Disclaimer: I do not support ANY of these bizarre pairings. They are all horrible. Oh..and i don't own fma or inu-yasha...

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Roy Mustang was the colonel of the military. This meant that he had a lot of paperwork to do. Roy Mustang looked at the paperwork.

" You stink" He said. The paperwork did not respond. Roy sighed. He was bored. He picked up the phone and dialed a familiar number.

" Hello?" said Edward Elrics voice.

" Report to my office immedietly and bring Al and Winry with you." Roy said. Roy hung up. So did Ed. Roy then picked up the phone again and dialed a different number.

" Hello?" Said Kain fuery's voice.

" Hello, this is Roy. I need you to report to my office immedietly and bring everyone you know with you. " He said and hung up. Roy then picked the phone up again and dialed a number.

" Hello?" Said Maes Hughes voice.

" Hi, This is Roy I need you to-"

" Oh! Hi Roy! Guess what?.! You'll never believe this but, Elysia's cuteness just went up by ten percent! Isn't it wonderful? I know what you're thinking, 'she's already so cute! How could she get any cuter?.! I thought she had already reached the extreme cuteness limit!' Well, that's what I thought to! Hmm.. How should I say this? Elysia is like the supreme goddess of cuteness and wonderfullness! Why, just yesterday she-"

" MAES! SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT ELYSIA!" Roy yelled into the phone.

On the other end, Maes frowned.

" So, what is it?" He asked.

" I need you to report to my office immedietly. In fact, call everyone you know and tell them to come here!" Roy said, and hung up.

In about ten minutes, everybody in centrel HQ was in Roy Mustangs office.

Roy smiled. He stood up on his desk.

" Attention everyone! You're probably wondering why I called you all here. Well, I got very bored today and I decided to invite you all to a party!" Roy exclaimed while pressing his instant party button.

Everyone looked around. Paused for about ten seconds, and then they all began to shake it!

The party continued without much detail as to what happened. In fact, the only thing that we are certain that happened at the party, was a sacfirice of a goat to the party gods.

Eventually, the party ended. And everyone left. Except for the evil homunculus, pride..er..I mean..KING BRADLEY.

" Fuhrer, um..please leave." Roy said. Pride smiled.

" No. I won't leave until you truly want me to stay." Pride said stubbornly.

Roy paused and thought about this. A HORRIFYING thought hit him.

" Fuhrer...I think..we are in..a bad pairing fanfiction." Roy said calmly. Prides eyes bugged out and he jumped out the window.

Roy sighed with relief. He had a lot of experience with bad pairings...but..him and the fuhrer? It gave him shivers just thinking about it!

Roy shook the thought out of his head. He began to do his paperwork. However, Roy soon began to doodle all over his paper.

Roy looked at the doodle. He looked all over his page of paperwork. There was something strange about the paper.

" I've been drawing the Fuhrer." Roy gasped. He ripped up the paper. This fanfiction was terrible!

Pride ran into Roys office.

" Colonel, everyone in Centrel has been infected with the bad pairings disease!" He said frantically.

" Fuhrer! Don't you remember?.! WE have been infected with the bad pairings disease! We can't be in the same room!" Roy yelled.

Pride screamed and ran out of the room. Unfourtunetly, he was deflected by an invisible sheild! Pride and Roy began to scream! This was pure hell!

At that moment, Ed walked in the room. He looked very angry.

" Yo, Colonel Bastard! I think We're trapped in a bad pairings fanfic! I can't stop carving your name into trees and kissing them!" He complained. Roy looked at pride. Pride looked at ed. Ed looked at Roy.

" THREESOME!" they cried. Ed Roy and Pride began to panic. If they didn't escape soon, worst would come to worst and...well...Roy shook his head, he didn't want to think about that.

Roy then had a very disturbing image come into his head.

" AHHHHH! GET OUTTA MY BRAAAIIINNN!" He yelled as he began to his head on his desk .

Havoc walked in. He also looked angry.

" Have you been targeted too?" Ed asked panicing.

" Yes we have!" Breda said as he walked in. Roys eyes bugged out. About 20 more people walked into Roys office all complaining about bad pairings. Roy looked at Riza.

" Riza, who are you with?" He asked.

Riza pointed to Winry.

Roy gasped. This was terrible!