Carly was being burnt by a flat iron. Poseidon was being tormented by wilted flowers. Logan was being harassed by random Greek gods. Selena was… well, you don't even want to know half of the torture she was enduring. Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, historical figures, fictional characters, slowly crawling out of their holes and walking into {Camp Half-Blood} creating havoc. All we wanted was to have a nice simple wedding. Ahem, a double wedding. Still, all of that shouldn't have happened to those poor innocent children. Okay, let me back up and tell you from the start.
18:06:21 ~ The National Taco Coliseum March 27, 2011
"Let me assure you ma'am, our tacos are divine. Absolutely divine." Mr. Baldy exclaimed boastfully, kissing Kindell's hand. She flinched, trying to think of happy non-violent things. Butterflies, icing, sugary unixies, anime guys, anime girls, Lucy, exploding body parts, bodies hitting the floor, blood splashing across the wall. She slowly shook off the thoughts, sprinkling pixie dust out her hair throughout the process. Persephone's voice lingered in her head. When in need, think of the mighty tacos. Tacos. She was calming down already. That was good; if she got too angry gods know what would happen. Actually the gods don't know, or at least one particular goddess doesn't. And that was herself.
So now you're at your explosion point. Take a minute to discombobulate. Yeah, Kindell is dead. Or, was dead. She got blown up along with her atomic bomb flowers at the last wedding, I know. Well now she's here again. Grr… Very long story.
For starters, Kindell was a witch. She'd always known she was a witch. That is, until someone erased her memories at the camp. Not {Camp Half-Blood} the guild, but camp as in Camp Half Blood the camp. This was the summer before Sarah's wedding. The person who erased Kindell's memories was a girl named Zia. Well no, her name was Autumn at camp but it's Zia at the guild. Autumn. Zia. Same person. Just remember that much. But no, little Zia didn't have some sort of special memory erase superpower. If you've read "The Lost Hero" you maybe know that the Lithe is the river that erases your memories upon exposure. With small amounts of Lithe water your memory can be tampered with. Which is how Autumn removed the memory of witchcraft from Alli and Kindell's brains. Oh right, forgot to mention, Alli was a witch too. And Alli too had her memories erased by Zia. Javi(or Dawg at the camp) is another wizard, but he never had his memories erased because he came in a little later. I'm getting ahead of myself. So as I was saying. See when a god and a witch or wizard have children, these children come out with a lack of mortal blood. So in actuality, they're not supposed to die. But they do anyways. So in order to satisfy some especially angry and powerful half-god half-wizards back in the day, Hades made them a deal. He gave them an extra life. The first time they died, they were resurrected. So you see. Kindell didn't die at all. She just came right back to life, remembering all about being thrown into the Lithe and rid of her memories of witchcraft.
Now Kindell could've walked right back to {Camp Half-Blood} and then later to Camp Half Blood to destroy Zia who was not a part of the guild yet. But, she decided to train in the underworld along with Nico Di Angelo in combat and let Persephone educate her in witchcraft.
So she was training in the underworld, everything was great, she was all powerful- or well, sort of. But then one fateful day all hell broke lose; no pun intended. Nico and Kindell were sparring sword-to-sword in a new found reserved corner of the underworld which by the way was home to Lithe. Amidst their sparring, Nico accidentally drove Kindell right down the side of the Styx. So Kindell's memories were completely erased once for all and with that came Wammy, daughter of Hades. Athena had never cared much for her children and as far as she was concerned, Kindell had died at Sarah's wedding. Now that not even Kindell's personnel remained, what was the point of keeping her alive. He knew Kindell was part witch and had bathed in the Styx on top of that. It was a win win for Hades; he got a powerful new demigod child to make his name shine. There was still time left till the summer though so Wammy remained in the underworld training alongside her newly acquired brother, father and stepmother.
One day Nico and Wammy were practicing shadow traveling and they found themselves in a ghastly meadow filled with the sound of pained shrieks. They instantly froze, turning to the immense boulder at the side of the lake. There lay an ancient woman, her legs buried under the one ton boulder.
"We should help!" Nico exclaimed.
"Let her be." Wammy said.
"No! We have to help!" Nico started running towards the woman.
"Good gods." Wammy knocked Nico to the ground and ran to the woman herself. The idiot thinks he can do everything for himself. She placed her hand on the rock and muttered an incantation. The rock started breaking apart, crumbling in its very formation. It didn't turn into a one ton rubble though; it flew off away from the woman in small chunks of rock. Finally, the woman was free and Wammy fell to the ground panting.
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When Nico and Wammy awoke the woman from prior had grown much younger and seemed to be radiating a strong aura of power. She stared at them square in the face.
"The hell." Nico said, sitting up groggily. Wammy opened her eyes as well though remained stationary.
"You're a witch huh?" She asked the woman.
"Yes I am. Ingot of the Irish." she answered. "Young witch and young demigod," She turned to Nico for a brief second. "I was very pleased with your conduct. Please allow me to present you with a reward."
"Sure." said Wammy.
"R-reward?" Nico choked. In turn Ingot reached into her purse and pulled out a black yo-yo. She dropped it in his hand and turned away leaving him staring at her with his mouth hanging open.,
"Thank you!" Nico exclaimed. Ingot ignored him.
"I don't want a yo-yo." Wammy stared at Ingot dully, making her break into a wide smirk.
"No dear.. for you I have something special." Ingot held her hand out and in it appeared a long, malicious-looking chainsaw with a yellow handle. She held it towards Wammy.
"His name is Borlath and he is your protector. He has bathed in the Styx and is virtually impenetrable. His yellow base has a drop of Lithe water in it as well. He is one of the two kin of the holy chainsaw, the only son. " she said.
"Yeah... I don't really need a protector." Wammy, in contrast to her words, picked up Borlath, stroking it's side. She felt a connection swerve through her. "So, if I accept him, can I summon him at will?"
