Disclaimer: I don't own My Babysitter's a Vampire. If I did, Season 3 would be out already.


Jane Morgan sat transfixed, as the popular teen movie 'Dusk' played on the television. Her older brother and his best friend/neighbour were in the other room.

"Look at all this. Did you rob an ice-cream truck or something?"

The two teenage boys placed the rest of the candy on the dining room table. "We have officially joined, the highschool brotherhood." Benny explained as they sat down. "We are now men. Let's celebrate the moment."

"Hey." Ethan picked up a pack of marshmallows. "Remember in Grade 5 when you stuffed 176 of these in your life.

Benny snatched the pack of him. "Yeah right, it was 186."

Ethan was about to argue back but instead looked around. "So where's Mahoney? She'd normally be telling us off at this point."

Benny picked up his cellphone. "See for yourself."


Pain. The only sensation Catherine Mahoney could feel in her mouth. She had just had the fortune of getting two wisdom teeth removed a few days before and her painkillers had worn off a few hours earlier. So she was now lying in bed, cotton swabs in mouth, cursing her luck of getting major dental surgery before her first day as a high-school student.

Her cellphone began ringing on the bedside table. She groaned before fumbling to answer. "Hurro?" She slurred.

"Ha! I knew it'd be hilarious!" Benny laughed.

"Oh! Fug you Behhy Weeh!" She tried to yell down the phone, still unable to speak properly.

"Worth it!" He hung up.

'I going to fucking murder him.' She promised herself. Before she could plan any further, she was interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Hey Sis."

Thomas Mahoney had all that his younger sister lacked; blonde hair, blue eyes, natural athleticism and the ability to stand spending long periods of time with other human beings.

"You've got to to walk Baxter."

"Toh. I cand wok da doh. I jus had sugewy. Wah kind oh boder are ooh?" She tried to explain.

Thomas looked at her. "Cathy, I have no idea what the hell you're saying. So I'm going to take that as a yes." He tapped the doorframe. "Hop to it."


If she could, Catherine would be muttering horrible, horrible things about Benny Weir and her so-called brother. But she couldn't, so she listened to her iPod instead.

"She's the girl next door." It played as she and Baxter made their way around the block. "Nice but naughty with a heart that's pure." The Mahoneys had lived in this neighbourhood for as long as Catherine could remember. "She's the girl next door." Whitechapel wasn't the biggest of towns, or the most exciting, but it was home."She's for me."

Baxter tugged her with his leash as they turned the corner on to their street, Orchard Park. He was an Appenzell Mountain Dog and had been in the Family since Catherine was six. For a nine year old, he was still fairly active, despite the odd grey hair.

It was a quiet night. No-one else was out at this hour. Catherine yawned. 'I'm so going to bed.' She thought to herself.

Baxter stopped and sniffed the air. He let out deep growl. "Bahder?" She asked, slightly spooked by his sudden change in demeanour. Suddenly, a girl screamed. He burst into a sprint, pulling his leash out of her unsuspecting hand and barked loudly down the street. "Bahder!" She cried out, racing after him. "Ooh stupih doh! Geh bah here!"

She eventually caught up to him, in front of 17 Orchard Park, the house next to hers. "Jaye?" She asked. Mrs. Morgan was hugging her daughter as her husband stood nearby. Catherine took a firm grip of Baxter's leash, baffled by the whole situation.

"Ethan!" Mrs. Morgan yelled angrily. Ethan came out the front followed closely by Benny.

"You're home early." He stated sheepishly. "How was date night."


So, how was it? Do you think you'll like Mahoney? I'm going to try and make the chapters longer.

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