Sorry, it's sad, but I can make it funny too! The perfect idea went through my head just now. If I've ever reviewed your JakxTorn fic with a comment about rigor mortis, you know what I mean. The rest of you, no spoilers. : P
It was just another day for young lovers Jak and Torn. As usual, they began the day with a kiss. However, since Jak had only just returned from a month away, both wanted more than usual. As the kiss deepened, and both bodies began to beg for oxygen, the two ignored their needs, pushing further into each other. The exact moment they went to far was lost, as suddenly, despite the urging of their owners, the boy's bodies gave up. The two fell to the floor, locked forever in a permanent embrace. All the work to keep the relationship a secret was hastily discarded, as the dead couldn't care less. All that mattered was that the two were together. Rigor mortis set in, and the bodies became immovable, just as Kiera, Jak's wanna-be girlfriend, entered the room. She saw the bodies, wrapped in an eternal kiss, passion written all over them in the way they lay. The look on her face was priceless.
Yes, it's very short. And for once, angsty! But, I hope that last injection of humor kept me the same. Did it make you smile? If not, try to picture it. Especially because it's Kiera. If that still doesn't work, I'll tell you one last thing…
Jak and Torn laughed from where they hid in the closet. The two dummies were very life-like…and now Kiera would finally stopped chasing Jak. Together, they wrapped their arms around each other, and Torn whispered gruffly into Jak's ear.
"You going to tell her it's an April Fool?"
- Gotcha! Thanks to jak4snape, and everyone else who got me the idea of rigor mortis. But especially jak4snape, because when I was reading your fic I actually got the idea to write it. So in a way, I owe it to ya.