The Wrongest Shit I've Ever Come Up With.

Disclaimer: Dragon Ball Z is not mine and for good reason because what I'm about to write is an abomination and reason enough for getting me shot. I'd really appreciate it if I wasn't, however.

Chapter 1

Freiza sent his telepathic powers at Krillin lifting him from the ground. Krillin struggled as he rose without his own permission shouting Goku's name for help. But Goku, being weakened from the fight he had just though he won, hadn't the energy to go to his aid. He begged Freiza not to go through with the attack, but Freiza wouldn't listen. He flexed his hand and Krillin's body exploded into microscopic pieces. His blood disappearing as if it where red mist and blown away in the wind.

Goku was so distraught and angry his power level sky rocketed. But he could only control it long enough to tell his only son Gohan to take Piccolo and get off the planet. With hesitation and heavy persuasion from his father Gohan obeyed. Just as Gohan was leaving, Freiza took his aim on the retreating boy and his friend. Goku, however, did not appreciate this and blocked Freiza's view with his body. Freiza was surprised at Goku's new speed but thinking he was still superior tried to move around him, to no avail. Goku grabbed his hand and tightened his around it. The mere power in Goku's grip had Freiza on his knees. Gohan and Piccolo were soon out of sight.

Freiza had never experienced such power, such an amazing transformation. It almost overwhelmed him, in this form, it was impossible! This somehow made him very excited. He couldn't help the strange smile that appeared on his face, a smile of lust. Goku noticed the smile and was caught off guard. Freiza took this chance to raise his power level just enough to over power the man and caught him within the confines of his tail. Freiza grinned lustfully with mirth as he felt himself in control of this amazingly strong man.

Goku was shocked he'd never found himself in this position before. He felt an unusual feeling as his face seemed to become hot. He didn't understand what was going on as he struggled under this new found power that Freiza somehow was using to stay in control of the situation. He wanted so badly to get away. He knew nothing good would come of this. But Freiza held stet-fast, and just as Goku though he could get the upper-hand he did something Goku could never have anticipated. Freiza ripped off Goku's pants and before he had a chance to react, Freiza plunged the proof of his gender deep into Goku's hind quarters. Freiza's body, lost in his own sin, thrust in and out of Goku until his seed exploded deep with in Goku's body.

As soon as Goku realized what had just happened the power he had felt before at Krillin's death increased in level once again. He easily broke away from Freiza, whom was still lost in uncontrollable lust, and plunged his fist into Freiza's face. In his blind rage, Goku completely annihilated Freiza and took out half the planet. When he calmed enough to see the damage he created he felt terrible. He had never meant to destroy the planet, or anything for that matter. He felt shame he had never experienced before and upon hearing King Kai tell Kami his wish to the eternal dragon and then the wish to Purunga, Goku asked King Kai not to send him home with the others. King Kai wasn't sure why but he accepted Goku's wish after Goku's heart wrenching plea. King Kai knew something was very wrong, but couldn't help but give Goku what he asked for after such a display of what seemed like despair to him. Goku found one of the sayian ships and just as the planet was exploding he and the ship escaped.

When Goku woke again, he was in an unfamiliar place. He looked around. The room he was in wasn't so different than ones on earth. But it was separated with a large carpet that hung from the ceiling. There where books in a bookshelf along one of the walls and window that had closed purple shutters. The walls where a light blue and the floor was a dark navy blue, it looked hard but when he looked at the stool that was stationed right next to his bed it sagged under its weight. The bed itself was a part of the wall that protruded out, with a mattress, pillows, and blankets piled on top of it. It was comfortable but Goku needed to find out how he got there and why he was wearing these new, yet strange, clothes.

When his feet hit the floor he was almost scared he'd fall through. It gave way greatly to his weight and felt as if it barely held him in place. The stool, however, stayed exactly where it was. The only part of the floor that was affected was the floor under his feet. This was very strange. He made his way toward the carpet that separated this room from whatever was on the other side. This was easier said than done. Each step he took sent his foot deep into the floor. He had to lift his feet unusually high each time he wanted to take a step. This made him look kind of funny.

He barely made it to the middle of the room before he heard someone say, "I'm going to go check on our guest." He wasn't sure why but he suddenly felt he'd be in trouble if whoever was coming to check on him, didn't find him in the bed. So, he attempted a swift retreat back, but that proved to be a little more difficult than his previous pace and he ended up face down in the floor.

The creature that appeared in the room was definitely not from earth, Goku observed. He'd never seen anything like it. Its bottom half was the hind end of a goat, its top half was bird like but had human features, like arms and hands. Its head was sort of fox like with long hair coming from it like a horse's mane and the thing was both white and blue.

The creature approached Goku and helped him up saying, "Oh goodness. You're species must have never come here before." It must have seen the bewildered and confused expressions that Goku made no attempt of hiding. "This planet is fond of tourists." The creature explained. "It's usually difficult for new comers to walk about here without the proper equipment." The creature helped Goku get to the bed. Now given the creature's size compared to Goku it was surprising it seemed so easy for the thing to move him about as it did. But as soon as Goku was back on the bed the creature sagged against the stool. "You are heavier than you look, Stranger."

"Where am I?" Goku asked finally. "What are you?"

The creature laughed, "You are on planet Armantima. I'm an Armantian. You don't have to worry about anything here. Nothing bad really ever happens here. Now how far a long are you?" Goku looked at the Armantian confused. "Ah not even a week yet. I guess I get to give you the good news!" The Armantian looked delighted as it said, "You are pregnant, Stranger!"

Goku's eyes widened for a second and then laughed thinking the Armantian was joking though he didn't really get the joke. "I'm a man. I can't get pregnant." He explained.

The Armantian didn't understand why her guest was laughing. "It's not so strange for men to become pregnant around here. Some creatures develop their own placenta so their birth is possible nearly anywhere. Kind of like an egg, it just needs to stay warm."

Goku's eyes widened even more than before. "I'm … going to be a mother?"

"In so many words, yes." The Armantian confirmed. Goku couldn't form coherent thoughts. His thoughts went from Chichi to the … child … growing in him, to Freiza to the thought that the … kid… would grow up without a … second "parent". Goku's thoughts spun and spun until the Armantian said, "Are you alright, Stranger?"

Goku looked at her and shook his head before putting his head in his hands and said, "I just need to be a lone for a minute…"

The Armantian got up from the stool and said, "No problem. I'll just be in the other room. If you need me just call for me, my name is Zetheech." Goku nodded and then was consumed by his boisterous thoughts. Zetheech looked at the pained expression on her guest's face and worried. But she left as she said she would and stayed near by.