I was only 9 years old.
I loved Portal so much. I had all the merchandise and games.
I pray to GLaDOS every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given.
"Testing is love," I say. "testing is life."
My dad hears me and he calls me a nerd.
I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in my relaxation vault and it's really cold.
A mechanical whirr is moving towards me. I see a small disk of orange.
It's GLaDOS.
I am so happy.
She whispers in my ear, "It's been a looooong time." She grabs me with mechanical tentacles and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for GLaDOS.
She penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for GLaDOS.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against her force.
I want to please GLaDOS.
She screams a melodic scream as she fills my butt with "conversion gel." My dad walks in.
GLaDOS looks him straight in the eye and says "For science, you monster."
GLaDOS leaves through a portal.
Testing is love, testing is life.