A/N: I have a block on Demon Child and To Be Accused, so I'm going to write this as a filler until I get rid of my block, hopefully it shouldn't be too long and wont be a long term project either as I'm hoping to update daily.
Anyone who's not keen on reading anything AU then avert your eyes and click 'back' I don't want any people to have a go at me for this.
My knowledge of Japan and ancient Japan is really vague so I've been on Google and seen what I can dig up there so if anything seems inaccurate then at least I've tried, and I'm sorry.
Some of my knowledge for this does come from, or I've based it(very loosly) around Naruto, so if you read it and it seems familiar them that's why.
(Hokage is pronounced; ho-kah gay, and again is somthing from Naruto - I don't know if Hokages exist really though, like I said it's hard and my knowledge is limited)
Disclaimers: The Mighty Boosh and all affiliated characters belong to Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, BB3 and baby cow productions.
Naruto is written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto, not me.
And so after that huge Authors note, we begin.
Chapter one
The hidden Valley of sound.
The Hidden Valley of Sound, waved goodbye to the sun as it disappeared behind the hills sending the peaceful oriental village into darkness. The birds settled in their nests, the pandas began their nights rest after a full day of eating bamboo and the folk from the village all over put their children to bed and prepared themselves for training, sleep or work. The wind howled, through the trees that stood around Hirosaki castle, the tall structure that towered the village below offering a sense of protection to the village; however inside the castle all hell was breaking loose. The walls of the castle shook, and the innocent people inhabiting it were trapped, priceless vases flew across the rooms, the frames holding pictures fell to the floor, cracking – The Hokage was furious.
Hokage Howard (Akashi) Moon had looked after the village since his father had died when he was sixteen, leaving him in complete power of the village but he was always destined to go power mad, he wanted more. He wanted to be able to crush troops from opposing valleys under his fingers making them into piles of dust, he wanted to be able to command anyone with a click of a finger, and he wanted it so much it eventually made him crazy. He continued to throw vase after vase at the guards who where approaching him, shouting abuse, screaming. But he was to be stopped, he had to. Soldiers ran all around the aggravated Hokage, all armed and protected with swords and shields and their own sense of spatial awareness and their martial art skills, they all lunged forwards, some brandishing their swords, some attempting to knock Hokage Howard down with their shields and others where attempting to fight the Hokage, like a real soldier should. The battle between the raging Hokage and the determined soldiers lasted all night, and by morning the last soldier standing had managed to knock the Hokage cold and encased him in a time sarcophagus, freezing him and his rage until he was destined to be re-awoken.
Again, apologies for shortness.
Should I abandon this idea? or keep goin'?