"Ugghhh" Greg said rocking his new g's.
"Yea we gonna fuck this bitch we gettin 12 assists. aha. They gonna be suckin this dick, from 12 to six, jordan to jamaica fucking snitch. Platinum plus niggas we all gonna fuck your bitch then when we done with her we gon' flip the switch. A young nigga from the projects, now hes maxing out his fucking amex. Ughhh."
Alex then responded, "Ya you keep saying you gonna fuck my bitch, but how the fuck you even gonna do that when you got no dick. My parents fucking died at six, I wasn't raised like you you fucking lazy prick. Aha. A young nigga from the hood, fucking up this city cause he could. I used glocks before, you aint never even touched pot before. I could put a bullet in ya head, you couldn't even move and you'd be fucking dead. Ughh"
Greg replied, "You calling me out on having no dick, how the fuck would you know that you disgusting prick. You talking bout glocks all you've touched are some cocks. I fuck up these niggas with my sixth assist, you choke on these hoes can't fucking coexist. Yea. I learned the game from Yassen Gregorovich. He and I both fucking gutted your bitch. Oh wait nigga you ain't got none. Haha. No bitch wanna touch that shit nigga. Nigga, I be blazin hard like a mofo. Nigga, you be sucking hard like a cholo. Keep deepthroatin and choking you motherfucking provoking me into fuckin you over nigga. Yea. You drownin in that pussy, while I be sliding through that pussy nigga. Nigga I go hard to the paint, you just fucking faint. Please use some restraint, nobody ever touch that dick, nigga, they ain't. Uggghh Try to top that nigga"
Alex replied, "Uggh I eat the pussy all day like its cabbage. I'm a motherfucking savage. You taking dick in the ass like Charles Babbage. Yea I fucking said it nigga, I just pulled the motherfucking trigga. Don't complain about it on twitter. You ain't never seen the real world you motherfucking chitter. I make all the bitches asses wiggle, nigga the only thing you do is make your fucking man-boobs jiggle. Don't deny it nigga, you a fucking hoe, thats you always be sucking a dick fasho. Ugghh topped enough for ya nigga?"
Greg replied,"Nigga I'm 500, that shit wasn't even a hunned. You repeatin shit like DJ Khaled, I be fucking bitches like O'Malled. Little fat-ass mothafucka, I beat your ass with my nunchucka. I fuck these bitches 24/7, you can't even keep that dick up for 11. Nigga, why even be playin this game, Get the fuck out here, your name is lame. What the fuck name is Alex Rider. The only thing you be riding is this fucking dick BITCH!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! Someone pull the fucking fire alarm! This nigga just light the fuck up out of 2016." Rowley yelled clapping furiously.