Note: I wrote this as a cosplay script for a certain convention, in which I
played the skit. I felt like putting up on as a short fan fiction. Enjoy.
[Guilty Gear: I hate you, Sol! I hate you with a passion!!!!!!!!]
(Ky is on the floor, unconscious. He starts to wake up.)
Ky: Ugh.... Where am I... I can't remember.... (staggers onto his feet)
Constable: Are you alright, Captain?
Ky: Constable?
Constable: Glad to see you, sir. We've been looking all over for you. You went on to challenge Sol Badguy and didn't come back!
Ky: Sorry that I troubled you. I'm afraid he eluded me yet again....
Constable: What happened, sir?
Ky: I made a mistake of challenging him inside of a bar. The bar exploded.
Constable: Oh.... Well, we went to pick up your unconscious body at the usual place, the east village dumpster, but you weren't there. You've been missing for two days.
Ky: But.... Why?
Constable: This might give you a clue. That scary man left you a note.
Ky: (reading out loud)
"Listen boy,
When the smoke cleared out, I found you still out cold. So I decided to take the advantage of the situation. I just knew you would enjoy it. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Sol
P.S I took the liberty of taking pictures. "
(horrified) Oh my God.... What did he do to me?!!
Constable: I think it's more of what did 'she' do to you.
Ky: What?
Constable: I don't know if you've noticed, but we are in the residence of Miss Kuradoberry Jam – your admirer (*cough* stalker *cough*). Apparently, your nemesis wrapped you neatly with pink bow and presented you to her as a peace offering. Look, here are some pictures.
Ky: (annoyed) Please, take them away!
Constable: Anyway sir, we need to get out of here before she comes back. I brought the SWAT team in case she retaliates. Oh, and sir? I have good news.
Ky: (a bit lightened) What is it?
Constable: I just saved money on my car insurance.
(Stern silence....)
Constable: Come on, sir! Let's go!
(Ky takes a few steps then stops for a moment.) (Fade In: BGM – Holy Order)
Ky: Why God...? Why do you torment me?
God (?): (ever-ethereal voice of Daisuke Ishiwatari ) Because I hate you...
Ky: (looks around furiously) Who said that?!
(He gives up with a sigh and walks out...)
~fin~
[Guilty Gear: I hate you, Sol! I hate you with a passion!!!!!!!!]
(Ky is on the floor, unconscious. He starts to wake up.)
Ky: Ugh.... Where am I... I can't remember.... (staggers onto his feet)
Constable: Are you alright, Captain?
Ky: Constable?
Constable: Glad to see you, sir. We've been looking all over for you. You went on to challenge Sol Badguy and didn't come back!
Ky: Sorry that I troubled you. I'm afraid he eluded me yet again....
Constable: What happened, sir?
Ky: I made a mistake of challenging him inside of a bar. The bar exploded.
Constable: Oh.... Well, we went to pick up your unconscious body at the usual place, the east village dumpster, but you weren't there. You've been missing for two days.
Ky: But.... Why?
Constable: This might give you a clue. That scary man left you a note.
Ky: (reading out loud)
"Listen boy,
When the smoke cleared out, I found you still out cold. So I decided to take the advantage of the situation. I just knew you would enjoy it. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Sol
P.S I took the liberty of taking pictures. "
(horrified) Oh my God.... What did he do to me?!!
Constable: I think it's more of what did 'she' do to you.
Ky: What?
Constable: I don't know if you've noticed, but we are in the residence of Miss Kuradoberry Jam – your admirer (*cough* stalker *cough*). Apparently, your nemesis wrapped you neatly with pink bow and presented you to her as a peace offering. Look, here are some pictures.
Ky: (annoyed) Please, take them away!
Constable: Anyway sir, we need to get out of here before she comes back. I brought the SWAT team in case she retaliates. Oh, and sir? I have good news.
Ky: (a bit lightened) What is it?
Constable: I just saved money on my car insurance.
(Stern silence....)
Constable: Come on, sir! Let's go!
(Ky takes a few steps then stops for a moment.) (Fade In: BGM – Holy Order)
Ky: Why God...? Why do you torment me?
God (?): (ever-ethereal voice of Daisuke Ishiwatari ) Because I hate you...
Ky: (looks around furiously) Who said that?!
(He gives up with a sigh and walks out...)
~fin~