May Chang and Alphonse were walking hand-in hand down a lovely country path. Mei was contient to finally have the tin man of her dreams. As the loverly couple walks farther and further down the unending country path, Mae thinks more and more about her love for Alphonse.

"He's perfect for me. He's just so... tall, and statuesque and caring and romantical!"

Mie's palms began to sweat. Her heart was racing. Dirty thoughts had takenover her small mind. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" she outcried. "Wh- what is it, love?" Al caringly asks. "I just- I just NEED YOU NOW! TAKE ME NOW AL!" Mei strips off her sort-of kimono right there on the country path.

"Mei, I-"

Al was cut-off from his speaking when the ground opens underneath May and engulfs her with it's big sharp teeth. Just then, Satan-kun emits forth from the underground. He's dressed in what kind of looks like a red satin suit with a black cape. He's got lusty sex on the mind and in his eyes. He eyes Alph up and-down, licks his devily lip and saunters over to him. "Satan-kun, why did you grab my metallicrotch? It's very sensitive."

"Alfonse, I-"

he tried to respond before getting cut off. "THAT'S MY BROTHER YOU ASSHOLE!" Edward pops up from behind a nearby tree, throwing down his binoculars and zipping up his pants and tackles Satan-kun. The two long-haired devils have a long, drawn-out fight scuffle and Satan-kun is still hot and bothered the entire time from seeing Al in his seductive white loincloth just barely covering his metallic mansnake. Satan-kun decides while still fighting with Edwad to take advantage of him instead.

Might as well" he thinks to himself. So Satan-kun manages to pin down Ed's hands to each side and kiss him sexily down his face neck and chestparts eventually down to his crotch. He unzips Ed's pants with his tongue and starts to suckle down on the treasure trove.

After a good 30 minutes of suckling, Satan-kun becomes perturbed. "Edward-sun, why for haven't you cum? THIS IS REDICULOUS!"

"Satan-kun, I can't! It burns! I can't cum into your mouth! It would dishonor my family!"

"I DEMAND YOUR CUM! I DEMAND YOU TO CUM!"

"Satan-kun! No!"

Satan-kun starts sucking harder and faster and deeper.

"SATAAAAAN-KUN! AGH! IT'S SO GOOD! AAAAAAAGH! RRRRRRRRROOOOY MUUUUSTAAAAANG!"

Ed then slumps over into the fetal position, finished, and sucks his thumb for a while.

All the meanwhile Alpo's been watching the entire time. The action excited him. Alot. His mettalic fury was at full-mast by now and he was eyeing Satan up-and down this time like before except in backwards.

Unable to control himself, Alph jumps onto Satan-kum (who was smoking a cigarette) and thrusts his heated rod into Satan-kun's fiery depths.
"Take it, take it Satan-kun!"

Surprised, Satan tries to become on top but cannot overpower Al's passionate strength and also he's made of metal. So Satan-kun just lays there on the country-path and takes all of Alpho's metallicrotch.

"Mmmmmmf Satan-kun. Your bumhole burns. It burns so good. Like Brother's. Satan, I-"

Alpo was taken by surprise by someone behind another nearby tree yelling at the sky.

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW IF DRAWINGS COUNT IN THE DEATH NOTE, RYUK. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST."

"Shut up, Sidoh! They stopped!" Ryuk turns to the sex-in-action, smiling. "Please friends, continue."

"Ok." and with that Alf keeps on thrusting.

Ryku scratches out the scene in his death note, trying to keep it tasteful but still exposing the cumstains and all the butts. He wants to save it for alone time later. He finishes his crude drawings and zaps back up to heaven or wherever the shinigamys live.

40 seconds later everyone dies of a heart-attack.

"Prepare for trouble!"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from devas-"
Team Rocket notices the pile of mid-sex dead bodies, looks at the ground, shakes their heads, and walk away in silence.