Disclaimer: I don't own VA
this is my first one shot- story, so guys cut me some slack kay?
Hiccup!
*Hic*
"Ugh! Hic!"
"Hiccup" *sigh*
"Dimitri? What in the world are you doing?" Lissa asked Guardian Belikov when she saw him with a paper bag on his head.
"Trying… Hic! … To cure… Hic! ... The hiccups! ... Hic!" Came the reply from under the bag.
"Does putting a bag over your head do any good?" she asked
"Sure it does…" came a comment from Adrian who walked towards them "It covers his ugly face!"
"Ya… real funny Ivashkov" Dimitri said
"Why don't you stand on your head?" Eddie said listening to their conversation.
"With the bag?" Dimitri asked.
"Why not? It can't hurt"
Dimitri stood upside down for about five minutes.
"I don't think its working guys... hic!" he said as he got back on to his feet.
"Hic!"
"Why don't you hold your breath and drink lots of water?" Mia said as she walked towards them yawning. She had watched them do all this nonsense… she decided to some fun.
"Okay, so… here's a jug of water, go on... drink up, and hold your breath" Lissa handed the jug over to him.
"It won't work…" Adrian said
"You got a better cure?" Mia said glaring at him
"Who wants to cure him?" he said
"I still say my way's best" Eddie added "Standing on your head"
"Blowing in a paper bag"
"Holding your breath"
"Sucking lemons!" Christian said when he came there and got an idea of what was going on.
Dimitri jumped into action.
"Guys! Shut it! If I drink one more drop of water I'm gonna throw up and I'm sick of you guys arguing! Hic! Ugh! Hic!" *sigh*
"HIC!"
Dimitri walked off and leaned on the wall pissed off and his face glum. "Hic!"
Little did he know that his friend weren't going to give up just yet…
"Scare him! That's the best cure!" Lissa said
"How do we do it?" Eddie asked
"How's about we get someone to kiss him and have Rose catch him at it?" Lissa suggested
"That'll scare the socks off him!"
"Where is she anyway?" Christian asked
"She went to get something to eat"
Just then, lucky for them, Jill walked towards the cafeteria.
"Jill!... Jill! Would you do us a favor?"
"Why not sis?"
"We want you to kiss Dimitri to cure his hiccups"
"I never heard of that method but it sounds like fun!"
"HIC!"
"Just wait for two mins kay?"
Lissa then sent a message to Rose through the bond.
Rose I need u here in less than 2 minutes okay? Hurry! Please!
"Okay… now Jill"
Hurry up Rose! Lissa thought
Jill walked over to Dimitri
"Hey Dimitri!" she said
"Yes…Hic!... Jill?" he leaned down to look at her
*SMOOCH*
Thanks to Lissa, Rose reached the place just in time to witness the kiss.
"DIMITRI BELIKOV!" Rose yelled
"EEYIPE" Dimitri yelped
"Relax Rose, I was just curing his hiccups" Jill defended
"Hey, she's right! And it worked!" exclaimed Dimitri
Rose glared at him.
"They're all gone! I'm cured! You can't be mad at that"
"Who's mad?"
She walked over to Christian and kissed him!
Dimitri's face filled with horror and his jaw dropped to the floor!
Christian's expression was like What the F**k just happened?
He started running all over the place burning anything in his reach.
Lissa was rolling on the floor laughing... Christian glared at her like she would be the one he's going to burn next... she shut up and smirked at him.
"Why didn't you kiss me?" Adrian said putting on a puppy dog face
"I'll do it next time kay?" Rose replied
"Hic!"
"Oh boy!" Dimitri said
"Hic!"
"HIC!" came another sound… and this time it wasn't Dimitri…
It was Christian...
"Oh, you poor things" said Adrian with fake pity
"Oh great!" said Eddie
The gang walked over to the hiccuping duo.
"Just…hic! … Shut up… Hic! … And leave us… hic!... Alone!... Hic!" said Dimitri.