Kokoro: A-ano… Hi… I'm so glad that you're gonna read this story.

Miwa: Our 'master' wants us to voice this:

We do not own the characters of Katekyo Hitman Reborn and all characters and the anime/manga solely belongs to Amano Akira.

Kokoro: Ano… This is our 'master's first fanfiction.

Miwa: She'd appreciate some R&R.

Okay, so I've got, like 5 different alternate personalities. Let me just tell you this: if you're looking for the lemons and all, go to the second chapter, which will be up soon if not already. This chapter was awkwardly put together… definitely. Forgive me for any mistakes and please note them to me. It seems a bit ahead of me to on my first shot go up and create a rated M fanfiction right off the bat, but… might as well get it over with, right?

Some of the characters are a bit OOC, and Basil's… language… is hard. But who cares? Right? Everyone cares… Gomendasai… TT^TT Also, please note that for one reason or another I can't include the border line thing, so I just used extra spaces instead. Oh wait... that didn't show up either. Nevermind... I hope you'll know when you get there... Gomen... again. And also: though it's in 3rd person, you can hear Basil and Tsuna's thoughts. There was a word for this... I just forgot it. Omni... something. But it switches from Third Person in Tsuna's thoughts and Third Person in Basil's thoughts. If you know what I mean... ^~^;

Anyways, I've figured out recently that a 2784 or 8427 (aka Tsuna x Basil, Basil x Tsuna) doujinshi wouldn't be bad, so I created a fanfiction instead. Lemons included and whatnot. Happy reading! See you at the next chapter~

Aphrodisiac and Ukes

"Juudaime!" It was probably Gokudera. He was so loyal and always around him, sort of like… a dog. Tsuna did not want to get into the details of what type of dog, but the thought of Gokudera with dog ears and a furiously wagging tail made him chuckle. He turned around to wait for Gokudera to catch up when—

"Wah!" Tsuna stepped on his shoelace, doing a face plant in the middle of the hallway.

"Juudaime! Are you all right?" Gokudera hurried to his side, helping him up.

"Uh… yeah, I guess." He winced, rubbing his sore and possibly scraped knee.

"You're bleeding!"

"Uh?" Before Tsuna could respond fully, Gokudera grabbed him princess style. "Gah! Where are we going? T-this is… What is Kyoko-chan sees?" Tsuna's face turned a bright tomato red, looking at the mix of curious and giggling faces in the hallway as they sped by.

Finally, after long minutes of hallway humiliation, Gokudera set him down… in front of Dr. Shamal's office. "Uh, Gokudera-kun? Why are we here?"

"You're bleeding! Why shouldn't you be here? Your safety is top priority!"

"Gokudera-kun… I'm not bleeding." Tsuna checked thoroughly around his arms and legs.

"Oh. Uh… Well you still need a checkup! Time to go in!"

"W-wait, what? Stop!" Tsuna stuttered as he tried to push himself out of the office that Gokudera forced him into.

"Hello, girls—Oh, they're just guys. Look, I only treat girls, so shoo." Dr. Shamal waved the two guys off, but Gokudera pushed Tsuna in even more.

"Come on Gokudera, let's go! He doesn't even treat guys and I don't need to be checked up on!" Tsuna struggled, trying, but failing to backup out the door. Little did helpless Tsuna know what Gokudera and Dr. Shamal were whispering behind his back.

"Aha! You're right Juudaime! Let's go!" Gokudera grabbed Tsuna's hand and dragged him out, but right before he left, Tsuna caught a glimpse of Dr. Shamal's trident mosquito. 'What's that doing here?' he thought. His attention snapped back to Gokudera as he began to babble.

"…Did you hear me, Juudaime?"

"Uh, sorry, what?"

"Basil is coming to visit today!"

'That's a surprise!' thought Tsuna as he and Gokudera began to walk home. Yamamoto had baseball practice and couldn't come home with them. On their way back, Gokudera said, "Wait, Juudaime. Let's get a couple of drinks. We can get one for Basil too!"

