Here's a cool fanfic I made after watching those Seventh Generation ads with Matilda's voice actress, Maya Rudolph.
Matilda: I'm Matilda, anger management teacher. I do my own laundry sometimes.
I never thought about what was actually in household cleaners until now.
Well, look at this.
I call this one, Laserbeam Blue.
Spraytan Orange? Mutant Green?
How does a blue goo get whites whiter? Get ready for a truth seed.
This blue goo leaves a residue to make clothes appear brighter.
"Quit playing with my eyes, goo!"
Ugh! And what's up with these fragrances?
Fiji Funk? Cabo Clean? Siberian Sunbeam? Bird's Laundry Basket?
Pork?
What do strange smells and crazy colors have to do with clean? Nothing.
That's why Seventh Generation's been 25 years innovating natural products that really clean.
(Matilda pours some of it.) Mmmmmmm...Clear as an angel's giggle! (laughs) Here's the morning dew! Ooh!
Oh! Look at me! (holds up a shirt with a picture of herself on it.) Fresh!
Seventh Generation. Real fragrances, really clean.
(Matilda starts kissing the product.)
(Whispering) #COMECLEAN
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