author note: I'm require by the laws of this site to put in this disclaimer even though im basically lieing, no people in this story are real. I changed their names. dirrell himself is actual in gate so its really okay with him :)
One upon a time there was chaos and destruction, the muslim hords attack Europe and blow up twimtowers with jet fuel, mexicans attack and rape the women of the united states BUT THERE IS A HERO WHO EMERGS FROM HIS GOLDEN TOWER IN NEW YORK AND HIS NAME IS DIRRELL. He was going to bring glory to this once white country by kicking out the mexicans, mexicans are not white because spain instead of rightfuly eradicating all of the native aztec sacrifice monkeys we did they fucked them. Low iq and crime is the result of mixing white with shitskin. Asians are ok though ^_^
"When mexico sends people they send bad people. They are sending drug people and rapists. I will make anime real."
Immediately everyone in the world got butthurt because he was right if you go by crime and drug statistics and libtards can't do logic: However there are still enough good people left to make him the GOP front runner and this will change the world.
On the other side of the poltical spectum in the democrat party (AKA the cuckold party) there was hitlery clit-on. She is evil and thought she would become president and ruin America with islamic feministic -communism. SHE DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHIGN THAT SHE SAYS. IF YOU VOTE FOR HER YOU ARE A FUCKING IDOIT. SHE JUST WANTS POWER. Theres also hernia sandal who will actually flip on islamic feministic –communism (I was just joking about hitlery doing that but hernia will actualy do that.) If you vote for this kike you wear a fedora. There's also Jam Wab who is pretty cool.
The people on the republican side are these, There's yeb butts who will institute mexican cuckold-communism. There's tom cruise who will institute canadian maple-capitalism. There's randlet poole who is just a fucking manlet who probably asks if hes being detained when hes pulled over, he just also rides on his fathers coattails. There's Krispy kreme, would just get stuck in a bath tub like that other potus. Theres carloo firecrotch who is some warcrazy old bat who crashed her only company into ground. There's bimbam carslam who is some insane sleepy-ass nigga who is blazed ALWAYS. There's mark rubrub who is some establishment faggot. That's all I think, all that matters really.
Weeks later and dirrell was the front runner of the republicans race replacing yeb butts. Yeb got really butthurt because of this: his dad geodude butts lost against bob clit-on who is hitlery's "husband" (who cucked hitlery for this high test chick). He want to avenge his family and has been training for this day for his entire life. His brother (geodude butts, also name the same) was also potus so he would be the only person who didnt into potus.
"With turtles in my pocket, guaca in my bowle, downsyndrome in my chromosomes I WILL DEFEAT YOU DIRRELL."
Yeb walk up to dirrell and yelled "APOLOGIZE TO MY WIFe."and dirrell looked down and whisper "no".