Author's Note:
Sorry it took me so long to write a new story but here it is everyone, a new Smosh games story. This story is Rated T for medium level of violence, coarse language and adult themes. This story also kind of continues on from my one shot called "The Blackout" so if you haven't read that yet I suggest you do because I reference it in this fic a little bit (or don't, I'm not your boss).
Chapter 1: The Offices
Today began as a slow day in Smosh Games, the crew sat around doing their things as they already finished filming for the day. Mari fantasised about crashing into a strip club, naked, on a wrecking ball and throwing singles onto all of the strippers in sight…yeah she liked to get wild during her fantasies. Joven was sleeping with his mouth ajar, Lasercorn and Sohinki folded up small bits of paper and tried aiming for Joven's mouth.
"Betcha five dollars I can get it in his mouth." Lasercorn said, lining up his shot. "Dude there's no way, ten seconds and he'll shift to his side." Sohinki said, watching Joven's movements. Just as Sohinki predicted, Joven moved and his mouth was no longer visible. "Shitsnacks! You were right Sohinki." Lasercorn said in defeat. Joven shifted again, bringing hope back into the wild card of the group. "Or you're so fucking wrong that you can suck…" Lasercorn began, throwing his bit of paper into the air. It seemed to move in slow motion, the two bored men watching as the paper spun around the circumference of their friend's open mouth.
They watched in anticipation as the paper finally went in, Lasercorn immediately jumped out of his chair cheering. "…my big, juicy dick! YES! SUCK IT!" He cheered. The noise caused Joven to spring back to life and spit out his piece of paper, he nearly choked as he got up and tried to spit the paper out. "Goddamn it, who did this?" Joven asked, enraged at the heinous act. "It was Sohinki." Lasercorn said quickly. "Gee thanks David!" Sohinki said rather spitefully.
Wes and Flitz could hear them from across the hall, Wes and Flitz were working rather hard, even for a slow day they were working hard. "What do you think is going on in there?" Flitz asked. "Something stupid, it's our friends after all." Wes said. As soon as Wes said the words they both ran over to the office and saw Joven finally spit out the piece of paper onto the ground. "Aw, Joven! This is why we give you a bucket!" Wes said. The enjoyment was cut short by frantic knocking at the front door, the crew ran immediately over to the door where they saw two familiar faces in distress. "Let us in!" Anthony yelled. The crew complied and let them in, Ian and Anthony closed the door tightly behind them. "What's up with you guys, you look like you've seen a ghost." Flitz said, curious about the pair.
Ian tried to say something but he couldn't catch his breath. "Zo-zo-zombies." Ian stifled out. "Zombies? Ian the last time you said there were zombies it turned out to be a scene from a movie." Jovenshire reminded. "No, this is real. Look." Anthony said, pointing out the window. The zombies appeared to be real, shuffling slowly, devouring the flesh of the fallen. "It could still be a film scene." Mari said, still sceptical. The crew was not convinced and walked back to the office, Ian and Anthony ran after them. "Guys, this is real. What will it take to convince you?" Anthony asked. "You guys are really convinced are you?" Sohinki asked. "Sohinki, don't believe them." Lasercorn said. "Guys, this is real. We should get out of here while we can." Ian said. "Wait why would we need to get out of here?" Sohinki asked. "Well if this zombie threat is real then the government would destroy every major city to try and stop the spread." Jovenshire explained. "If this were a real threat. But it isn't so let's throw some more paper into Joven's mouth." Lasercorn said. "Yeah-wait, what?" Joven said, confused by Lasercorn's sentence.
Suddenly the glass broke in the lobby, zombies began to flood in. "Shit! It's real!" Lasercorn yelled. "Told ya." Ian said. The crew began to run to the nearest elevator, Wes pressed the button frantically but nothing came. "Where's the elevator?" Wes asked. Mari and Sohinki looked at each other guiltily, remembering what they did to the elevator, Lasercorn and Joven caught their glance. "Mari? Sohinki? What happened?" Joven asked. "No time, we'll use the stairs." Sohinki said, grabbing Mari's hand and running down the stairs. "Wait, Sohinki!" Wes yelled, running down the stairs after them. The others followed until they were in the lobby.
The entire place was surrounded, the crew retreated into the garage. "Now where?" Flitz asked. "We'll take my car, it can fit all of us." Lasercorn said. They all ran towards the car, the zombies were now in close pursuit. Joven fell behind, he tripped over and his glasses fell off. Wes stopped and turned around. "Joven, grab my hand!" Wes yelled. Wes and Joven's hands nearly met, but that's when the zombies dragged Joven away. "Joven! JOVEN!" Wes yelled, he ran after him but the door slammed right in Wes's face. He could hear Joven's pained screams, the zombies devouring Joven. The screaming finally stopped, Wes ran back to the car, he felt distraught. He could've saved Joven but he ran out of time. "Wes, it's not your fault. No one could've saved him in time." Mari said, comforting him. "Are you ok?" Flitz asked him. "Yeah, No. I'll be fine." Wes said quietly.