A/N: This is a fanfic that my friend wanted me to make, she created the concept of it and the pairing during lunch about a month or two ago, and I finally got around to typing it up and posting it.
The idea is based off of an inside joke between our group of friends about our one friend who "lives in a plastic bag," so here it is. xD
"Alright! Good job training today. Let's meet up here again on Tuesday, same time." Kakashi said, and then he walked away.
Naruto watched as Sakura looked at Sasuke, blushing and fiddling with her hair.
"H-hey, Sasuke-kun. D-do you want to go get something to eat with me? Or-or maybe we could, umm..." Sakura stuttered, shifting from foot to foot.
"Sorry Sakura. Naruto and I actually already planned to do something, so we have to go." Sasuke said.
"O-oh..." Naruto saw the annoyance in her eyes as she glared at him, but he didn't care.
"Yeah. Bye, Sakura." Naruto said, grinning.
"Whatever." She replied, and walked away with a flick of her long hair. Naruto stared after her, his grin gone.
"C'mon, Naruto. Forget about her," Sasuke said, turning around and walking in the opposite direction of where Sakura was going. Naruto turned after Sasuke, stole a glance back at Sakura, and ran to catch up to Sasuke.
"So, where are we going?" Naruto asked after a few minutes of them wandering. They were just strolling through the forest that surrounds Konoha, and he had no idea what they were doing there.
"Wherever Sakura won't find us," was Sasuke's answer. Naruto shrugged and continued walking next to Sasuke.
About twenty minutes later, Naruto stopped dead in his tracks. Sasuke walked a few paces forwards, and then turned around when he noticed Naruto had stopped.
"What is it?" he asked, stepping back over to Naruto.
Naruto stood there dead silent for another moment and then he turned to Sasuke and said "Look at that!"
Sasuke's eyes followed to where Naruto was pointing, and on the ground he saw a small white thing just chilling there. He narrowed his eyes and stared hard at it, trying to decipher what it was. Taking a step towards it, he frowned. Closing his eyes and sighing in annoyance Sasuke turned to Naruto and said, "It's a plastic bag. There's nothing special about it. You bring them home all the time- they're used to help us carry groceries, remember? Let's go." Sasuke started to walk again.
"Wait!" Naruto called after him. Sasuke stopped and turned to look at him. "Come over to it with me."
"What?"
"C'mon! I wanna check it out!"
"Why? What's so different about this plastic bag compared to all the other ones?"
"It's in the forest, and I wanna know why. So let's go."
"You're stupid." Sasuke said, and began walking towards the plastic bag. Naruto made a face at him and then caught up to him, a pace right behind him.
When they got to the bag, it was just laying there on the ground. Since there wasn't a store name on the side of the bag that was facing them, Naruto decided to flip it over. He reached down and tried to lift it up at the bottom. It wouldn't budge. "What the-" he said, and grabbed it with both hands, pulling at it with all his might. It wasn't moving a millimeter. "The hell is this?!" he exclaimed.
"What the hell is your issue? It's a stupid bag, how can you not move it?" Sasuke asked, pushing Naruto aside. He pulled at it with one hand, and when he found that it in fact would not move, he tugged at it with both of his hands and with all of his strength. Nothing. No movement. All resistance. What the hell? Why couldn't this flimsy little plastic bag get lifted up or shoved?
A breeze picked up and rustled the bag a little. Naruto, still sitting on the ground from when Sasuke had shoved him, opened his mouth in awe. When the wind blew, the bag opened, and Naruto saw inside it.
He almost shit his pants.
The inside of the bag was huge! It made no sense whatsoever, but it was utterly amazing to him. "Sasuke!"
"What?" Sasuke asked, turning to look at Naruto.
"Look! Look at this!"
"Look at what?"
"Just watch!"
Sighing, Sasuke stood behind Naruto and put his hands in his pockets. He watched as Naruto grabbed the top handle of the bag and lifted it up. And it kept going up. And up. And up.
"Whaa-?!" Sasuke exclaimed, stepping back as Naruto opened the bag up to just above his head.
"See?! I told you!"
"What're you talking about?! You didn't tell me anything!"
"But I was the one that saw this plastic bag and pointed it out to you!"
"I don't care!"
Naruto pouted at Sasuke, but looked back at the inside of the bag with awe. He took a step forward.
"What're you doing?" Sasuke asked, the concern clear in his voice.
"Going inside."
"Don't. It could be dangerous."
"Sasuke. We're ninjas. We kick ass. C'mon." And with that, Naruto walked inside the bag.
Sasuke, without a word, looked around cautiously before he entered the bag after Naruto.
