God, why do I have to write these stupid things out? I no own anyone. They property of WWE and themselves. I write for fun, not profit.
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~Wrestling Preschool~

It was free period at the wrestling preschool. Randy Orton was occupying himself by watching the class pet (a snake), Wade Barrett was taking a nap; his large coat over him as a blanket and his thumb in his mouth, Jeff Hardy was eating his snack with his brother Matt, and Chris Jericho was doing arts and crafts with Sheamus and Rey Mysterio.

"See?" said little Chris, proudly showing off his finger painting of a guitar. "I really am the best in the world at what I do."

"It just looks like a giant purple and yellow blob," Rey said. "Not something you'd brag about."

Chris got mad. He looked around at what was on the craft table, then a plan hatched in his devious little mind. He took the glue bottle and blue glitter and dumped both all over the top of Rey's mask. "You look pretty," Chris mocked. Sheamus fell out of his chair laughing, clutching his plastic toy title belt tightly to his chest. Rey took Chris's purple paint and chased him around the classroom with it.

Justin Gabriel sat with the rest of the members of Nexus and talked about what they were going to do after school when something streaked past them. The four boys looked up and saw Jeff Hardy running around and jumping off anything he could climb up on.

"Matt, how many times have we told you not to give your brother Skittles?" little Heath Slater said.

If you're wondering where the teacher is during all this, he was called down for a brief administration meeting, then jumped by the tiny Brothers of Destruction, Kane and Undertaker. They shoved him into a janitor's closet where no one could find him, locked the door, and threw away the key.

Everyone in the classroom was interrupted by a loud BANG! They looked to see Chris had run right into a wall. Rey took this opportunity to dump the paint all over Chris.

"Now you look pretty too, amigo!" Rey got another mask out of his tiny backpack and went to the bathroom to change it. Chris shook off the dizziness and ran down to the bathroom as well to clean the paint off of him.

"Hey guys, check this out!" Jeff shouted to everyone. He did a flip off the table and landed right on Wade Barrett, effectively waking him up.

"What was that for?" he yelled in that epically awesome British accent. Jeff just laughed and took off running. Wade and his Nexus buddies cauht Jeff, but in his sugar high he immediately escaped.

"You'll never catch me you meanies!" Jeff shouted over his shoulder at Nexus. Not a smart thing to do, because he accidentally ran smack into John Cena, who was knocked back on his butt and started to cry.

"Ha-ha!" Sheamus laughed. "Hardy made the wuss cry!"

Wade broke away from Nexus and walked over to Sheamus, who was now looking at his reflection in the shiny plastic toy he always carried around.

"Nice belt," Wade said to him.

"Thanks fella," Sheamus replied. "It means I'm number one around here."

"I want it." Wade moved to take the toy belt away from him, but Sheamus clutched it closer to his chest like it would disappear forever if he let go.

"No way, you plastic paddy! This is MINE!" The rest of Nexus gathered around Wade.

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." All of a sudden, everyone heard the tell-tale sound of glass shattering. Jeff had run into the snake tank, which fell off the book shelf and broke.

"SNAKE!" John yelled he then climbed on top of a desk so it wouldn't touch him.

"Don't worry, I'll get Floofey!" Randy shouted as he started searching for his cold-blooded friend. Suddenly, the wail of a fire alarm was sounded and the lights started flashing.

"Kane, what did you light on fire this time?" Chris asked.

"Nothing," Kane replied, trying to keep a straight face. Everyone filed outside; even Randy, who was carrying Floofey the Snake coiled around his arm.

Hours later after the kids went back home, the teacher was still locked in the janitors closet.

"Hello? Anyone there? I'm cold. And hungry. I have to go to the bathroom...Never mind."

~END~