State of Certain Death
Steve: Hello, is this State Farm?
Operator: Yes sir it is, how may I help you?
Steve: I need to report an accident claim.
Operator: Alright, what is the nature of your accident?
Steve: I ran through a guard-rail.
Operator: Were you the only one in the vehicle sir?
Steve: Yes ma'am I am.
Operator: Can I ask where you are?
Steve: I am on a cliff over-looking a 400 foot drop.
Operator: Are you still in the vehicle sir?
*Operator hears a very loud pop*
Steve: Yes ma'am I am.
Operator: I'm going to have to ask you to leave the vehicle sir.
*Operator hears a loud crack, a rush of wind, and a loud metallic crash followed by complete silence*
Operator: Sir? Are you okay? Sir? Are you there? Sir!
*Operator checks listings*
Operator: Oh well, he shouldn't have dropped us last month. We could have saved him an average of $150 a year on car insurance.
*Cut scene showing Steve at the bottom of the cliff*
Steve: I'm okay!
*Brief pause*
Steve: But I can't find my phone!
*Even shorter pause*
Steve: And I can't feel my legs!