I got this idea after realizing that all the Zero minions have very similar traits.
Rated T because I reference blood, so I want to be safe about the rating.
Start with a basic shape
Like a frilly sphere or a dodecagon.
A humanoid design works as well.
Then plaster one eye upon its face.
Add ten cups of blood,
So it'll explode properly.
Scoop a heaping tablespoon of tragic backstory.
Sift out any emotion created so far.
Mix 40 cups of obsession with destruction
And 5 cups of angst.
Pour a pint of difficulty
And a gallon of "But this is a kids' game!" moments.
Yield one stereotypical Zero minion.
Fat: Yes ;D
Calories: You don't really intend on EATING this thing, right? That would be gross.
Hope you enjoyed it! R&R!