A/N: Headcanons are a thing of beauty aren't they? This fic is based off a headcanon I have that when Hans gets drunk, he gets really affectionate towards Elsa, which is embarrassing for her because he's only affectionate in private.

This is rather short I'm afraid, so perhaps it's more of a drabble than a fanfiction really.


Elsa knew who had encircled their arms around her without even looking down.

Not to mention the dignitaries that she had been talking to only moments before were now looking at her - or who was behind her - curiously.

'You will have to excuse me,' she said politely, despite the hint of disapproval in her voice.

'Of course your majesty,' one responded. They both then proceeded to converse amongst themselves.

She sighed & turned to face the man that held her, a stupid grin on his face.

'Hans,' she greeted, less than impressed.

'Hi Elsa,' he replied, his speech slurred by wine. 'You look very beautiful,'

Elsa could feel her cheeks burn at the compliment, but she stayed focused.

'Hans, how much have you had to drink?' she asked.

'Only one or two glasses!' Hans replied.

'Are you sure?'

'Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be!'

'Because it seems like you've had much more than that,'

'But I haven't! Honest!'

Elsa sighed. Anna never had this problem with her husband. Why couldn't hers be the same?

Elsa gently took Hans' hand & began to lead him out of the ballroom.

'Elsa! Where are we going?' Hans asked, stumbling as Elsa lead him away.

'To our chambers,' was her response.

Hans suddenly stopped in his tracks, making Elsa almost trip.

'Hans what are you-'

'Elsa I love you~!' Hans said loudly.

'Hans people are staring,'

'I love you Elsie~'

Elsa felt her cheeks burn as she practically dragged him out of the ballroom. As she passed Anna & Kristoff, she heard Anna trying - & failing - to suppress a giggle. Elsa made a mental note to get her revenge on her later.


The door to the Queen & the Prince Consort's chambers opened & Elsa dragged Hans in. Hans fell onto the bed while Elsa shut the door.

'Elsa-'

'No Hans,' Elsa cut him off.

'But-'

'No Hans. Lie down & go to sleep,' Elsa said, opening the door. 'I'm going back downstairs,'

In one swift movement, Hans picked Elsa up & placed her on the bed. Elsa shrieked as she was placed on the bed & was quick to scowl at Hans.

'Hans! What are you-'

Hans cut her off but planting a kiss on her lips. She froze, then melted into the kiss. When he pulled away, Elsa found that she'd calmed down.

'I love you Elsa,' Hans said.

Elsa couldn't help but smile. 'I love you too, Hans,' she replied.