(Disclaimer- I do not own Harry potter, or his buddies, why do I even need to do this? I mean who would believe me if a said I did?)

Jess: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, (looks beside her) and Chris. Welcome to a show that will not only interview Harry potter and his friends.

Chris: oh no, not only interview them but..

Jess: we will. (Drumroll).force them into embarrassing situations and/or dare them to do very viewer-appealing actions (use your imagination!) Yea!

(Crickets chirp)

Chris: gotta love those crickets!

Jess: ok, sure. Today on the show, we have Harry and Ron! But sadly since this is the first show, we will only do dares and truths. If you want this to be interesting, you have to send in some comments (hint hint)!!!

Chris: come on! Truth or dare is boring!!

Jess: Shut it! I'M the one typing, your in this out of my own kindness.

Chris: (mumbles incoherently)

*Harry and Ron walk in*

Jess: ok, I never announced u, but ok, Harry Potter and Ron Weasly!!!

(Nelly's Hot in Herrrre plays)

Chris: (starts to dance)

Jess: NO! Soundman that was for Legolas!! Not them!*points at Harry and Ron*

Soundman: in your opinion! *winks at Harry* Hey sexy!

Chris: Dude! You're gay and blind! *winks at Ron* How u doin'?

Jess: oh dear god save me.

*Ron and harry hide behind Jess*

Jess: Ok, first question. Harry, about your feelings for Cho. Is it love or loss?

Soundman: *whispers to harry* say no and hop in my car lets get outta here *winks* Harry: whimpers and hides behind Ron

Jess: Harry, what is your answer?

Harry: to you or the sound guy?

Jess: Me

Harry: yes, I love her, I wanna hold her, squeeze her-

Jess: Okay! More than we needed! *Harry's still going* Harry, stop this is only rated PG.

*Chris sneaks up behind Ron and grabs his arm*

Ron: God! Get off of meeeee- *runs offstage*

*harry follows with soundman chasing him*

Chris: *sighs* there goes my one and only love..

Jess: you'll get over it, besides Draco and Hermione are on next show!

Chris: *giggles* Draco Malfoy *sighs, daydreaming*

Jess: Okay, since I'm obviously by my self now, if you have questions or 'things' for Draco and Hermione. All u have to do is press that button that says "submit review" and I'll get to it next show! Ta Ta for now! Bye!

Chris: I wanna hold him, squeeze him-

(Random music cuts him off)