The Dating game
"Welcome all , I am Chuck Rogers and I am your host to The Dating Game. (applause). Today we have a special treat for you, today Wonder Woman will finally choose which of this trio that she wants to be with.. Now she already knows who they are so this game will be a tad different. Our men are none other that Superman, batman and Aquaman.(cheers). Now lets bring out Wonder Woman. (Diana enters). (wolf whistles and applause).
"Hi Chuck, its nice to see you ."
"Wonder Woman we welcome you to the show, would you please tell us a little about you ."
"first of all Chuck, please call me Diana. Well my name is Diana and I am the princess of Themyscira. My mission is to bring love ,peace and hope to everyone of this mans world."
"Well Diana its time to play the game, are you ready?"
"Chuck I already know who I choose .."
"Diana you know you must ask questions to these fine gentlemen and then choose."
"sigh, fine I will go by your rules."
Diana sits in her chair.
"question number 1 - where would you take me on our first date?"
S - "I would fly you to the moon."
B - "I would take you dancing in Paris."
A - "I would show you the oceans."
"second question is how would you describe the person to your right?"
S - (looks at Batman) He is dark and mysterious, always wants to do things his way, he is very intelligent, and he knows how to protect his city."
B - (glares at Aquaman) - He thinks he is King, he is good with sea creatures and he can swim good.)
A - (looks at superman) - He is a big boy scout, He is strong and he likes to rescue women in distress.)
"third question is why should I pick you?"
S - " I can protect you, I can fly with you to anywhere you want to go. I will fight monsters for you." He goes on and on till the host stops him.
B - ( you shouldn't choose me, if I let you in my life then you will get hurt. I will not give in n to your every whim instead I will challenge you. I would probably hurt you by pushing you away princess)
A - (whispers to Batman "what kind of stupid answer is that?")
B- (glares)
A - ( I will make you a queen of the waters. We can visit your mother as often as you wanted.)
The host interrupted " We will be right back right after this commercial."
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"We are back, well Wonder Woman have you made your decision?"
"I already told you Chuck that I have."
"Well lets call them over one by one and you can tell them why you chose him or why you didn't."
Superman comes over
"Kal, you know I love you but only as a best friend, so I didn't choose you. Our friendship means a lot to me and I don't want to ruin that besides I know of a certain reporter who has fallen for you and I for one will not be in the way." He hugs her and smiles anyway.
Aquaman pushes Batman out of the way. " I am tired of waiting on this, Diana tell them all that you choose me."
"Arthur, you are a dear friend to me, I know that you can offer me a lot but you are not the one I choose either." Before she says anything else he pushes her aside and stomps off.
Batman smiles a small smile and steps over to Diana.
"Batman, I know you are saying things to push me away from you, but I know you and everything about you. No matter what happens you can not push me away. I fell for you and I want to tell the whole world that I love you. You are the man I choose, You are the one I want to be with. You don't have to protect me, you don't have to do anything but love me back."
"What about it Batman do you accept Diana's love for you, do you want to be with her?" chuck asked.
"Diana you know I have reasons on why we shouldn't be together,"
"sigh, Yes I know Batman"
"But…." Doing Something totally out of character for him, He grabs her , wraps his arms around her dips her and then gives her a very passionate kiss. ( The audience stands up and cheers.)
"I take that as a yes he will. So Batman and Wonder Woman we are going to send you to Paris for that date and hopefully your love will soar like an eagle."
"well folks you seen it here first, and that is the end of the show, stay tuned next week when we ask Hawk girl who she chooses , The green lantern, The flash or Hawkman."
The audience goes wild again.
Batman picks up Wonder Woman and carries her of the set. The End.