Inside the bag, it seemed a lot more spacious than it looked from the outside in. From the outside looking in, you could see plastic bag walls, and a plastic bag floor, and plastic bag furniture. After stepping inside, you could see that the roof was plastic bags, and the small table, the two armchairs, and the couch in the first room were made of plastic bags. Living room, I assume? Sasuke wondered, walking to the middle of the room and looking around.
There wasn't anything more in the first room, so he walked through the plastic bag doorframe and into the next room. Smack-dab in the middle was a rectangular table larger than the one in the living room, and it had benches on both of it's longer sides, with a chair at both small ends. There was nothing else in this room. Dining room, then? he wondered to himself.
Then he looked to his right, at another doorframe. Walking through it, he found piles upon piles of food (and they weren't made of plastic bags, either). Some were canned, others were wrapped in clear plastic bags (bread and such). But the largest pile, the one that rose from the floor to the ceiling, was an overly stacked pile of Pop tarts. What the fuck? Who the hell needs this many Pop tarts?
"Sasuke! C'mere!" Sasuke heard Naruto call from the room to his right. This doorframe had a plastic bag door attached to it (however this worked, Sasuke had no idea) and it was partway open.
Sasuke pushed the door open completely and stepped into the room. This one had nothing more than a plastic bag bed with plastic bag pillows and sheets, a plastic bag drawer, and a plastic bag stand.
"Isn't this crazy, Sasuke?" Naruto exclaimed, clearly excited by this plastic bag convention that they'd stumbled upon and strolled into, uninvited.
"It's something. But I don't know if 'crazy' is the right word for it." Sasuke replied, looking around this room.
"It's a house." Naruto said.
"Well, no shit, I can see that." Sasuke sneered, walking up right behind Naruto. "The first room was clearly a living room," he said, just inches now from Naruto. Taking the last step and closing the distance between them, he said, "And the second room was a dining room." Putting a hand on Naruto's shoulder, making him jump slightly, Sasuke continued, "That room back there was a pantry." He trailed his hand up Naruto's trapezius and to his throat. "And this right here," he spoke, his mouth just centimeters from Naruto's ear, "is the bedroom." Naruto's breathing hitched, but he didn't move. Sasuke pointed with his hand at Naruto's throat and finished, "See? That right there is a bed."
He could see Naruto shaking ever-so-slightly, and this pleased him. He reached his arm around Naruto and squeezed it around Naruto's waist, his other arm across Naruto's chest. Pulling Naruto against himself, he blew into Naruto's ear and then released him entirely, taking two steps back.
Naruto turned around immediately, grabbing at his ear with a look of shock, his face flushed. He chest was heaving with each breath and he was visibly shaken. But he also had a look of want in his eyes, and Sasuke was not going to let that go. But, if he played his cards right, Naruto would be the one to not let Sasuke's expression go.
Sasuke had a seductive look on his face, and he knew it. He wanted Naruto, and Naruto clearly wanted him back. He knew that Naruto always had.
"Naruto, do you have a fever? Your face is red. Maybe you should lay down." Sasuke said, sauntering forwards. Then Sasuke took the last step between them, closing the distance and capturing Naruto's mouth with his own. When Sasuke removed his lips, Naruto fell backwards onto the bed, looking a little scared.
"W-what was that?" he asked nervously. Sasuke smirked.
"Well, I figured I might as well help you out, you know. I was always told that you need heat to break a fever."
Naruto stared up at Sasuke, feeling embarrassed.
"I didn't have a fever earlier..." he mumbled.
Sasuke, snickering, crawls onto the bed, straddling Naruto. "But you do seem to have one now, so let me help you with that..." Sasuke leans forwards and gently brushes Naruto's lips with his own, tempting him. Naruto opens his mouth slightly in a gasp and Sasuke takes Naruto's mouth with his own. Naruto moans into the kiss, his mouth opening wider and allowing Sasuke to deepen the kiss.
Sasuke reaches up to grasp Naruto's zipper when Naruto stops him. "Wait... Wait, Sasuke... We shouldn't do this here..."
"Why not?"
"Because this is someone else's bed..."
"So?" Sasuke growls. "It's a bed, and beds are very useful for these kinds of situations."
"I-I know, but... I just don't wanna do this on someone else's bed, that's all."
"Then can we do it on the table?"
"No! Whoever lives here has to eat there, that wouldn't be right either..."
Sasuke sighs dramatically. "What about the couch?"
Naruto looks to his side, blushing a deep red, and then looks back up into Sasuke's eyes. He nods and mumbles a barely audible, "Yeah, the couch is fine."
