It had been weeks since they had arrived, and already Sergej was driven insane... well more insane then before. Not only has his 'shuper dhuper shecret hideout' been blown up three different times, but the vampire population has been destroyed nearly completely.

So he shipped them off to Christophe. Only to have them returne back to him, a lupe garu in tow. "His name's Graves. He has been taken against his will." Was all that came out of Jen's mouth.

Sergej decided to like the girls a bit more.

-:D-

When they managed to blow up the helicopter that nearly allowed to Dru to escape and capture his own son, Sergej took the two girls out for ice-cream.

When he witnessed them slughter heartlessly with the speed and strength of a vampire, but were clearly human, he decided that they neaded to be praised.

-:D-

When a man named Wesker tried to take Sergej's human protege's away from him, Sergej and Wesker fought, not realizing that Chelsea dug another hole to China and formed a new volcano. They didn't realise that Jen and Dominique started to plot world domination.

-:D-

The girls greaved when the saw Sergej die, then started to plot Dru's demise.

Unfourtantly for them, the cops came and dragged the girls back to school.

"!"

A/N: A lot shorter then the first, but still complete. Not as funny either, but, meh. I have a headache.

Tah tah!

P.S. Ill probably change this into a plot line later amd write a few chapters with this.