"Yes."
"I'll take it."
"Say thanks Wammy!" Nico instructed.
"No."
….
A month later Nico was still complaining about getting nothing but a yo-yo. Wammy did the only thing that gave her any peace; knocked him unconscious. Carrying him over to his bed, she summoned Borlath and jumped out the window. The one place she'd been wanting to visit was Persephone's garden however some depressed fairies had been sulking around there and being annoying as hetzilakos. She needed to end that once and for all.
When she arrived at the garden, all she saw was goddamn, wait for it, flowers.
"Faires. Come out. NOW!" She shouted. The fairies slowly fluttered out of hiding, squealing like lunatics.
"We-we- We're so sorry!" a little pink fairy cried, bursting into tears.
"Don't cry!" Wammy exclaimed; it was annoying the chiz out of her.
"Sorry." the fairy whispered, wiping her tears.
"Stop apologizing goddamnit."
"We're so- I mean.." she dropped to the ground. "The truth is... We're stuck here. We died when Pan died but we can never completely die because, because..."
"Because what?"
"We have to much pixie dust!" The little fairy was in absolute hysterics. Wammy was tempted to slap it upside the head.
"Just shed it all out." Wammy offered.
"We have a neverending supply." the munchkin sobbed.
"Ah, hell."
"There is a way!" said another fairy, fluttering to the front of the crowd. "You can take our pixie dust and release us."
"And why should I do that?" Wammy started walking away, it was best to leave these things the way they were.
"You'd get power!"
Wammy froze. "What kind of power?"
"You could fly and heal and turn into a full pixie under the full moon. You could enchant people and protect them and even turn invisible. You could build a complete shield over yourself."
"Impressive." Wammy threw Borlath into the air and he disappeared. She turned to the fairies. "You got me. Now gimme the goddamn pixie dust."
…
Now Wammy had pixie dust and an immortal chainsaw; all she needed was an army. And that's precisely what she got. One day she was walking through a gravely path, wondering why she always landed herself in such strange portions of the underworld. Right when she was about to shadow travel back home she heard several squeaky voices.
"The humans are greatly diminishing our numbers! They step on us, they spray us with chemicals, they downright hate us!" shouted a very angry-looking cockroach. Wammy smiled, cockroaches, she liked those things. They were cute.
"They don't have enough kindness and shit in their heart." Wammy said, slowly walking towards the cockroach.
"I realize that; I'm not stupid." the cockroach pushed up his glasses. "And how can you understand my language?"
"I'm a witch." she explained.
"Ah."
"Well, I can help you." Wammy said
"And how is that?" asked the cockroach
"I'll give you pixie dust, as much as you want. Enough so that every time someone tries to squish a cockroach their subconsciousness is referred to their root humanitarianism. In short, they'll realize their goodness and decide to not kill you guys."
"And you're willing to do this for free?" Asked a cockroach official suspiciously.
"Nope. I want you to sign a summoning contract with me. I can summon as many cockroaches as I want, whenever I want to do whatever I want for me. They wont die in the process because I will place magical holds on them that make them temporarily immortal. Basically, you're going to owe me to servitude." The cockroaches turned to each other, whispering among themselves. After a long while they turned back to Wammy.
"Okay, we've decided. We agree with your offer. However, we want your word that we will not lose our people."
"Yeah, Yeah."
When she was gone, the cockroaches turned to each other again, commencing their discussion.
"At least it's not forever, I mean, she's going to die someday. But we'll be unkillable forever."
"YEAH!"
But, needless to say, they were wrong. Wammy would never die. Why? Well before leaving for the spring, having grown attached to the bitter child, Persephone gave Wammy a very special gift. This gift was one that shocked Hades as well as every creature in the underworld. They had all been underestimating Persephone's power; they couldn't have imagined she'd be able to accomplish such a feat. However it seemed she did have the power and she obviously had a lot of it. For she did something very surprising. She gave Wammy the gift of immortality. And not just your average version of immortality, instant resurrection. Meaning, Wammy could be killed but she'd pop right back to life, fully healed, every time. Meaning, she could not be sent to Tartarus. There was no way to kill her.
Now you may imagine just how powerful Wammy had gotten. And this slightly worried Zeus. So of course, they did the only thing they could, crowned Wammy a goddess. Goddess of chainsaws. Now Wammy could summon as many chainsaws as she wanted at will, and not existing chainsaws, but chainsaws created by her imagination. Now being a goddess, you may think she could die by being forgotten the same way Pan did. But if you may recall, Wammy was born a human. Okay no, she was never human. She was half god, half witch. Still, she was a mortal of sorts and not a natural god. She could not die by simply being forgotten about. In truth she wasn't even acknowledged as a goddess. So you may ask, why did they make her a goddess? The answer is simple. So that she wouldn't interfere with things too much at camp half blood. And to Camp Half-Blood she went, but the story of Camp Half-Blood must be told first.
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So there's Camp Half-Blood, and there's {Camp Half-Blood}. Camp Half-Blood is an actual camp while {Camp Half-Blood} is merely a reserve guild for slightly special demigods that stay there year-round. They had been dropped at the guild the day they were born, left to grow up there. A few of them left the guild to attend normal school or stay at the camp for the summer.
The original guild members are Kindell, Carly, Sarah, Athena, Zoe, Ann, Massie, Poseidon, and Keila. Alli and Jaz also joined the guild after the first summer of camp recorded in the roleplay which is why they were included in Sarah's Wedding.
Since I have come upon this topic, I should tell you about that particular group first.
Alli, Keila, Jaz, Carmen, and Megan all went to the same school up until 5th grade. That was when Alli left to an academy for privileged students that was really a school for demigods that were being taught of world domination. Keila was the only one of the group who truly knew she was demigod though her aura had been sealed by Kindell and her witchy powers. Keila also knew that Megan and Alli were demigods but chose to not tell them in order to protect them from the demigods.
