Challenge: What if Vader's suit could talk? Inspired by Tony Stark's Jarvis.
Disclaimer: Disney rules the galaxy.
Woo-pah, I Say
by Aira
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I am the machine to ol' Darth's man,
The one that supports him when no one else can
Yes, take it literally, I'm the best armor ever,
So unlike the Stormies
Whose clothes are made of paper!
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Woo-pah, I say,
Again and again,
Helping his poor lungs
Catch up with his plans
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It may sound annoying to you,
But I disagree!
It's the best noise ever,
'Cause I don't speak Binary!
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(Yeah, that's why His Lordship can't understand me...)
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No, no, he never asks with his scary deep voice -
That pure awesomeness is mine,
Thanks to Palpatine's choice!
Yes, Lord Vader, the Emperor is wise,
So stop calling me a walking coffin - he's been very nice!
Feedback (praise, criticism, flames, etc.) will get me higher than listening to James Earl Jones' voice. *faints*
P.S.: Sorry for the formatting...