Hi my naem is Grenda and im twleve and i realy liek Diper. Where ment two bee. Meabel saids that i shud ask him out cuz i realy liek him. Hiz hare iz so perfect and black like teh knight at mednite. (Hes emo)
So ten Grenda put on black lipstik and whight foundation and whent to Diper's house, teh Mistery Shak. "hey do u want too date i asked.
"yes" diper sayed. "Grenda i luv u so muhc i just waz to sacred so i din;t ask u." "Dipar i lov u so much." Grenda saed.
Then they whent and datted and lived happyily evar aftar.
The end.