At the age of 12 Alli finally escaped the academy along with a boy named Connor, slightly confused about her identity. Connor and her got seperated and she found herself at Camp Half-Blood in the Athena cabin with a very jumbled up memory. Strangely, no one ever seemed to notice her up until two summers later. That is, besides for Nico Di Angelo.
She had been camp for two months when she first saw Nico. He didn't come to the camp often and whenever he did admirers lined up wanting to spend time with him. He simply ignored them, choosing to spend time with himself. He didn't even feel the need to socialize with Percy and Annabeth. Alli found herself fascinated. She was used to not being noticed by now and followed him. At twelve, she was three years younger than him though she looked older and was convinced he'd think she was nothing but an annoyance. But quite the contrary, he did notice her and he didn't think she was annoying. It started off kind of slow. He was like a mentor, a brother figure. Slowly as ever though, their feelings moved beyond that. It started with small kisses and turned into something much bigger. Something that lasted so long that even the Lithe's water couldn't completely wash away Alli's memories.
Now you may be thinking, Why was none of this ever mentioned in the roleplay? The answer to that lies in the age gap between Nico and Alli. Their relation was a sort of forbidden taboo that required them to keep it in secrecy so they kept their mouths shut and saw each other in secret, spending long nights together midst the forests for no one but mother nature to witness their love.
As you guys know, two summers later, the year Alli was 14, she was noticed by Zia(Autumn) and strangely everyone else started noticing her as well. It was harder for her to keep her and Nico's secret but she coped. Athena and Kindell accompanied her at the camp along with Zia, being the only two {CHB} guild members who spend their summers at camp at that time. It wasn't long till Kindell revealed to Alli that she was really a witch. Alli was told that she was a witch as well and her strange affinity that allowed her to speak Spanish even though she did not know it was explained by this little fact. Also Alli learned that she wasn't a daughter of Athena but a daughter of Poseidon and a granddaughter of Athena.
During this time Athena, the camper learned that her mother was a bounty hunter and left camp without informing any of the campers. Now Zia, being the Zia she was, was not used to not being the center of attention. After being sent to make cereal by Kindell and running into a nosy little pink haired girl who is later revealed to be Ann from the guild as well as the oracle of Delphi though she didn't show up much in the roleplay, Zia was enraged. She picked up her weapons and head out to scout out Kindell and Alli but to her surprise they had disappeared from camp.
Meanwhile Kindell and Alli were exploring Hogwarts and learning of the awesome connection between witchcraft and greek mythology. What they didn't know however was that Autumn was not a normal demigod. Autumn's mother was actually Voldemort. And in actuality, Voldemort is really a woman. A woman you all know very well; Jessica Alba. So you may ask, Wouldn't that make Autumn half-witch as well? You guessed wrong. Jessica Alba was merely a human mortal who had been being controlled by the gods in order to take down the Witches and Wizards of Hogwarts who presented a threat to the Gods. Zia however was convinced her mother was actually a wizard up until the end of that summer. I'll go over that in a second.
So now that Zia had learned of Alli and Kindell's true identity as witches she did something unimaginably drastic. She stole the magic of every witch and wizard in Hogwarts. Of course, Hogwarts received their magic back but midst the process Zia erased Kindell and Alli's memories. And by accident, she also erased Alli's memories of her relationship with Nico.
After their memories were erased, it was also revealed that Kindell and Alli had a new affinity for speaking Japanese even though neither of them remembered having a Japanese descendent.
Now the summer was over and Kindell took Alli to the guild with her. Upon arrival, Keila was shocked to see Alli after four years of separation and they tried to contact their old friends once more. However they were only successful in contacting Jaz. Carmen had moved away from the city and Megan had strangely disappeared. They called Jaz over to the guild even though she wasn't a demigod. As it turned out, Jaz had an affinity for seeing beyond the mist.
Soon after the beginning of the year, Kyle, a mortal that had previously attended school with Sarah and Carly, proposed to Sarah at Taco Bell. Sarah decided to agree and preparations for her wedding were made. Of course then there was the wedding. And if you're reading this I'm sure you've read all about Sarah's wedding already so I don't need to point anything out.
During all of this, Zia was going through her own adventure. She had refused to come spend the year with the guild to spend some time with her mother, Jessica Alba. That year, Zia finally realized how human her mother truly was and how her taking over the world as Voldemort had been an extremely well-executed fluke. Throughout this, Zia learned to love her normal and strangely blonde and tan mother unconditionally. And that wasn't all, Zia also learned a shocking secret about Harry Potter. One that she promised to reveal to no one.
So now that the events of the year have been uncovered, I'll take this time to tell you about some of the characters.
Sarah, of course, was our first ever bride. She is the baby of the group. While Kindell is supposed to be 18 right now though she's forever frozen at 17, Sarah is 14. Sarah got married at the age of 13 to Anthony who was also 13. They left on a honeymoon and Sarah was soon impregnated. It is unknown who the father was though we know it was not Anthony. She followed suit to get an abortion so we have no way of knowing the identity of the mystery impregnator. Sarah is a daughter of Dionysus and she was dropped off at the guild two days after she was born. Her true mother was an individual that was well known in the world of the gods for her deadly knifing skills. Though a human, she made her name by managing to as much as injure a minor god. Sadly though, Sarah's mother is a hopeless alcoholic who met Dionysus at a bar one night and Sarah sort of just happened. Sarah's slightly cuckoo-headed-ness can be explained by the fact her mother drank beer throughout her pregnancy. She attended school with Carly for a couple of years when they got slightly bored of hanging around at the guild and Kindell gave them aura-sealing incantations like she gave to Keila.
