Disclaimer: Let's keep this shorter and simpler than most of my disclaimers: I DON'T OWN THEM!

Author's Note: So yet again, I have done a random writing prompt. This time it was Kenzie that gave it to me, and she chose to give me Sorluxia because that is my crack pairing of choice. This one was: Sorluxia and a tea party. It's shorter than I would have liked, but see, Kenzie and Reeby got the computers; I had to type it on my phone. (And I was the first one finished with the longest story, I do believe! :D )

Warnings: T'is yaoi(Boy on boy)! Homophobes stay out!


"Sora, you're late," came the screeching voice through the cell phone.

"I know, I know," Sora huffed, as he ran up the apartment stairs, "I'll be there in two seconds!" He ran into the apartment, throwing his keys onto the counter, a he ran to the bedroom he shared with his lover. He quickly shrugged off his work clothes, and changed into something more appropriate for the situation.

"Sora you promised you wouldn't be late! I can't go in there by myself! She'll kill me!" Sora's lover yelled over the static on the phone line.

"I know, I'm sorry! But my boss was being an ass and wouldn't let me escape early," Sora ran back through the house, grabbed his keys, and headed out for his car.

"Riku?" the other voice asked referring to Sora's boss, "He's just an ass 'cause he likes you. But you're all mine."

"Sure, whatever." Sora was still in denial about his boss' little crush. "Just go on in without me, I'm almost there."

"Fine, see you soon," There was a slight click as the other line went dead.

Five minutes later, Sora ran through another apartment building, and stopped in front of Larxene's door. Normally he would try to stay as far away from the sadistic blond as possible, but Larxene had wanted lessons in being girly, and Sora and his partner were the girliest men she knew, so she had asked them over for a tea party to teach her. In Sora's oh so humble opinion, it was going to take a lot longer than one cup of tea to teach this!

With a sigh he straightened his clothes, and knocked. Larxene greeted him for once with a smile instead of an insult.

"Hello Sora," she said, baring her fangs, "You're late. He's been here for nearly ten minutes! The tea's already cold!" She led him into the living room, where a very nervous Marluxia sat.

Sora took a seat next to the pinkette, giving him a light kiss on the cheek. "So, let's begin..."


Author's Note: So there you have it! I hope you liked it, and I would be very very happy if you reviewed. (I barely get any reviews in this pairing, mostly because, like, no one reads it... And I thrive on reviews, but I love this pairing too much to dump it for something that would get me reviews! . )

Also, I give character's cookies for reviews, so please review and tell me who get's a cookie! Thanks for reading! Have a great day!