Atomic Roger stood beside three huge displays cases full of different coloured jewels. Just then, he heard a beeping coming from his wrist.
He pressed a button on his wrist and a hologram of Admiral Degill appeared.
"Hello Roger," he said, "I trust everything is going well."
"Everything is in tip top shape sir," said Roger.
"Let's hope it stays that way," said Degill, "Those display cases are full of some of the priceless jewels in the universe. So anyone could try and get their greedy hands on them. So be on high alert."
"Don't worry sir,' said Roger, "No crook will get past Atomic Roger!"
"Let's hope so. Degill out." And Degill's hologram disappeared.
Roger looked around the room and saw nothing strange.
All of a sudden, Roger started to hear someone laughing. It started out as a giggle, but then it became an insane laugh.
"Who's there?" said Roger, "Show yourself."
The laughter became louder and louder as Roger looked around the whole room until he heard, "Hello," from behind him.
Roger turned around and saw a blue skinned man standing in front of him.
The man was wearing a dark blue long sleeve shirt with black gloves on both of his hands. He had black jeans on and black running shoes. He had a black court jester hat on top of his head and he had a black duffle bag around his left shoulder.
"Who are you?" asked Roger.
"Oh, just your normal happy customer," said the man with a big smile on his face. He started to look around at the jewels.
"Wow," he said, "Look at all the shiny stuff. I think I'll take them all."
Roger then took out his blaster and aimed it at the man.
"Not so fast," he said, "If you want these jewels, then you'll have to get past me, Atomic Roger."
"The Atomic Roger?" said the man with a fake gasp, "Never heard of you." And he kicked the blaster out of Roger's hands.
The blaster landed on the floor and a laser beam shot out of it, barley missing Roger's head.
"Hey watch it!" yelled Roger, "You almost messed up my hair."
The man looked at Roger's hair and started to giggle.
"That's your hair?" he asked, "I thought a cat fell asleep on your head."
Roger started to get really mad.
"Nobody makes fun of my hair!" he shouted.
"Aww, you're upset," said the man, "But I have just the thing to cheer you up."
The man pulled out a small golden baton, which was attached to his belt and pointed it at Roger.
Roger could see a smiling clown face staring back at him.
"What is that?" he asked.
The man just smiled and said, "Prepare to giggle!" And he pressed a button on his baton, which made the mouth on the clown's face open and shoot out a cloud of purple smoke into Roger's face.
As soon as the gas hit Roger, he burst out laughing.
"What's ha-ha-ha-ha happing hah-ha-ha to me?" he said between laughs.
"Ah, music to my ears," said the man as he walked towards the display cases.
The man whistled as he crashed open one of the glass cases and began to stuff the jewels into his duffle bag. He crashed every single case open until they were all empty. He even took two silver diamonds, stuck them in front of his eyes and said, "Look, diamo-vision."
He then saw that Roger was still laughing, only now he was lying on the ground, holding onto his sides.
"If you thought that was funny," said the man, "Then you're going to love this."
He then put his hand into his duffle bag, took out a spray can and went to the nearest wall.