That brings us to Carly, daughter of Apollo. Carly was also left at the guild at nearly birth mainly because she had been chosen for a particular task. She lived at camp the entire year she was seven because she had a quarrel with Poseidon over decorating their shared room with flowers. At the age of ten, Carly ran away from the guild having gotten in a fight with Poseidon once again. In her travels, she was found and taken to a rehabilitation center for claiming that she has seen a monster. Because of that rehabilitation center, she lost all of her memories of being a demigod. However, two months later, still ten years old, Carly was summoned to Olympus and given a talking chainsaw named Chainy. Chainy is the one, the holy chainsaw, father of Borlath and a particular female chainsaw who's identity is yet unknown. She was then sent back to the guild much to the relief of her guild mates who had been looking for her for the past two months. She had a job however, and at the soft age of ten she began destroying monsters that affected the human world under the command of the gods. By the age of twelve Carly had mastered the art of killing and slaughtered her own mother in order to be completely free of fate. Carly is precisely the same age as Kindell just slightly younger, her birthday in March while Kindell's is in November. At this point, Carly has just turned 18.
Now there's Athena, daughter of Hades. No, she's not Athena the goddess of wisdom, she just happens to be named that. Athena is 16 at this point and even though she is not the oldest, she was renounced the leader of the guild. Athena had always been confident, it being passed down from her mother, a bounty hunter. Athena is notorious for her habit of disappearing in the middle of the action to do something otherwise. Both summers so far she has disappeared to help her mother with bounty hunting and during the wedding she disappeared to help the Uglies cast rescue Aya Fuse from the Extras. (Consult the Uglies triology by Scott Westerfeld)
Next we arrive at Poseidon, son of... Poseidon. Here, what about we call him Poseidon jr. for now. He was mysteriously dropped in the guild at the age of two. No one knows who his mother is. Many people misunderstand him and automatically assume that he's gay. In truth though, he's very much straight, just very metrosexual. Of course, don't tell him I admitted his straightness. The world may come to an end but we will never stop teasing him. Poseidon is 17 at the moment.
Our only guild daughter of Aphrodite is Stacy. Stacy was escorted to the guild by Aphrodite herself when she was five years old. As much as the campers tried to hate her, it's not very hard to hate the daughter of the goddess of love. Even though outwardly Stacy may seem harmless, she's actually a fair archer and knows many spells and incantations which is very rare for demigods. It is rumored that she may have a drop of witch blood in her. She is 17 at the moment.
Of course, then there's Massie, daughter of Hermes. Her mother was a famous Broadway actress who Hermes fell in love with midst delivering a message for Athena. She refused to divulge in a sexual relationship with Hermes without marriage and Hermes, a god unused to refusal took her by force. As sweet as Massie may seem outwardly, inside she's filled with the want for revenge against the gods. An aspiring actress she loathes her father for ending her mother's career. Massie was dropped at the guild at birth and is currently 17.
Speaking of daughters of Hermes, there's Keila. Hermes left to deliver a message for Ares in Iceland and he was spotted by an Icelandic woman by the name of Dagbjört. Dagbjört was struggling one night in the streets. Iceland, being a country with high standards of living, poverty is almost nonexistent there. However Dagbjört was only in her teenage years and had been kicked out of her house by her mother. She planned on returning home soon but at that point was filled to the brim with anger. When Hermes approached her, she was up for any way to rebel against her family. However, after becoming a teen mom, Dagbjört paid greatly for her foolishness. In order to lift some of the load off of Dagbjört, Hermes took Keila and deposited her in the guild the very day she was born. Keila is 16 at this point and does not know about her real mother. She's been trying to figure out ever since she was little. The only one who knows the absolute truth about this is Ann, who had a vision of Keila meeting her mother in the near future.
Ann is perhaps the only guild member that is completely human. Ann's father died long before she was born and her mother died giving birth to her, leaving Ann an orphan. She was born the same day as Zoe who was in the hospital bed next to hers. The minute Ann's eyes were opened, she spotted a nature spirit and started crying, looking straight at the spirit. A satyr happened to be there picking up Zoe and realized that even at such a young age, Ann could see through the mist completely. He learned from the doctor that she was an orphan and send a woman disguised as a relative of Ann's to the hospital. Ann was taken to the guild and assigned the role of the Oracle of Delphi when Rachel decided she wanted to forfeit her position as oracle to fall in love and pursue a family. Ann, as a guild member, did not go the camp very often, but whenever a quest was being given out, she would magically appear at camp at random places. That is how she was there at camp the day that Zia left to make Kindell cereal. Ann is 18 at the moment.
Zoe is a daughter of Poseidon. Her real mother was extremely close to Zoe even though she did not want Zoe to live with her because she feared her safety. Therefore, Zoe spent every summer with her mother which is why she never went to the camp. Of course, Zoe is 18 because she was born on the exact same day as Ann(October 3rd). Zoe and Ann discovered that their mothers were actually best friends throughout childhood and got separated once Ann's mom got married and Zoe's mom met up with Poseidon.
That covers all of our official guild members. Now I should tell you some extra stuff that happened after Sarah's wedding that never made it's way into the roleplay in full full depth.
For one, Ann met the real Ichigo. How so? Well the night after wedding she went home and fell asleep with her cardboard cutout. That night Yuroichi Shihouen, her fairy godmother granted her the real Ichigo Kurosaki and Ann awoke to the her very own real life Orange-haired Strawberry soul reaper. (Read "Ann and Ichigo: Another CHB slogan" for the full story. Based on the manga/anime Bleach by Tite Kubo")
That night Sarah and Anthony left for their honeymoon.. and to know what happened there it's best if you go read "Sarah's Honeymoon: A CHB slogan" *wink wink*
Now here's the real kicker. Zoe and Kaleb went to sleep that night in Zoe's room and the next morning when Athena went to wake them up, they were gone. Completely gone. After rummaging through her room they found a note in her drawer.
