Yes, it's another crazy, zany, nonsensical story by mwang and her co-partner...This will probably be our worst yet so...don't say i didn't warn you. I will not revise it. If you wish to see something awesome, go read a different story by me...

We don't own ice age so don't sue us. No money will be made off of this.

Also, here's a summary:

MLK= Martin Luther King JR

MLK looks like milk

it's Martin Luther King Jr day...just kidding he wasn't alive back then but oh well here's another crazy one shot.

...Dedicated to MLKJ...though I'm not sure this is worth dedicating...its terrible but its fun to write.

WARNING IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO NONSENSE AVOID READING THIS


"Hey, Eddie," said Crash. "Yeah?" "It's Milk day."

Eddie blinked before catching on. "Oh yeah, it's milk day." Sid overheard this converation and waddled over. Just then, Professor Rhino waddled over.

"Martin Luther King was a courageous African American Man. He risked his life for freedom and protested peacefully..."

"Who was Martin Luther King?" asked Sid. The rhino snorted. "Were you not listening?" he asked in a snobbish tone. "No," said Sid, "Is that a problemo?" The rhino gave him a look of distaste. "Yes, that is a , I don't speak...Spanish." Suddenly a booming voice came from the distance.

"I have a dream...That one day, Little black boys and black girls can hold hands with little white girl and boys..."

It turns out they were all going crazy but millions of years later a very cool, peaceful man would say similar words and change history for the better.


One month Later, Valentine's day:

"Oh Manny its so beautiful" exclaimed Ellie. " " she screamed upon opening the present.


One month before, MLKJ day.

An eagle swept close to Diego and snatched him up and took him away . "Whoa!" he yelled, fascinated. Things started changing below him. Humans dominated the earth. They were separated by race. A bunch of people were crowded around one guy talking. "WHOA YOU MUST BE MAGICAL WE WENT INTO THE FUTURE!" yelled Diego, very out of character...Peaches went and ate a peach. Everybody complained how,"This was a terrible story that you should have not read because it will lower your expectations of my stories which is terrible noooooooooooooooooooooooo stop reading this WHY DID YOU READ THIS actually I thank you for reading this even if you don't have a account you are welcome to review!"

An obnoxious potato eafle ate some cous- cous. Rawr rawr goes the potato eagle.

Yes.

Okay.

I understand.

Okay, ma'm may i take your order?
I'm sorry, we don't serve caviar at in-n-out.
AAAH WHO IS THIS CRAZY WEASEL EATING ALL THE FRENCH FRIES?

Boomie the eagle.

Karate now buh-bye lady.

Why is Buck talking into a rock?


......I can say nothing in my than that I didn't write about the potato eagle or karate...