Hello there! *waves* I'm IShallThinkOfTheUsernameLater and this is my collection of Solangelo Mortal AU oneshots based off prompts I can find on Tumblr. (Or you could give me a prompt of your choice)

I'll probably update once (or twice) a week but this chapter is purely an AN because it is 3 am and my brain feels like a marshmallow.

Oh, and PJO/HoO obviously don't belong to me, disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer, it belongs to Rick Riordan. I don't know if this story would be major BoO spoilers but if you have no idea what Solangelo is you should probablyread The Blood of Olympus first.