell rang. I heard a few people giggling.

"Hey, Whore-uno Sakura," I heard some of them say.

Ino was going to die.

This was just the beginning of my first day.

A/N: Was it good? Please reveiw!