THUNDERCLAN DANCE PARTY
"Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey join together for a clan meeting."Firestar's call rang out through all the dens waking everyone up. "As you all know tomorrow is once a year Thunderclan Dance Party!" Everyone around was very exited and then out of nowhere Berrypaw jumped out of a tree and started break dancing. While Berrypaw was spinning he crashed into the warriors den and it collapsed. When Berrypaw got up he looked around and ran away screaming because he didn't want to get beat up by Ashfur and Brambleclaw. "O-kay then, so we all know what to do?" There was a pause. Firestar sighed with annoyance,"Apprentices, exept for Berrypaw, go to the store and buy the decorations and food. Warriors, put up the decorations. Elders, sleep and go on and on about the old days. And I'll supervise." Firestar announced. "By supervised do you you'll watch TV and eat junkfood while we do all the work?" Ashfur asked. "Pretty much." " O-kay works for me, let the decorating begin!"
The apprentices went to the store. "I can't find the streamers." Mousepaw said. "Did you check the she-cats room?" Hazelpaw asked snickering. "No not yet." Mousepaw walked into the she-cats room. There was a loud scream and Mousepaw ran out crying. Then Cinderpaw said, " I found everything, it's back in the party section." All of the apprentices went to the party section and got all that they needed. " Lets go!" Loinpaw said Everyone rushed out of the store and back to the camp.
When the apprentices got back to camp it was time for the warriors to do their job. Ashfur got the dip and heated it up. But when Ahsfur took it out of the oven he slipped and half of the dip fell on his head. So Ashfur ran into Leafpools den with burning hot dip on his head. Brambleclaw was putting the streamers up. He fell off the ladder and got tangled in the streamers on the way down. So now Brambleclaw is rolling around on the floor tangled in streamers.
After a while everything was set up exept for the streamers because Brambleclaw was still tangled up in them. Since no one could get the streamers off of him they decided to hang him on the ceiling as a decoration.
Now it was time for the elders to do their job. All of the elders were asleep exept for Longtail and Mousefur. Longtail was talking to himself and Mousefur was sayiny," I remember wnen I was an apprentace and blah, blah, blah,blah." ( The reason that I didn't tell you what she was saying is because you'd get bored and probably quit reading.)
Firestar was in his den watching Power Rangers and eating potato chips. Then Birchfall climbs up to the ledge outside af Firestars den. "Firestar." " Hold on a second, Blue Ranger is about to fall off a bridge. Yes! Now tell me what you want, but stay where you are." Firestar told him. " O-kay then, I dont think it's fair that..." "Whoops don't care." Fireltar said. then he pressed a secret button that made the ledge break off and send Birchfall tumbling to the ground. "Now, back to buisness." Firestar said. "Sweet! Red Ranger got punched in the face!"
