Creepy bus driver 1

Disclaimer: I do not Naruto or any other characters.

All I own is the plot.

It's my first time writing so in the reviews be critical but not ruthless.

Or I will find you!

Thought talking

Kyubi talking

p.s. I thank Bonesboy15 and if you don't know you this is

then I beg Kami to get off your fat (arses)… sorry I sneezed I meant your fat butts and read.

"Uhhh. Where the hell am I?" Thought the blond, handsome teen. Said teen soon felt a wave a nauseating pain shoot up his right eye. He brought up his right hand to his beautiful, unique sky colored eye to flitch and curse from the still existing pain. Soon the pain became dull, and he shifted to get into a better position. Only to be blinded by the sun that dared to rise. Wait sun, that shouldn't be correct considering the last thing I remember, is fighting Madara with the help of Sasuke at during the sun set. His train of thought was soon interrupted when he finally noticed that he was moving. Well not him exactly but he was on something and he wanted to find out what. So the one and only knuckle headed ninja stood and began to walk forwarded only to be stopped by a creepy voice.

"I see you're finally a wake." Said the very creepy bus driver. He stared intensively at Naruto and grinned sickly that made Gaarra seem gentler when he was younger.

Naruto couldn't help but ask the driver where they were going.

The driver had answered with this "you'll see" then chuckled quietly to him self.

This had led Naruto to have conversation with himslef. Where am I and how on earth could I have ended up on this Kami forsaken bus. I need to find a way off this bus and back to my village for answers but first I need to wake a certain flee ball in my mind. Hey mutt I know you're awake, answer me.

Soon Naruto found himself in the familiar sewer that is his mind.

Where are you, you damn fox!

You dare to inter mine domain and demand me to obey you like some common dog, who do you think you are! Yelled the Kuybi

You, what other trapped fox do you see that I must of missed. Naruto said as he looked at the trapped fox that has lived with him for almost for 16 years. He noticed that said fox bared his fangs while its slitted eyes showed its anger for his nickname. Naruto sighed knowing yelling is not going to get him any where. So in his most generous simile he asks the kuybi to explain to him what happen to him and how he ended up here.

Said Kuybi had smirked not knowing that Naruto really didn't know what happen.

You're kidding right. Asked the kuybi, but after seeing Naruto serious face made him bellow with laughter.

You really don't know do you. Well you might as well sit down and listen well because I'm only going to say this once you idiotic moron. Stated the great orange/red fox.

(Flashback)

You can't possible think that you can defeat me by yourself the hysterically masked men called Madara. You don't have enough charka to stand on your own two feet.

First of my name Is Naruto not ninetails, second is that I can, and will defeat you that is a fact and third is the reason I am shaking is because I'm getting tired of waiting for this battle to end. Who do I think I'm kidding he's right I can't keep fighting I'm exhausted. I shouldn't have fought Sasuke now I'm to tired to kicked Madara ass like everyone knows it. I need help but every one is every is either to tired or to weak, I guess I'm going in alone.

Then you won't mine me joining in then great fire ball justu. Said a certain duck headed ninja.

Sasuke! Why do side with them, after all their ones who killed you're your clan, your brother. Join me so we can finally end this village, and this war. Shrieked Madara hoping to convince the traitorous Uchia.

No thank you I am already tired with your existence. The one and only reason I side with them is that I want to be who kills Naruto. Sasuke stated with conviction.

Naruto rolled his eyes knowing Sasuke his lying through his teeth. But still Naruto still really appreciates. So being Naruto he couldn't help but make fun of the situation. So Sasuke what took you so long or that's right the ass kicking I dealt you must have kept you crying for mamma.

You wish dobe. Sasuke said while grinning at Naruto. So are you going to get off your lazy, useless, ramen loving ass up or am I'm going to have to kick the shit out Madara myself. Stated Sasuke with his usually arrogance.

Don't go insulting my ramen or your going to be in some really deep shit! Yelled the blond ninja. Now that Naruto got this out of his system it was time to get to business. You ready Sasuke because this maybe our only chance to beat him.

Hn. Answer the lone Uchia.

All of a sudden Madara charged at extreme speed. Then we collided.

to be continued...