Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
"So what did you want to see me for?"
Axel gazed at the pretty young lady that stood before him - barely believing he was allowing himself to go through with seeing her again. After the history they had together, she would have broke his heart - if he had one.
"Look, Axel, I know I said I didn't ant anything more to do with you - but I never did mean those words. My life has been so empty without having you there for me. You make me more complete than anything else possibly could. The truth is, I want to give our relationship another go...because despite what I told you and myself...I love you..."
"You love me and want me back?!"
From the way he'd said those words, the girl was confident her fiery-haired ex-boyfriend was about to take her back - until hearing what he let out next.
"I'm so FLATTERED!"
As the girl jumped in fear over her ex-lover's explosive sarcasm, her eyes widened as he suddenly summoned his chakrams. He held them in a position that made it look like he was about to use them on her - but managed to take a second to first give his answer to the one who had hurt him in the past and now wanted him back.
"BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
The moral of this story is: the only thing worse than breaking a guy's heart - is when that guy does not have a heart to break, therefore making them very dangerous...
Axel's ex-girlfriend learned that on the last day of her life...
"Indeed she did! Yep, that's the moral of this story! Got it memorised?"
The end.