I do not own the show "ED, EDD, AND EDDY." If I did I would probably have more friends.

CHAPTER ONE: NEW NEIGHBORS AND OLD SCARS

Double D straitened his hat. Why did Eddy always drag him into his schemes? The only good things about today, so far at least, was that his hair was more manageable than normal, summer vacation starts in two days, his aunt wasn't in town yet, Peach Creek estates was finally constructed and full of new neighbors to greet. Three of the new kids had even seemed to take a romantic interest in the Kanker sisters. But the new neighbors also present the problem of new people to hide his secret from. How was he to explain how he had scars on his neck and not reveal where they came from? The Cul-De-Sac kids, bless their hearts, weren't the smartest kids around, so lying to them wasn't all that hard. He would need to make up a convincing lie about the scars. He knew lying was wrong but what would you do to keep your loved ones out of danger? He thought about that question the first time it had happened. Now he knew the answer. He'd do just about anything. No. He would do anything to keep everyone safe from her.
LATER THAT DAY

It was after the last bell Double D {wearing his white long-sleeved polo shirt, black jeans, blue high-tops, with his famous black sock-hat} was leaving the school library with all the books he needed to survive the summer and to go meet Eddy by the creek when he ran into her. Lilith Lolita Zanders. Inline skater, intellectual equal, popular girl, and one of his new neighbors. Wearing her normal punk attire of red shirt with a fuchsia broken heart, black and red striped sleeves, black PVC skirt, black and white striped socks and pink combat boots that had skates built into them. Did he mention she was beautiful? She was the girl of his dreams. Nazz was once the object of his affections, but in the two years since they were twelve he'd grown out his crush on her. Nazz would be considered the typical American beauty {minus the brain deadness}, yes, but he was more interested in the unique beauty that Lilith alone possessed. With her clear ocean blue with a hint of green eyes, raven black hair, Rosie cheeks and an aura of goodness that seems to radiate from her every pore, who wouldn't want to be around her constantly? He certainly did, but he wouldn't admit it to her. She was even part of a trio herself.

"Eddward? Are you okay?" Lilith asked. 'Oh man' she thought. Of all the guys to meet here, the one guy at school she loved to be near! She knew it was weird that someone of her social status has a crush on a geek. But she didn't think he was a geek. She found him sweet and sentimental. He was witty, sarcastic and funny with the way he described people. She found him perfect for her, but she couldn't and wouldn't drag him into the dangerous minefield that was her life.

AFTER SCHOOL

Double D had just finished tinkering with the boat for Eddy's creek cruise {which he remembered doing this scam before} when she showed up again. "Lilith? What are you doing here?" he asked. "Well you said that you'd show me around after school. So here I am. Remember?"

Flashback ………..BACK AT THE LIBRARY

"Yeah, I'm fine, Lilith! Thanks for asking." 'But if you don't stop smiling I'm going to end up kissing that look off your face. What am I thinking? Eddy is rubbing off on me.' Double D said and thought at the same time. "Well I thought since you were from around here you could show me around after school?" Lilith asked so sweetly that Double D stopped thinking for a minute {which she knew would happen}. And in that minute he had agreed to show her around.

…………End flashback

"In truth, I had totally forgotten. Sorry." Double D answered. "HEY ROMEO! YOU DONE YET?" "And that's your first lesson about the Cul-De-Sac, Eddy always yells. Excuse me a moment. YES EDDY, I'M DONE! Now your second lesson" they were up and moving toward Eddy {in his normal attire of gelled blue hair, black jacket, yellow tee shirt, blue jeans with his signature white wallet chain hanging out of his pocket, red tennis shoes.} now. "Is that Ed is not the brightest bulb in the box, but don't count him out yet because his strength can come in handy." Double D continued talking; while unbeknown to him there had been a malfunction with the sign. "DOUBLE D! DUCK!" Eddy yelled franticly trying to get the attention of his friend in time. Double D hears his friend but as luck would have it the pipe that went flying only hit his hat. AND RIPPED IT OFF!!!! "Oh, dear." "………" "Oh $#%." "Oh no." Those were the reactions of everyone involved. Double D fainted, Lilith just stared at him, and Eddy started cursing the air blue. Only Ed {wearing his signature green army jacket, blue logo shirt, indigo jeans, black sneakers} with his calm demeanor actually did something to help his friend. He went, picked up his friend and carried him to his house.

And the plot thickens before the second chapter is even up. Oh, hi! I'm Blue Nova13! Please be kind when you comment because this is my first fanfiction!

BUT ABSOLUTLY NO FLAMEING. {Behind nova giant roars are heard.} I mean IT!