This was requested by some people on Ifunny and I decided to do it.. enjoy!
It was an important day for everyone, they were having a discussion about world hunger and everyone seemed to have an opinion. That is, everyone except America. You see he stayed up last night watching movies and playing games and forgot about the meeting until 2am, and then decided that he needed to sleep. Well for anyone who loves sleep, such as America, a couple of hours of sleep won't keep you up during a meeting. And America being America decide that heroes needed sleep more than discussing things at a meeting. So as soon as everyone started talking, he went to sleep.
*~America's Dream~*
"Mein Gott! There's too many of them!" Germany yells to the others, slashing through the zombies, protecting Italy. "We can't hold them off much longer! Aru!" China screams before being bit. "I'll try to hold them off, you guys run!" Russia says with a furious look in his eye, glaring at the zombies, "VODKA!" He shouts before charging the undead corpses, pipe in one hand, a knife in the other. "Hey England, why don't you throw your scones at them, that should make them go away!" France chuckles before getting hit in the head."My scones are a gift from the heavens you hormonal wine sipper!" England shouts enraged, and as the others are about to separate the two bickering countries they come to a dead end. "It seems that we have come upon a dead end." Japan states calmly earning shocked stares from the others. "Ve~ They're getting closer!" N/Italy shouts clutching Germany in fright, for among the zombies there were Russia and China, bloody with glazed over eyes, slowly shuffling towards the surviving countries. "We need a hero!" England yells.
"Did somebody call for a Hero?!" The Zombies and countries both stopped and looked at the roof, and lo and behold there was America. He jumped off the building and threw stale hamburgers and spoiled milkshakes at the zombies, melting them and shot the rest. Once he was done he looked back at the remaining countries and winked, "Whenever you need me just yelp for help, ok?"Italy nodded excitedly "Like this? America?... America!?.. AMERICA!"
*~End Dream~*
"..AMERICA! ARE YOU SLEEPING RIGHT NOW!?" Germany shouts, tick mark pulsing in anger. America quickly wakes up and looks at Germany with a flirty smirk. "And will you sleep with me if I am?~"
Everyone sweat drops at America's statement, except France who says, "You can tell I raised him well." with a toss of his hair and a smile.
Did I do good? I'm sorry about not updating Are You Serious!? but nothing is coming to me right now. See ya soon my pretty kitties~Nyah!