That was also a surprise. Gokudera never usually acted… nice around many people. Tsuna immediately agreed and followed Gokudera to the vending machines.

"Oh no, Juudaime. You shouldn't come! I'll carry it all, don't worry!" Just then, a kick sent Gokudera flying up against the wall.

"Ciaossu." A familiar voice greeted.

"Reborn!" Tsuna cried, "What are you doing here?" He ran over to Gokudera to check if he was unconscious. Luckily, he wasn't. That just meant he didn't have to carry him home.

"I came to see how Dame-Tsuna and Gokudera were coming along on their way home. Buying drinks, I see? Let me help you, Gokudera."

Eh? Another surprise. Reborn helping? That was basically impossible… unless… what was he going to put in those drinks? But before he could stop Gokudera, who was now up and steady, and Reborn, they had left. Sighing, he sat next to the wall and waited for…

"Juudaime!" Yep, there he was again, loyal dog and all. Gokudera handed him a soda to drink.

"Thanks," he said, giving him a sweet smile, "But I'm not very thirsty right now." He glanced over at Reborn to possibly fend off a bullet or attack for not drinking the soda, but Reborn remained motionless, holding two cans of soda.

"Let's go home." Reborn swiveled on his foot and walked down the sidewalk.

"Sawada-dono! Tis wonderful to see thou again!" Basil ran up the pathway in front of Tsuna's house to open the gate. "You too, Gokudera-kun, Reborn-san!"

"I bought you a soda, Basil. You should drink it." Reborn handed over the other can, which Basil quickly opened and gulped down.

"Wait…" Tsuna didn't have time to tell him that Reborn might have put something in the drink.

They were quickly ushered into the house and Tsuna was sent to the living room to do homework, since his own room was so tragically crowded all the time. Reborn, being his home tutor, followed him and Basil, being a good friend, followed him too.

"Now," said the hitman with his gun taken out, "Show me your notebook and the notes you took in class today."

Tsuna rummaged to his bag. He… couldn't find it! "Uh… Reborn… I… sort of… can't find the notebook. I probably left it at school." He put his arms over his head to protect himself from an upcoming blow, but none came.

"Dame-Tsuna, go get it." He kicked him in the head once Tsuna's defenses were down.

"Hai…"

"Art thou in need of assistance? I shall attend too, Sawada-dono."

The more people the better…

"Ah! Here it is!" Tsuna looked through his desk to find his notebook, which was sitting there on top of some papers. Reborn, who had somehow magically disappeared the moment they entered the school, had hit Tsuna with his gun versus shooting him and told him that if he did not find his notebook, he would get a real beating. Tsuna sighed in relief.

It was sort of hot in here, now that he was standing still. Maybe it was the temperature outside. No, it couldn't be. It was spring, warm and nice. So what was making him so hot? He looked over at Basil, who seemed to be fidgeting too. They're eyes met and looked away.

Tsuna began to flush, sweating a bit. He dropped his notebook, and reached down to pick it up, before he realized a part of him was very…active.

A door slammed. Basil and Tsuna looked to the classroom door. Sure enough, a lock clicked shut and Reborn's voice echoed through the door. "It seems the aphrodisiac that we slipped in the drinks and had the trident mosquito inject into you is working. Be good little kiddies and stay in there for a while." They heard footsteps in the hallway, signifying Reborn's leaving.

Now both Tsuna and Basil were panting, Tsuna doubling over with his legs pressed together, trying to make his need go away. He looked at Basil, his eyes glazing over watching Basil slide to the floor panting erotically as he squirmed and moved his legs. Before he knew it, a shot fired into his head. The Dying Will Bullet.

Basil looked up at a shadow falling over him. He knew those cool eyes and calm stare, only that calm stare had turned into one of lust and need. They both desired it. And at the moment they're eyes met, it started.