Kaleb and I have something to do. Please don't come looking for us. -Zoe
The entire guild quieted down. They had already lost Kindell with her dying at the wedding. Now... now Zoe was gone too. The last thing they heard was Keila's "Oh jeeze..."
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It was summer again and Autumn and Athena were the first to arrive back at camp. Next they had a brand new camper, Electra, daughter of Zues, a little redhead Athena crowned "Ms. Fame."
Of course, Alli made the most dramatic entrance, almost crashing into camp with her newly acquired learner's permit and the car that has no identifiable parts remaining. She was found by Athena and taken back to Poseidon cabin. When Electra saw her it was revealed that Electra had attended school with Alli, Keila, Megan, Jaz and etc. But only for Kindergarten; she'd moved away before first grade with her mother, Musica Potter.
Of course, next came Lillian(or Jay as in the guild). She developed a friendship with Electra, shocking the entire camp with the revelation of her being a daughter of Artemis. Her and Electra then developed a strange knack for getting lost in the Strawberry fields.
Later Percy and Alli left Autumn alone at the beach to explore the great underwater world. Of course, Autumn didn't take well to that. Athena and her decided to take a little trip to Paris.
While Athena and Autumn are gone on their trip, Electra is giving Lillian a tour of the camp and suddenly.. they see something on the beach. It's a monster. And according to Poseidon, it can only be killed by Zeus's master bolt. So of course, Electra pulls the daddy's little girl and obtains the bolt. She defeats the monster and soon Athena and Autumn return from Paris.
The next morning, Kindell finally arrived at camp. Not as Kindell, but as Wammy, with no memories of her past. The campers found themselves more than slightly creeped out by this new/old character who's death had finally normalized their camping environment a little. She made her hated debut by summoning a cockroach on the back of Autumn's leg. Autumn was perhaps tortured most by Wammy because they both shared a cabin. Autumn actually viewed Wammy in the middle of a dark ritual revolving around floating chainsaws and undying cockroaches.
Alli pursued fighting Wammy but the fight was ended almost instantly with the summoning of a few cockroaches on Wammy's part. As it had been revealed the summer prior, both Alli and Wammy were able to speak Japanese though this year it seemed they didn't realize they were speaking in Japanese whenever they conversed.
Now the only character who seemed to be truly fond of Wammy was Lillian who didn't know her from last summer. Ironically, Electra, another camper who did not know Kindell, was probably the one who disliked Wammy the most.
One day, a cockroach the size of a car appeared outside the big house. Actually, it was a car and it held no other than Thalia Grace. Well it turned out, Wammy had summoned Thalia due to a moment of revelation in which she decided she wanted to murder her. Electra was horrified. She finally met her sister and Wammy tried to kill her. Being the indecisive personality Wammy was, she changed her mind and announced that she no longer felt like killing Thalia.
Thalia then snuck Electra into the Ares cabin in order to find a weapon. As they were rummaging through weapon racks, Wammy appeared. She led Electra to the perfect weapon, making Electra break into a moment of affection towards Wammy and dislike her less ultimately. Wammy followed suit to rescue Electra and Thalia from the Ares camper that had discovered them in their weapon rack.
As they made their escape, they met with Lillian, who's position as Artemis's daughter greatly surprised Thalia. Lillian explained that Artemis had not eloped with Lillian's father in order to bare child, but had blessed him with paternity. Once Thalia was relieved, the camp participated in a "everyone for himself" duel. Wammy exited the party at this point and entered the camp library to meet with Alli. They conversed briefly in Japanese until Nico made his appearance from the window, a habit Wammy and Nico shared even though not not related by blood.
When Alli started to near Nico, he ran away from her, all the way out the window to the ocean. Alli asked him why he was running from her pointing out that she was his cousin. He asked her to prove it and she did, making the ocean rise above the ground. After accomplishing this feat however, she dropped unconscious from exhaustion.
Nico carried Alli over to everyone else, informing them that there was a need for an Apollo camper. Just then the ground below Wammy and Electra cracked open and they were locked in a closed chamber. How they were released was never revealed because Electra was knocked unconscious after being told that the rescue tactic was a Hades secret.
Later that day, a new camper arrived at camp by the name of Dawg(Javi-chan!). He was the same age as Autumn, 14, but looked much older and meaner. Yes, meaner that the notoriously cranky Autumn. He only looked it though, he really wasn't. Wammy instantly enlisted him as his minion. When Alli came over to Wammy and Dawg, carrying Electra, it was revealed that all three of them spoke Japanese. From this, it was conclusive that Dawg was possibly a wizard.
Then, Electra awoke and all hell broke lose. A golden thread in Alli's hand curled itself into lettering that foretold of a war. Alli turned to the camp border and she saw an army of monsters, working their way through the border space-time shield. Desperately she called for a battle plan, answered by Wammy, who instantly appeared with a camp map and marker.
She highlighted a plan placing the campers by cabin in Points across the camp, providing them with special weapons, pixie dust, and cockroach armies. Once the battle strategy was constructed, she told the campers to go on to sleep. The estimated time of the first monsters making it through the border was 10am the next morning.
After Wammy played out the battle strategy, the gang gathered around. Alli showed hints of breaking out of her mind-wipe, telling Nico of the dreams she had about a pale hand pushing her. Nico responds in a melancholy tone saying something about not bringing back tied ends. Alli and Nico have a moment, sending Electra's inner consciousness into a jealous fit. She realizes she's actually in love with Nico. She is dragged away by Lillian and Autumn. As for Alli, even though her memories have been tampered with by the Autumn, she feels a connection with Nico and spends a good amount of time crying in his embrace.
The next morning before the battle takes place, Alli is visited by Poseidon who informs her of the fact that a battle had occurred at Olympus as well. The gods were wiped out; there was no more hope for Olympus but there was hope for camp.
