Zim sat at his desk waiting for skool to end. The clock read 2:30.
Just another thirty minutes and I'll be out of this pitiful human stink hole! Zim thought to himself.
Mrs. Bitters was going on and on about moose and how deadly they can actually be and a bunch of other nonsense Zim didn't care about. Zim glanced over at the Dib-human. He seemed to be doodling or taking notes in his notebook. Zim couldn't help wondering if maybe the little worm larva was taking notes on his behavior.
"Zim! Stop staring at Dib and pay attention! I don't want to have to repeat myself!" Mrs. Bitters barked. Several people giggled and smirked at Zim being called down by the teacher.
"Yes Mrs. Bitters!" Zim said. Zim took one last look at Dib and turned to face the teacher. Thirty minutes later the dismissal bell finally rung. All the kids jumped up and bolted out the door before the teacher could even finish her sentence. Zim walked out the door with the rest of the kids.
When he got outside the skool he started to walk towards his home. Most kids took the bus but Zim preferred walking because it was quieter and he could think better. Plus he could get away from all the other pitiful human stink children.
When Zim arrived at his house, the first thing he noticed was Gir. Gir was in the kitchen making waffles and cupcakes.
"Hi Master! Want some waffles?" Gir asked cheerfully.
"No Gir! Come to the lab with me so we can spy on the Dib-human!" Zim commanded.
"Okie Dokie!" Gir said, following Zim. Zim walked to the toilet located in his kitchen. It was one of the many entrances to his superior base. When Zim arrived, he walked over and sat at his computer.
"Computer! Pull up the spy camera I snuck into the Dib-stinks bedroom!" Zim commanded.
"Camera 1. Dib's bedroom," the computer said, pulling up the spy camera.
"Let's see if the little worm is in his room or not," Zim said, smiling deviously. Sure enough, sitting at his computer was Dib, trying to contact The Swollen Eyeball and show them his latest discoveries. Gir walked over and looked at the screen.
"Ooooo! Wassat?" he squealed.
"Shhh! Quite Gir! Can't you see I'm spying on the Dib human?" Zim snapped at the little robot.
"Imma watch him with you!" Gir said happily, sitting on the ground next to Zim. Zim rolled his eyes and turned his attention towards the camera. He watched intently as Dib continued typing on his computer. Suddenly Agent Dark Booty came up on Dib's computer screen.
"What is it now Agent Mothman, and this better be important. I was right in the middle of an important discussion with the other Swollen Eyeball Agents," he said.
"Don't worry! This is important!" Dib assured. "I need you to take a look at these pictures of an alien! A REAL alien!" Dib shouted. Agent Dark Booty sighed in annoyance.
"Is this about that weird green child with the skin condition?" he asked.
"Yes! Wait no! He's not a child! He's an alien! And I have proof!" Dib shouted, holding up some pictures he had taken of Zim.
"Why do I have the feeling we've gone through this before?" Agent Dark Booty said sarcastically.
"Just look! Trust me! This won't disappoint you!" Dib said, holding the pictures up to the screen. "See! Look at him experimenting on LIVE human test subjects! Normal humans don't dissect their own kind!" Dib accused. "And look at that! He's burning just cause I poured a cup of water on his head! Don't you see the smoke coming from his skin? See? That's not normal!" Dib continued. Agent Dark Booty thought for a minute.
"Hmmm. That is rather odd," he stated. "But I'm still not quite convinced," he said. Zim was paying close attention to every word of this conversation.
"What! What do you mean you're not convinced?" Dib shouted. "How much more proof do you need?" he continued. Agent Dark Booty sighed.
"Agent Mothman! You need more than pictures of odd behavior to prove this green child is an alien. Sure this behavior isn't exactly normal but he still looks like a perfectly normal human being," Agent Dark Booty said.
"I'm sorry but this doesn't say this child is ANYTHING paranormal at all. He's just a perfectly normal human." Agent Dark Booty continued.
"But….," Dib protested.
"All this proves is that you are even crazier then we thought! Now, if you will excuse me, I would like to go back to a much more important matter," Agent Dark Booty said, and with that Agent dark Booty was gone and the screen was, once again, off and dark.