Sasuke, grinning devilishly, picks up Naruto and carries him over his shoulder from the pantry into the dining room, and then back into the living room. As soon as the couch was within reach, Sasuke plopped Naruto down onto it and then crawled onto Naruto, pinning him down. Giving Naruto a salacious look, Sasuke pulls the zipper on Naruto's shirt all the way down, exposing his chest. He looks down at Naruto's chest, licking his lips, and bends down to plant a kiss on Naruto's throat, his hands now roaming all over Naruto's bare chest.
Naruto moans as Sasuke's tongue travels from the base of his neck up to his jaw, and then to his lips and into his mouth. He kisses Sasuke back, and grips his arms when Sasuke's hand undoes his fly and reaches into his boxers. The feel of Sasuke's hand on Naruto's growing erection made him groan, and Sasuke grinned into their kisses in return, moving his hand up and down, fisting him.
Sasuke breaks their kiss to let his mouth journey across Naruto's torso, playing with his nipples every now and again. "S-Sasuke...!" Naruto moans.
"Touch mine, too," Sasuke says, and guides Naruto's hand to his own erection, still restrained by his pants.
"O-okay..." Naruto stammers, undoing Sasuke's pants to grip his hard penis. Naruto starts pumping Sasuke in time with Sasuke's own hand movements, and soon Naruto is about to reach his orgasm when Sasuke stops. Sasuke captures Naruto's mouth in a kiss again, and in that moment inserts a finger into Naruto's ass. Naruto's gasp is muffled by the kiss, and he quickly gets used to the feeling of this intrusion, but he gasps again at the shock of Sasuke inserting a second finger a few minutes later.
By the third finger, Naruto is addicted to the feeling of Sasuke's fingers circling and scissoring around, and his wanton expression shows Sasuke that he wants more - is ready for more.
Sasuke quickly removes his fingers and pulls Naruto's pants off all the way, leaving his jacket to be the only article of clothing left on his body. "You ready for this?" he asks, holding his erection just centimeters away from Naruto's opening. Naruto nods, not looking Sasuke in the eye, his face as red as it could possibly get. "Okay," Sasuke says, and then without any more warning he thrusts himself into Naruto. Naruto cries out loudly, tears springing into the corners of his eyes.
"Aah!" Naruto gasps as Sasuke buries himself to the hilt in him. Sasuke waits a few moments before he begins to move in and out of Naruto. He starts a slow, steady rhythm that quickly picks up to a rather fast pace. Naruto clings to Sasuke's back as hard as he can, panting as Sasuke rams continuously into his prostate, making the pain of this first penetration turn into an almost unbearable pleasure. "S-Sasuke! I c-can't...!"
"Can't what?" Sasuke breathes into his ear.
"Can't... hold on... much longer...!" Naruto manages to speak. "Ah! I'm going to... gunna cum!"
"Wait, will you?" Sasuke growls, nipping at Naruto's ear.
"B-but... It's too good!"
"Fine." Sasuke says, and grabs Naruto's erection and starts pumping at the same pace as his thrusting.
Naruto cries out loudly in ecstasy as he comes, squeezing tightly around Sasuke, who quickly follows after him shouting out Naruto's name as he fills him up to the brim.
Sasuke collapses onto his forearms so that he doesn't crush Naruto and he breathes into the crook of Naruto's throat, trying to regulate his breathing.
"Sasuke...?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you, um... Can you pull out?"
"Hm?"
"I mean, it's kinda awkward with you just chilling in me and, uhm, on me..."
"Huh? Oh, sorry," Sasuke says as he slides out of Naruto and sits up. He grabs his shirt off of the floor and puts it back on. Then he looks over at Naruto, who's still lying on the couch, completely spent. "You gonna be okay?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine... That was just... Wow..."
Sasuke smirks and shakes his head. "Yeah, you got that right."
Grinning, Sasuke leans over and plants a kiss on Naruto's lips. Naruto grins back at him sheepishly.
"C'mon, Naruto, we gotta get going. We've been gone for a while, so who knows who'll be looking for us, let alone where."
"Mmm, okay." Naruto groans, sitting up and picking up his clothes to re-dress himself. He steals a glance at Sasuke as he zips up his pants. Holy Hell. That was awesome! I can't believe how good that was! And to think that Sasuke actually might like me back like that...
"Ready?" Sasuke asks as he turns to Naruto, his hands in his pockets.
"Mhmm, yep."
"Alright, let's go."
Naruto follows Sasuke out of the opening of the plastic bag house and turns around to watch it close back down to the size of a normal plastic bag. Then they give a sidelong glance to each other, and begin their walk home.
Chapter 1 of 2, complete! xD
Oh, geez. I basically did the last part of this while being too tired to care about how it turned out, soooo, yeah. xD
Sorry if it's really bad, I don't want to revise/edit it a second time, so I'm just gonna post it like this.
Thanks fer reading! Lemme know how it turned out.