So the battle commences and in accordance to their plans, they win with no casualties, barely any injuries, and unexpected aid from Poseidon. The only person of the group who falls at all is Lillian but she is shortly healed by Wammy. While she is unconscious, she has a vision of a silver doe who is hinted to be Artemis. Later she has another vision about a boy with a dark voice who she cannot see. She wakes up and tells Autumn and Electra that it was Luke, thoroughly convinced of this.
Meanwhile, due to a little scene between Poseidon and Nico, Alli and Wammy finally realize something is being kept from them. They confront Nico but he refuses to tell them. Wammy and Alli have a short conference and Wammy promises Alli that she will figure things out.
The next morning starts with Dawg awakening from a dream about Autumn getting stabbed. This particular scene introduces the idea of Dawg and Autumn's possible relationship. However, he wakes up to Alli and they have an argumentative discussion which does hint at a that of a bickering couple however that pairing is made unlikely due to their age difference and the Alli-Nico situation.
Later that day, Alli and Annabeth are explaining to Lillian that she couldn't have possibly seen Luke when Wammy jumps in through the window, chasing some girl with a chainsaw. When the girl refuses to comply with her wishes, Wammy shoos everyone out of the room and holds Electra hostage. She tells Electra that she wont hurt her as long as she screams as though she's in pain. Subsequently, Nico rushes in to rescue her. Wammy threatens Nico, saying that if he doesn't give her at least hint of whatever it is that her and Alli don't know of, she would murder Electra right there. Nico hastily spits out a riddle in order to save Electra.
Lillian finally realizes that the boy in her dreams was not Luke but another man with a similar aura. She reveals that he wants to recruit her for his army that means to destroy the gods. In a sudden flash, Lillian realizes his full identity and claims that his name is Caan. He appears in the room but only Lillian can see him.
Alli, suddenly remembering a snippet from her past, realizes that she knew a boy named Caan Heckfer when she was at an evil demigod academy. She reveals how her and this guy named Connor Konoe managed to escape from there. Just then, Connor breaks into the room, hammer in hand. As it turns out, Connor is a son of Athena that has been trying to find and kill Caan ever since his and Alli's escape from the academy. With the scene at an absolute standpoint, Caan decides to leave Lillian and in comes Wammy through the window again, sipping a can of Dr. Pepper. They notice a huge attitude change in her instantly alerting Nico and Autumn of the fact that Wammy was no longer Wammy. She had somehow regained her memories and was Kindell again. When she speaks to Alli in Spanish, Alli, overwhelmed, drops unconsciou, clutching her head. Just then Dawg comes in running, warning Autumn to get away from Wammy, or Kindell. But it's too late and Autumn drops dead, a cockroach crawling out of her shirt.
Lillian is greatly saddened by Autumn's death and hangs over the corpse, wishing for a way to be able to heal her. Caan comes into her consciousness and offers to help her heal Autumn. In return, he wants her. Like.. otherwise. Enraged and terrified, Lillian manages to restore Autumn's life force a little and bring her barely back to life with Caan's power. Autumn comes back to life, relieving the sobbing Dawg and fainting in his arms. He then carries her to the Apollo cabin to heal.
In the infirmary, Lillian awakes and turns to the rest of the gang, in complete panic. She tells them that Caan wants her and that if she gives herself to him he would spare the camp. She tells Kindell to make the deal and so Lillian's consciousness is stuck in a state between reality and Caan's world.
Two days later, Autumn and Dawg are officially dating and sorta kinda getting stalked by daughters of Aphrodite who think that they're just.. SO CUTEEE! As this romance flowers, another distinguishes as Nico pays Alli a visit. They have a very messed up conversation with Alli half-psycho. Nico tells Alli that she's immature and that she's not the same person any more. They end their ties to each other and Nico exits the infirmary, leaving the loony Alli inside. He bumps right into Electra once he's out. In a short glimpse into his head, he admits that he finds Electra very delicate and doll-like in a most positive manner, making his attraction for her the opposite of the attraction he had once had for Alli. This new couple is slowly introduced into the series and Electra's love is hinted on not being one-sided anymore.
As a distressed Electra is running away from the scene she runs into Kindell who tells her to stop thinking of others and start thinking of herself for once. Electra disregards Kindell's sermon and runs off to visit Lillian. A scene change occurs and Kindell goes to visit Connor, who is of course, her younger brother for they are both children of Athena. She tells him that things would soon be explained and so they both head out for Poseidon cabin.
Meanwhile, Lillian is in bad state. She was suffering from a high fever and they decided to heal her so that she could go live with Caan in the material world as opposed to just her consciousness. Also, it is confirmed that Alli has gone completely and utterly loco. Kindell and Connor then walk. Kindell decides to tell them the truth about her past and why she wasn't dead. Her and Nico take turns telling her story, the one you just read up in the beginning of this slogan.
Electra barges out the cabin, confused about Kindell and Alli's witchy predicament and absolutely enraged about Lillian's departure. Kindell stops Nico from following Electra, shaking her head in disapproval of all the romance but her mind flashes back to this boy named Debashish she met at a gas station while she was still Wammy.
Autumn and Dawg find themselves left alone in Poseidon cabin, questioning their relationship and wondering why they were going out at all. That is when Carly makes an appearance and out of nowhere Kindell jumps in through the window and hugs Carly from behind. Carly's chainsaw, Chainy, goes off and cut it's way through Kindell's flesh. Dawg goes into a panic attack thinking that Kindell is dead. However she soon sits right back up and tells Autumn and Dawg about how Carly's chainsaw is immortal just like Borlath, but stronger. So strong that even those who have bathed in the Styx could be killed easily by it. Since Carly had owned him from long before Kindell received Borlath, she was the true queen of chainsaws, an expert in murder. In addition to Kindell and Carly's chainsaw synonymy, they also behave in a romantic means which seems to be one-sided from Kindell. Though it can be presumed that it is all in pretend for Kindell asks Carly to sleep with her that night and Carly refuses, saying that she can sleep in her own cabin, Apollo cabin. However right then an Apollo camper rushes in to say that due to Alli's looniness, the cabin had been clogged with rubber ducks. Carly has a strange an undying phobia of rubber duckies and claims on many occasions that they are evil, so she instantly agrees to sleep in Athena cabin with Kindell.
