Day 0
This is my journal. No, I'm not going to call it a diary. It just seems… childish. I don't know why, but it does. Maybe because journalism is a job. Oh wait, no one fucking cares. Back to what matters in life. We have just entered Mars' orbit. This is Ares 10. Remember Ares 3? The whole thing with Mark Watney. They even made a movie about it! He is an absolute genius. I probably couldn't survive that long. Well, we're heading down tomorrow morning, even though it's not really a day. A day on mars is a "Sol," which is 24 hours and 59 minutes. Well, that's it, for now. This is Maker Tawny, signing out.