In Athena cabin Kindell and Carly have a short combustive conversation in which Kindell reveals to Carly the truth about Olympus's destruction. It is also noted that Carly tells Kindell to "tell them the truth already" however we have no way of guessing what the truth could possibly be. The conversation was cut short by Kindell who set Carly and herself into a sexually provocative situation right before the door opened. A boy who seemed to be new to camp walked in on them, and right after he left Kindell burst into laughter making it obvious she had done so on purpose. After this Carly goes to bed and Kindell heads outside, transforming into her full-pixie form which makes it's very first appearance in this scene. It is hinted she leaves to bring back Lillian though it is never revealed how exactly she does it.
The next morning Autumn wakes up to see Lillian standing right next to her bed, flesh and bone. Lillian explains to Autumn that she doesn't love Caan and being a daughter of Artemis, has no interest in men whatsoever. As Autumn and Lillian continue their conversation they find out that Dawg is hiding under Autumn's bed. Autumn shoes him away, enraged.
Dawg runs over to Kindell and Wammy, out of breath. Kindell and Carly once again pull their "lesbian lovers" trick and absolutely terrify Dawg who runs away screaming. Even after Dawg is gone, Kindell continues acting and asks Carly. She turns around and tells the new demigod from before, Sam, to come out of the bushes. Carly has has a spastic reaction to the name Sam demanding Kindell why she hadn't been told the boy was named Sam beforehand. Sam joins them and soon Kindell departs from the location, leaving Carly and Sam alone to converse.
The scene changes to Apollo cabin. Dawg is in hysterics, crying on the shoulders of an Asian Apollo kid. The kid tells Dawg that he already has a mental patient(Alli) but will make an exception and take Dawg in as well. Alli, who is loony, sends a blast of water at Dawg's head. Dawg sends a blast of water back at Alli. The Apollo cabiners, realizing that they now have another mental wizard in their care, all sink to the ground in dismay.
Now we go back to Autumn and Lillian who have just finished conversing. Autumn shadow-travels over to Dawg and tells them she wants to break up with him. Dawg is left absolutely miserable, surrounded by the loony-ness of Apollo cabin. He decides to grab his sword and go fight Autumn.
Meanwhile, back in the loony bin, Alli is running around with rubber duckies when suddenly an owl flies out and drops a splash of water on her. Connor rejoices, seeing Alli finally sane again. They both rush over to Athena cabin hoping that Kindell would finally reveal the full truth. However, they find Sam and Carly there as well, just as confused. Kindell refuses to reveal the truth to them at the time, spouting some nonsense about "Letting those in love identify their thoughts and walk through the paths they need to reach sanity"
Later that day on the roof of Hades cabin, Electra and Nico sit together, wrapped in an embrace. They reveal for the first time that they truly love each other. Suddenly, Electra rises in the air surrounded by sparks. When she drops back down, she has completely transformed. A transformation with Nico follows shortly and they both turn to each others, stronger than they had ever been, with only one word on their minds: Destiny's Bidding.
We go back to Autumn and Dawg's fight. They start sparring, taunting each other as they do. Autumn finally shadow travels behind him in order to catch him by surprise. Dawg instantly turns around, pointing his sword and stupefying her.
Later Autumn wakes in Apollo cabin. The Apollo campers flock around, cleaning rubber duckies as they complain about the huge mess. An Apollo camper runs in, throwing open the door. He exclaims that the doors to Hogwarts would once again be opened and that there would be witches and wizards all over camp. The Apollo campers drop to the ground, sobbing.
Back in Athena cabin, Alli and Connor stand around awkwardly. Alli finally takes Connor's hand and drags him over to the beach, telling him she wants to show him something. Before she can show him anything however, she transforms same as Electra and Nico had. Of course, Connor's transformation comes next.
While Alli and Connor awe over their new shiny transformations, a new camper, Megan arrives at camp. While Megan is walking around, we have a flash of Kindell plotting about getting Lillian and Caan together, knowing full well that Lillian is a daughter of Artemis. But the flash ends abruptly and we return to Megan. And she isn't the only new camper. There's another new camper too. None other then Keila!
Kindell, Dionysus, and Chiron are together in the big house at this time. They have a conversation involving Dionysus's despair about his 13-year-old daughter being married and Kindell's past relationship with Chris, the older brother of Keila's boyfriend, Chase. Kindell decides to leave the big house upon being angered and jumps in through the window of Hermes cabin in order to greet Megan and Keila. Keila, seeing Kindell, Keila has a confused panic attack and faints. Lightening crashes in through the ceiling and we learn that Megan is a daughter of Zeus.
Alli and Connor are still on the beach, playing around with their newly acquired weapons. Connor receives a gun which he quickly replaces his hammer for and Alli receives a.. lantern. Whatever the hell that lantern does is completely impossible to predict but considering it's the all-mighty Destiny's Bidding power-up, we're sure it's something big. However, it causes a sort of trivial conflict between Alli and Connor, resulting on her walking away, mad at him for being "insensitive."
Alli walks back into Poseidon cabin to find the bickering Autumn and Dawg. Keila and Megan walk in and start explaining about how they knew each other and what the guild was.
At this time, Lillian is at Caan's place. Due to a chain of circumstance, they decide to watch Titanic together resulting in a kiss that leaves Lillian wondering.
On another note, Sam is frantic to face Carly, his pride wounded. He barges into Apollo cabin and accidentally calls her a damsel in distress. This results in Carly going a little loony and beating him up. The next day, Carly goes to visit Sam. They have somewhat of a conversation until Sam shoots her in the face with a bb gun and she goes into a violent fit involving quite a bit of cursing. The day after, Carly wakes up to Sam. She goes on to tell him about how she acquired Chainy. After she's done telling her story, her and Sam run off to go visit her wolf Chase.
Back in Poseidon cabin, a very cranky Lillian walks in and ends up flinging the oh-so-charming Connor Stolls across the room, who gets zapped by Megan right afterwards. The gang decides to leave for dinner, leaving Dawg and Autumn alone in Poseidon cabin. Autumn takes Dawg over to a treehouse she had found in the woods. The inside of the treehouse is all metal and Dawg finds himself slightly suspicious. His suspicion is proven legitimate when the floor gives out and he falls right though. Autumn looks down to see that Dawg in critical condition, unconscious. She instantly summons a skeleton warrior and tells it to go get help.
Meanwhile, Carly and Sam have arrived outside camp borders. Carly calls up Chance, her wolf and they have a reunion. Sam seems to be very vary of the wolf, somewhat scared of it. Just then Nico comes up to them running and informs him of Dawg and Autumn's condition. He tells them that Autumn and Dawg have opened up one of the tunnels that leads the undead from Hades' realm into inside the camp borders. Carly sends Sam away to tell Chiron and her and Nico go on to help Autumn and Dawg.
Back in "treehouse", Autumn finally climbs all the way down the ladder of the tunnel and sees Dawg up close in a puddle of blood. She turns him upside, making him cry out in pain and come back to consciousness. They have a conversation and for the first time, Autumn reveals to Dawg how she really feels and why she broke up with him in the first place. At the end of their conversation, Dawg tells her he loves her.
The next morning they wake up in the Apollo cabin, their beds side to side. Kindell greeted them and then left them almost right afterwards. Autumn and Dawg faced each other and in a moment, they transformed. Dawg then turned to the Asian Apollo cabin and flipped his sword hilt sideways. It turned out that his sword was a wand as well when he made a rubber duck appear and hit the kid right in the face. The entirety of the Apollo cabin panicked and ran out of the cabin, leaving Autumn and Dawg all alone. Dawg told Autumn that he had a persona and transformed into a cow, making her burst into laughter.
In a short flash, we see Connor reading Dr. Seuss's masterpiece "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish." to Alli as punishment for not kissing her when he had the chance. When she tells him to kiss her, he explains she has jinxed it by telling him to do so and it puts him under too much pressure.
In Zeus cabin, Keila wonders about how confusing it would be if Conner Stolls liked Megan because there was a Connor Konoe and a Connor Stolls and it was all confusion-making and chiz. Nico and Electra awkwardly break the news of Connor and Travis Stolls' twincest. Keila, overcome by this, faints, and Carly and Sam decide to take her over to Apollo cabin, leaving Megan alone with Nico and Electra. She noms on a banana and asks them whether they think she is sexy. Before getting her response, she walks out. Nico turns to Electra and asks her whether she is the only normal girl in the entire camp. Electra explains to him she isn't even close to normal and exits the cabin to go train.
Carly and Sam arrive at Apollo cabin, carrying Keila, to find all the campers gathered outside. Carly gets slightly ticked off and demands the campers tell her whatever is going on. The Asian kid tells her about Dawg summoning another rubber duck. Carly and Sam drop Keila right there and run away.
Lillian, all the while, is strolling through the strawberry fields and finds herself very close to the big house. She overhears the news of the portal from Hades being opened at the treehouse. Kindell and her then leave to go help Carly and Sam fight them off.
At the treehouse/portal Carly has Chainy out and is slashing away at the ghost-zombie things and Lillian has found a nice archery spot up in the trees. Kindell drags Sam aside and tells him that she's going to make him more powerful and pushes him right in the middle of a horde of zombies. Lillian seeing this, tries to attack the zombies but she suddenly transports over to Caan's mansion where Caan tells her was not the one to summon her.
Carly slices through as many four-legged zombie-ghost things to make it over to Sam as she can. Eventually, she manages to kill all of them and make it all the way. Finally, having managed to rescue him, she kisses Sam and they both transform.
Back at Caan's mansion, Lillian has changed her clothes once more because she was too "muddy" and her and Caan have a discussion about the last time they were together. Then they kiss and subsequently go through their designated transformations. Right after they transform, they are transported to camp.
Everyone finds themselves in Poseidon cabin, gathered around Kindell. Connor, seeing Caan, launches an attack but Kindell confiscates his pistol. She, at once, reveals what her and Caan had been planning the entire time. To finish the gods. Finally, all the demigods agree to take part in the new revolution and with that, the summer ends.
Now, what you all have been waiting for. The wedding shall now start. But first. Here's a little guide thing-a-ma-jig for you.
Nico – 19 – Hades
Kindell – 18 - Athena
Caan – 18 - Erebos
Carly – 18 – Apollo
Sam – 18 – Poseidon
Ann – 18 - Mortal(oracle)
Zoe – 18 – Poseidon
Poseidon – 17 - Poseidon
Stacy – 17 - Aphrodite
Massie – 17 - Hermes
Angie – 17 – huntress of Artemis
Lillian(Jay) – 17 – daughter of Artemis
Alli – 16 – Poseidon
Connor – 16 - Athena
Keila – 16 – Hermes
Megan – 16 – Zeus
Electra(Kaycee) – 16 - Zeus
Athena – 16 -Hades
Sarah – 14 - Dionysus
Autumn(Zia)– 14 - Hades
Dawg(Javi) – 14 – Ares
Till next chapter!